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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#301: Apr 5th 2022 at 2:07:27 PM

292. Bob is not in a race against Mr. Welch to a not allowed list with 3,000 entries.

292.1. Bob may not challenge Mr. Welch to such a race.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#302: Apr 5th 2022 at 2:35:38 PM

292.2 Bob may not interact with Mr. Welch period.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#303: Apr 5th 2022 at 3:02:32 PM

292.3 Or Skippy Either.

293: Bob is not allowed to swear and throw things when reminded of this list.

294: As Bob is not an emotionally-stunted 4chan user, he is not entitled to "good boy points" for behaving himself. There is only punishments for misbehaviour. Another year in the Gulag for even bringing it up.

295: Yes, duplicated rules DO have to be obeyed, Bob.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 9th 2022 at 1:25:11 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#304: Apr 5th 2022 at 3:19:17 PM

292.4 And he's definitely not allowed to talk to Dr. Bright.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#305: Apr 5th 2022 at 3:23:51 PM

296. Arguments cannot end with the phrase, "Alright! We'll settle this like penguins!"

297. Bob may not mess with the ordering of this list by moving subpoints out of order.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 5th 2022 at 6:41:37 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#306: Apr 5th 2022 at 3:49:37 PM

298: Bob may not fill my house with spreadable sandwich fixings and/or gravy either.

298.1 Or any other substance, pile of small objects, or live animals. Remember what we said about staying away from pets?

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#307: Apr 5th 2022 at 3:56:29 PM

299. Bob may not manipulate time do that every day is 4/20/69.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#308: Apr 5th 2022 at 4:11:16 PM

300. This is TV Tropes, not Sparta.

300.1. Bob may not do anything that warrants outdated memes appearing on this list.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#309: Apr 5th 2022 at 4:20:03 PM

301. Bob may not summon Kid Buu to wreak havoc on the universe.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#310: Apr 5th 2022 at 4:35:59 PM

302. Bob is not allowed to wear shorts, even if they are comfy and easy to wear.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#311: Apr 5th 2022 at 4:48:26 PM

303. Bob is not allowed to rob Bill Nye of his science equipment. What do we keep saying about you owning science equipment?

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#312: Apr 5th 2022 at 7:10:51 PM

303.1 Bob is not to rob anyone of their science equipment

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#313: Apr 5th 2022 at 7:13:30 PM

304. Bob may not dub over any of Debra's voice lines in the Show That Doesn't Exist. Even if Kira Buckland approves of his voice acting skills. (Why would she, anyway?)

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
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Asgore Adopts Noelle
#314: Apr 5th 2022 at 8:46:49 PM

305: Bob isn't allowed to touch the side advertisements.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#315: Apr 5th 2022 at 9:17:50 PM

306: If Bob finds science equipment, he may not keep it. Nice try.

307: Bob MAY have fast food, as long as he promises:

  • Not to ask if he "can has cheeseburger"
  • Not to refer to fried chicken as "tendies" or "nuggies," depending on form available
  • Not to refer to Mountain Dew as "Dewie"
  • Not to eat out more than once a week
  • To bring enough for everyone

Edited by dvorak on Apr 5th 2022 at 9:28:17 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#316: Apr 5th 2022 at 10:24:39 PM

308. Not allowed to go through my closet.

308.1. Not allowed to go through my bookshelf.

308.2. Not allowed to go through my internet history.

308.3. Not allowed to go through my Steam library.

308.4. Not allowed to go through my Itch library.

309. Bob is just not allowed in my house.

309.1. He must remove the camera behind my mirror at once.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 5th 2022 at 1:30:22 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#317: Apr 5th 2022 at 10:29:23 PM

310: Bob may not invade anyone elses privacy, and must cease doing so at once

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#318: Apr 6th 2022 at 3:46:40 AM

311. Bob is not allowed to cause a jail break to play "Real Life Cops and Robbers."

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#319: Apr 6th 2022 at 5:22:22 AM

312. Bob is not allowed to answer every question he's asked with 42, even if it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#320: Apr 6th 2022 at 5:27:56 AM

313. Bob may not operate scientific equipment without direct supervision.

Inconsistently active.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#321: Apr 6th 2022 at 5:31:15 AM

313.1. Doubly so since he's not allowed to HAVE scientific equipment in the first place, supervised or not.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#323: Apr 6th 2022 at 7:50:57 AM

315: When Bob inevitably (wether through gross negligence or deliberate sabotage) causes damage to the space-time continuum while operating scientific equipment, he is to be kept away from all tools, weapons, and blunt, heavy objects.

315.1: He may not upload a Stream-of-Consiousness podcast to the internet during such events.

316: We don't care if it "followed him home," Bob may not keep any pets. Remember?

316.1 Doubly so if said "pet" is an alien Bioweapon Beast.

Edited by dvorak on Feb 13th 2024 at 7:31:13 AM

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moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#324: Apr 6th 2022 at 8:17:58 AM

315.2: Bob may not make any podcasts, period.

Edited by moefoxes on Apr 8th 2022 at 11:25:14 AM

Inconsistently active.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#325: Apr 6th 2022 at 8:28:49 AM

317. Bob is not allowed to impersonate tech support over the phone. Especially not in an Indian accent.

317.1. Bob is not to use an Indian accent when talking on the phone.

317.2. Bob may not call anyone about their car's extended warranty.

317.3. Let's amend this to Bob is not allowed to scam people over the phone, period.

317.4. This includes scams via other forms of communication as well. Bob is not a Nigerian prince, and is not allowed to present himself as such over an e-mail message.

@moefoxes the typo in your rule number.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 6th 2022 at 11:36:26 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams

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