292.3 Or Skippy Either.
293: Bob is not allowed to swear and throw things when reminded of this list.
294: As Bob is not an emotionally-stunted 4chan user, he is not entitled to "good boy points" for behaving himself. There is only punishments for misbehaviour. Another year in the Gulag for even bringing it up.
295: Yes, duplicated rules DO have to be obeyed, Bob.
Edited by dvorak on Apr 9th 2022 at 1:25:11 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!296. Arguments cannot end with the phrase, "Alright! We'll settle this like penguins!"
297. Bob may not mess with the ordering of this list by moving subpoints out of order.
Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 5th 2022 at 6:41:37 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams301. Bob may not summon Kid Buu to wreak havoc on the universe.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie302. Bob is not allowed to wear shorts, even if they are comfy and easy to wear.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald304. Bob may not dub over any of Debra's voice lines in the Show That Doesn't Exist
. Even if Kira Buckland approves of his voice acting skills. (Why would she, anyway?)
306: If Bob finds science equipment, he may not keep it. Nice try.
307: Bob MAY have fast food, as long as he promises:
- Not to ask if he "can has cheeseburger"
- Not to refer to fried chicken as "tendies" or "nuggies," depending on form available
- Not to refer to Mountain Dew as "Dewie"
- Not to eat out more than once a week
- To bring enough for everyone
Edited by dvorak on Apr 5th 2022 at 9:28:17 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!308. Not allowed to go through my closet.
308.1. Not allowed to go through my bookshelf.
308.2. Not allowed to go through my internet history.
308.3. Not allowed to go through my Steam library.
308.4. Not allowed to go through my Itch library.
309. Bob is just not allowed in my house.
309.1. He must remove the camera behind my mirror at once.
Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 5th 2022 at 1:30:22 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams311. Bob is not allowed to cause a jail break to play "Real Life Cops and Robbers."
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald312. Bob is not allowed to answer every question he's asked with 42, even if it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams314. Bob is not allowed to go to Boston in the Fall.
Edited by BackSet1 on Apr 6th 2022 at 10:45:32 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald315.1: He may not upload a Stream-of-Consiousness podcast to the internet during such events.
316: We don't care if it "followed him home," Bob may not keep any pets. Remember?
316.1 Doubly so if said "pet" is an alien Bioweapon Beast.
Edited by dvorak on Feb 13th 2024 at 7:31:13 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!317. Bob is not allowed to impersonate tech support over the phone. Especially not in an Indian accent.
317.1. Bob is not to use an Indian accent when talking on the phone.
317.2. Bob may not call anyone about their car's extended warranty.
317.3. Let's amend this to Bob is not allowed to scam people over the phone, period.
317.4. This includes scams via other forms of communication as well. Bob is not a Nigerian prince, and is not allowed to present himself as such over an e-mail message.
@moefoxes the typo in your rule number.
Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 6th 2022 at 11:36:26 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams

292. Bob is not in a race against Mr. Welch to a not allowed list with 3,000 entries.
292.1. Bob may not challenge Mr. Welch to such a race.
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams