2937.1: There's already 3 trope sites. Four of the things is just redundant.
2938: Bob is forbidden from participating in the town festival.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2940. Bob may not make TV Tropes: The Video Game.
2940.1 This includes TV Tropes: The MMO.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2940.2 This also includes TV Tropes the table top RPG and / or board game and / or card game.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2942.1 And if there are monsters in your closet then you probably put them there and forgot.
2942.2 There is not a Wocket in your Closet, no butchering the works of Dr. Seuss.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2942.3. Bob is not allowed to prove the existence of monsters in Real Life.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie2943 bob is not allowed to accuse anyone of being a sax offender
- 2943.1 not even if really are guilty of sax crimes
- 2943.2 bob is not allowed to accuse people of being a hex offender either, or anything else that sounds remotely like sex offender
- 2943.3 on that note bob is not allowed to accuse people of being an actual sex offender either, let's just get it out of the way before it becomes a problem
2944 Bob is not allowed to dig to the center of the earth. Not to a) dig to the other side of the world, b) fistfight the Devil in hell, or c) find the Looney Tunes like in Space Jam.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2945: Bob is not Y/N, and he is not going to jump off the top of the roof while singing "Fight Song" in order to prove us wrong.
2946: If Bob comes down with a case of Main Character Syndrome, please quarantine him immediately.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat2948: Bob is not allowed to use new hires for money laundering schemes.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2949: Bob is to do something about the ongoing rave in the server room.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 1st 2023 at 12:01:21 PM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2949.2 We don’t mean JOIN the rave! For crying out loud, stop dancing Bob!
Edited by BigBadShadow25 on Mar 1st 2023 at 3:04:15 PM
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2949.3: Actually converting the server room into a strip club is even worse. Bob has until fri... monday to remedy the situation.
2949.4: God help him if he doubles down on this in some way.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2949.5 He has doubled down and turned it into a straight up brothel. This is a no-no.
2950 Bob is to limit his screams of existential horrors to daytime hours only. We are all aware and terrified of our mortality, but we do not have our freak outs over it at 3 AM when our neighbors are trying to sleep.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2950.1: Bob is reminded that he brought this on himself by bargaining with demons.
2950.2: As funny as it is to watch Bob slowly going insane, we need him at least functional enough to fetch us coffee. The incubus and succubus are to stop tormenting him at once.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 3rd 2023 at 10:55:46 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2951. Bob may not have access to the Box of Paper Slips, the Bubble Transformer, Revolutionary Headphones, Non-Slip Shoes So Ha, or any products endorsed by Yellow Face.
"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,

2937. Bob is not allowed to make his own TV Tropes, regardless of whether or not it has Blackjack, and/or hookers.