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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3101: Feb 21st 2023 at 4:36:20 PM

2921. Bob may not destroy the rainforest For the Evulz.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3102: Feb 21st 2023 at 5:19:31 PM

2921.1 Bob also may not destroy the rainforest because he thinks either the enemy army is in there or the trees are, and I quote: “whispering. Plotting. Conspiring against us. Preparing the Twilight of the unrooted ones.”

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3103: Feb 21st 2023 at 5:32:20 PM

2921.2: Bob is prohibited from playing as a Dwarf or setting-equivalent from now on.

Edited by dvorak on Feb 21st 2023 at 5:34:44 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3104: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:02:03 PM

2922 Bob is prohibited from providing narration for nature documentaries, as he has no idea what he’s saying and refuses to stay on script.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3105: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:09:47 PM

2923. Bob is not allowed to do stand-up comedy as his jokes are so offensive and vulgar that even the most alt-right of alt-right clubs won't host him.

2923.1 Bob is definitely not allowed to have his own Netflix special, and he is most certainly not allowed to threaten the owners of Netflix into giving him one.

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BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3106: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:31:50 PM

2923.2 This extends to all other known streaming services, INCLUDING Fox Nation and the Daily Wire, who have already confirmed that Bob’s comedy is too far right for even them.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3107: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:36:07 PM

2923.3 This was not an invitation to go to the opposite extreme.

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nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3108: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:38:17 PM

2923.4. Bob is not to participate in anything political ever. He's already been banned from voting.

Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Feb 21st 2023 at 9:38:33 AM

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3109: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:40:32 PM

2923.5 This does NOT extend to taxes! Bob still has to pay his taxes!

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3110: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:41:42 PM

2924. Bob may not push someone else into a rainforest river full of piranhas.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3111: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:45:19 PM

2924.1 Bob may not jump into a river of piranha himself to “test for respawn” or recreate the vat of acid episode of Rick and Morty.

2924.2 This extends to other carnivorous fish and animals

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3112: Feb 21st 2023 at 6:51:56 PM

2925. Bob is not allowed to use dinosaurs as weapons. This breaks the rules about animals, pets, and weapons.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3113: Feb 22nd 2023 at 10:10:02 PM

2926: Bob is not an "angry flower."

Edited by dvorak on Feb 22nd 2023 at 10:11:05 AM

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nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#3114: Feb 22nd 2023 at 10:28:29 PM

2926.1. Nor is he a "thirsty little flower".

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3115: Feb 23rd 2023 at 9:16:47 AM

2927. Bob may not trample on any flowers for his own amusement.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#3116: Feb 23rd 2023 at 9:36:21 AM

2928: Bob may not splice frog DNA.

2928.1: Bob may not breed lemurs.

Don't ask how they are related.

Inconsistently active.
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3117: Feb 23rd 2023 at 1:54:07 PM

2929 Bob may not attempt to reenact the plot of Cocaine Bear in real life. Not even with different animals and/or drugs.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#3118: Feb 23rd 2023 at 7:17:47 PM

2929.1: Bob may not have access to illegal drugs (or animals, for that matter) of any sort.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3119: Feb 23rd 2023 at 8:06:29 PM

2930. Bob is not allowed to start an ask blog on Tumblr.

2930.1 Neither is Sothis, for that matter.

But its so funny.

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Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#3120: Feb 24th 2023 at 7:47:50 AM

2931: Bob is not allowed to hit the woah. Need I remind you of the last time a dance craze you did endangered millions?

2932: Bob is not allowed to become an E-boy.

2932.2: Since he is banned from crossdressing, becoming an E-girl is also prohibited.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3121: Feb 24th 2023 at 7:49:52 AM

2933. Bob may not steal my Kirby games. Now give them back!

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3122: Feb 24th 2023 at 11:31:08 AM

2934. Bob is not allowed to be "the little chaos gremlin that follows me around." Sothis already took that job.

2935. Bob is banned from Tumblr. You don't want to know.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#3123: Feb 24th 2023 at 5:15:23 PM

2936. Bob is not allowed to play Cards Against Humanity. Ever.

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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3124: Feb 24th 2023 at 5:15:50 PM

2936.1. Bob may not play any card games.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#3125: Feb 24th 2023 at 5:20:14 PM

2936.2 This includes the card games where people are damned to the shadow realm.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.

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