2921.1 Bob also may not destroy the rainforest because he thinks either the enemy army is in there or the trees are, and I quote: “whispering. Plotting. Conspiring against us. Preparing the Twilight of the unrooted ones.”
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2921.2: Bob is prohibited from playing as a Dwarf or setting-equivalent from now on.
Edited by dvorak on Feb 21st 2023 at 5:34:44 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2922 Bob is prohibited from providing narration for nature documentaries, as he has no idea what he’s saying and refuses to stay on script.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2923. Bob is not allowed to do stand-up comedy as his jokes are so offensive and vulgar that even the most alt-right of alt-right clubs won't host him.
2923.1 Bob is definitely not allowed to have his own Netflix special, and he is most certainly not allowed to threaten the owners of Netflix into giving him one.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2923.2 This extends to all other known streaming services, INCLUDING Fox Nation and the Daily Wire, who have already confirmed that Bob’s comedy is too far right for even them.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2923.5 This does NOT extend to taxes! Bob still has to pay his taxes!
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2924.1 Bob may not jump into a river of piranha himself to “test for respawn” or recreate the vat of acid episode of Rick and Morty.
2924.2 This extends to other carnivorous fish and animals
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2925. Bob is not allowed to use dinosaurs as weapons. This breaks the rules about animals, pets, and weapons.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2926: Bob is not an "angry flower."
Edited by dvorak on Feb 22nd 2023 at 10:11:05 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!2929 Bob may not attempt to reenact the plot of Cocaine Bear in real life. Not even with different animals and/or drugs.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.2930. Bob is not allowed to start an ask blog on Tumblr.
2930.1 Neither is Sothis, for that matter.
But its so funny.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2931: Bob is not allowed to hit the woah. Need I remind you of the last time a dance craze you did endangered millions?
2932: Bob is not allowed to become an E-boy.
2932.2: Since he is banned from crossdressing, becoming an E-girl is also prohibited.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat2934. Bob is not allowed to be "the little chaos gremlin that follows me around." Sothis already took that job.
2935. Bob is banned from Tumblr. You don't want to know.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2936.2 This includes the card games where people are damned to the shadow realm.
You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.

2921. Bob may not destroy the rainforest For the Evulz.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie