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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2551: Sep 20th 2022 at 3:46:47 PM

2405: Bob may not drive in the parking lot any more.

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#2552: Sep 20th 2022 at 9:23:08 PM

2406. Bob is not allowed to become the next Elden Lord

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2553: Sep 21st 2022 at 1:29:00 PM

2406.1: Or an Elven lord, either.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2554: Sep 22nd 2022 at 7:22:55 PM

2407: Just because the Ressurection Machine has finally been made commercially viable, there's still no excuse for putting yourself or others in danger.

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CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2555: Sep 23rd 2022 at 3:15:16 AM

2408. Bob is not allowed to make anyone late to Madness Day.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2556: Sep 23rd 2022 at 1:18:25 PM

2408.1: Bob may not participate in Madness Day.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2557: Sep 24th 2022 at 5:11:59 AM

2409. Bob is not allowed to play Country music on the reviver machine.

Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 24th 2022 at 8:12:11 AM

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Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#2558: Sep 24th 2022 at 6:08:19 AM

4910. Bob is not to be let anywhere near the construction of the new and better arcade.

My favorite failed console tbh
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2559: Sep 24th 2022 at 8:24:40 AM

2411: Bob has to solo the breakroom with a spoon for messing up the numbers again.

2412: Bob may not hook his Steam Library up to the Reviver Machine.

Edited by dvorak on Sep 24th 2022 at 9:33:43 AM

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2560: Sep 24th 2022 at 7:29:37 PM

2413. Bob is not allowed near the transmogrifier gun. That's the third time this week I've been turned into a Braixen and at least one employee has been turned into a Super Crown version of themselves.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2561: Sep 24th 2022 at 8:23:45 PM

2414. If Bob gets too drunk we are to do the following things with him:

  • Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
  • Put him in a long boat till his sober.
  • Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom.
  • Put him in the bed with the captains daughter.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2562: Sep 24th 2022 at 10:20:42 PM

2414.1: Bob is not the captain. Ew. Besides which, that's a metaphor for being flogged.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2563: Sep 25th 2022 at 8:07:14 AM

2415. Bob is no longer allowed to sing Sea Shanties.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2564: Sep 25th 2022 at 9:16:46 PM

2416. Bob is not allowed to draw obscene and worryingly detailed images while playing Tee KO.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2565: Sep 26th 2022 at 7:44:31 AM

2416.1: One brand for drawing hentai after being told not to repeatedly.

2417: Bob is barred from the Reviver Machine Testing Facility

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2566: Sep 26th 2022 at 8:58:30 AM

2418. Okay, I know I said Bob was banned from Jackbox Night but he makes some really funny quips in Quiplash so I think we should unban him but set clear rules.

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CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#2567: Sep 26th 2022 at 8:59:32 AM

2418.1. That has been done. Also, this is the rules list. Not the work-related chat room.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2568: Sep 26th 2022 at 10:23:24 AM

2419: The following is a list of monikers Bob shall never adopt under any circumstances:

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#2570: Sep 26th 2022 at 11:12:35 AM

2421: Unless there is a legitimate lack of skill involved that is causing the issue.

Praise the Lamb!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2571: Sep 26th 2022 at 11:13:49 AM

2421.1 Even then Bob is not allowed to say "Skill issue." There are much less annoying and patronizing phrases that can be used.

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2572: Sep 26th 2022 at 11:21:57 AM

2422. Bob is not allowed to clone people to bypass biometric locks for any reason.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2573: Sep 26th 2022 at 11:42:01 AM

2423: Bob may not steal our oxygen any more. Further, he must apologise to the tree that's working so hard to keep him alive.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2575: Sep 26th 2022 at 3:15:46 PM

2424.1: Neither are the Spaceballs.

Edited by dvorak on Sep 26th 2022 at 5:26:23 AM

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