2406. Bob is not allowed to become the next Elden Lord
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.2409. Bob is not allowed to play Country music on the reviver machine.
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 24th 2022 at 8:12:11 AM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2413. Bob is not allowed near the transmogrifier gun. That's the third time this week I've been turned into a Braixen and at least one employee has been turned into a Super Crown version of themselves.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2414. If Bob gets too drunk we are to do the following things with him:
- Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
- Put him in a long boat till his sober.
- Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom.
- Put him in the bed with the captains daughter.
2416. Bob is not allowed to draw obscene and worryingly detailed images while playing Tee KO.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2418. Okay, I know I said Bob was banned from Jackbox Night but he makes some really funny quips in Quiplash so I think we should unban him but set clear rules.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2419: The following is a list of monikers Bob shall never adopt under any circumstances:
- The God of Hellfire
- The King of Rock and Roll
- Big Pimpin
- Dr. Feelgood
- Ultimate Supreme Leader
- The "head of this operation" (The Boss would kick your shit in if he found out you were going around calling yourself that.)
- The employee formerly known as "Bob"
- The CEO of Sex (or anything else, really)
- The Minister of Silly Walks
- The second coming of Jesus Christ
- Vic Boss
- Boy Bob (What did we tell you about RPing as Boy George?)
- Daddy (eeeugh)
2421.1 Even then Bob is not allowed to say "Skill issue." There are much less annoying and patronizing phrases that can be used.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald2424.1: Neither are the Spaceballs.
Edited by dvorak on Sep 26th 2022 at 5:26:23 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

2405: Bob may not drive in the parking lot any more.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!