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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2526: Sep 17th 2022 at 8:25:51 AM

2384: The Bobs are not to form a rock band, barbershop quartet, or any other music group.

2384.1: They're definately not calling it Bald, Sexy, Schlub, and Blob.

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2527: Sep 17th 2022 at 8:36:35 AM

2384.2 They also may not call it Bob and the Bobs. Not only is it (shockingly) deliberative they'd all argue about who the front runner Bob is.

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#2528: Sep 17th 2022 at 3:45:10 PM

2385. The Bobs are not allowed to steal the Declaration of Independence. Even if its for the meme.

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2529: Sep 17th 2022 at 3:46:25 PM

2385.1. No, not even if you plan to burn it as a symbolic gesture. True, it was written by hypocritical slave owners, but that's history, man. You can't just burn history.

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#2530: Sep 17th 2022 at 4:37:03 PM

2385.2: Attempting to cook a piece of toast you named "History" for too long in order to prove us wrong is also strictly forbidden.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 17th 2022 at 6:37:17 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2531: Sep 17th 2022 at 4:38:55 PM

2385.3: Nor is anything resulting from altering reality.

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#2532: Sep 17th 2022 at 4:39:57 PM

2386: In addition to this, Bob cannot make sexual advances toward Renamon, too.

2386.2: Or draw inappropriate fanart of her, for that matter.

"Oh, did I win?"
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2533: Sep 17th 2022 at 9:34:30 PM

2386.2: Bob is already forbidden from causing smut to come into existance in any way.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#2534: Sep 17th 2022 at 10:03:35 PM

2387: Bob IS TOTALLY ALLOWED to create an autocorrect system that makes him able to chamge the rules, and is OBLIGATED to download it on my or any other's computer.

Praise the Lamb!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2535: Sep 17th 2022 at 10:30:06 PM

2388. Just because I'm wearing a witch's hat does not mean Bob can start a witch hunt for me.

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2536: Sep 17th 2022 at 10:30:28 PM

2389. Bob may not edit the lore doc.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2537: Sep 17th 2022 at 10:32:45 PM

2390. Bob is not allowed to sabotage my mining machines.

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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#2538: Sep 18th 2022 at 1:42:54 AM

2391. Bob may not keep others awake all night by talking so loudly that everyone can hear him.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2539: Sep 18th 2022 at 10:54:03 AM

2392: Bob is not allowed to blacklist anyone from doing anything or going anywhere. Haven't you learned anything from the Mario Incident?!

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2540: Sep 18th 2022 at 3:22:31 PM

2393. Bob is not allowed to clone an army of super soldiers to use to take over the world.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2541: Sep 18th 2022 at 7:55:06 PM

2394: Bob is not to blackmail anyone.

2394. Bob is to also stop modding games while people are playing them, That randomized remix was hell!

ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2542: Sep 18th 2022 at 7:56:21 PM

2394. Bob is not allowed to jam the rules number counter.

2394.2394. Someone call custodial to fix this, please.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2543: Sep 18th 2022 at 7:58:27 PM

2398. Bob may not break my tunnel bore.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2544: Sep 18th 2022 at 8:49:37 PM

2399: Bob is to fill in the Fear Hole somehow.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#2545: Sep 18th 2022 at 9:15:47 PM

2400. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is to attempt to determine what Bob actually does all day. Two people have vanished, three more have been traumatized for life, and one lost an eye. As in, her eye animated and took off on its own on little eyeball legs and nobody can find it.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2546: Sep 18th 2022 at 10:08:05 PM

2400.1 Unless you're a user, then you have plot armor.

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2547: Sep 19th 2022 at 1:15:37 PM

2401: Bob must deactivate/dispell all booby traps he's placed around the office.

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2548: Sep 20th 2022 at 6:58:50 AM

2402: No airlifting parts of the building to other parts of the building. Yes, getting the arcade back to public availability is good, no it’s not worth the electrical pain, Me, Trevor, and The Incubus had to go through.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2550: Sep 20th 2022 at 8:14:59 AM

2404: There will be no more Turf Wars on the Pumpkin Chuckin Range.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat

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