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sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#22551: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:45:46 AM

"And now I'm gonna sit this fight out." says Jikai (Jihibukai the Merciful) the avatar of planet Venus while reading a newspaper, while a Please, do not disturb sign is placed outside her reading-area...

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 6:51:20 PM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#22552: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:47:03 AM

Taco takes the opportunity to fall on the hammer, landing on his side, doing the classic "laid down hands on hip and head" pose, as he lays on the hammer. "Come here often?"

He kicks into the ground to propel him forward, and he proceeds to spin his body around on the hammer, trying to kick Beatrice in the face as he does so.

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#22553: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:48:54 AM

"No answer, eh, Gouda? Well then, get ready to be exterminated!"
(Chey then starts shooting at Gouda. Meanwhile, Clone!Robin was now sitting up and had wrapped himself up in the towel Ford gave him. As for the alien, he rummaged through his bag and found a packet of Oreos.)
"Here, do you like Oreos?"
"Yeah..."
(Ford then opens the packet and hands Clone!Robin one.)
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
(Ford takes a Oreo from the packet as well. Meanwhile...)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 28th 2019 at 3:49:11 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#22554: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:53:12 AM

"...Huh. Well, I guess that worked? People make threats like that all the time, he's not really gonna follow through on it."

Tropes darts off, watching all the other altercations taking place. When he sees Taco, he makes a secret hand signal saying "Any way I can help?"

Edited by TropesForever on Jul 28th 2019 at 6:54:20 PM

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#22555: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:53:29 AM

Gouda sticks his hand up, allowing it to get fucked up by the Dalek Gunstick, as he rises. Out.

The monstrous man rises, and pounces toward Chey.


Taco signals back confidently that "he's got this."

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 28th 2019 at 3:54:23 AM

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#22556: Jul 28th 2019 at 1:56:15 AM

Tropes gives a thumbs up.


Coleberry comes back on the scene, apparently having rewired his mecha.

Okay, now are we ready for the combo attack, Lonagan?

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#22557: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:03:57 AM

"AW, SMEG NO!"
(Chey then rolls away before Gouda could even land on her, gets up, and starts rapidly firing at him.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#22558: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:06:16 AM

Dan jumps at Gouda and starts stabbing away

Edited by johannes4123 on Jul 28th 2019 at 11:07:09 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#22559: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:09:07 AM

One stick manages to hit Gouda square in the forehead, and the cheesy Goliath roars at the Gallifreyan David.

Dan cuts into Gouda, the massive man. He stands up, and shakes. Off me! Gouda attempts to fall back, atop Dan.


Lonagan, with a pie-less mech, says, Yes sir! ...wait, sir is this the first combo attack, or the revised one, sir?

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 28th 2019 at 4:10:34 AM

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#22560: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:11:26 AM

The one we spend the last forty-five minutes revising, Lonagan.

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#22561: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:14:18 AM

Understood, sir!

Lonagan preps for the Combo Attack.

Huzzah
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#22562: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:14:18 AM

Dan having Gouda on top of him resorts to biting

"Stupid jelly-butter"

Edited by johannes4123 on Jul 28th 2019 at 11:14:27 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#22563: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:14:32 AM

Zanreo shoots the beam towards CATS. "Even if I'm a fan... I can't let you do this."
   Gaaaah... no... nope...    He's clearly in some pain from the hit.    Well, in case of that... guess we'll do fighting like enemy after all.   

My favorite failed console tbh
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#22564: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:16:53 AM

"I got you, Dan!"
(Chey then pulls Dan out from under Gouda.)
"Are you alright?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#22565: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:18:26 AM

Olapen wakes up under a lot of Cartoon Cheese "I love cheese!" she exclaims before munching away at it happily, "It tastes like Gouda..."

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 7:19:16 PM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#22566: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:19:36 AM

"HRK!" Beatrice is successfully kicked in the face, sending her sprawling backwards. As well, when his foot connects, it seems almost like her neck starts to tear open slightly. However, instead of blood, deep blue liquid speckled with sparkles drips out.

She spits out a tooth, glaring at Taco as she pulls herself up to her feet.

"That was my favorite tooth," she mutters, her aura starting to flicker with specks of    white.   

She reaches out a hand, and the hammer starts to tremble beneath Taco. Slowly, it gets dragged across the desert sand towards her, carrying him on top.


Regardless of whether she managed to bite Medusa or not, Ivy is now spent of all her magic. No more venom. Even her snake tail has disappeared, replaced by regular human legs.

"W-welp, looks like I'm spent," she sighs. She looks around. No sign of her sister, or the man in leather, and Beatrice seems to be struggling with her duel.

"I gotta get outta here...."

With that, she turns and starts running away, hoping nobody spots her among the chaos.

A couple diamond blades are still flying around due to the fox girl's residual magic.

Edited by Afterwards on Jul 28th 2019 at 8:57:48 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#22567: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:19:41 AM

Gasping for air

"Yeah, never felt better... I think he crushed my rib cage"

Dan punches himself in the side

"That fixed it up real good"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#22569: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:22:55 AM

Jikai notices the various blades being tossed towards her and deflects them using Deflector Shields. Olapen wasn't so lucky and gets hit by a blade, sending her flying up in the air.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 7:59:10 PM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#22570: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:24:29 AM

Dan uses his lighter to heat up the knife before he resumes to stabbing

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#22571: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:29:45 AM

OW! Stop that down there! Gouda gets up, and looks down at Olapen going on about cheese.

Wait! You like cheese too?


Taco notices the hammer moving. He moves from his side to his belly on the hammer front and goes “Superman”, so as to fly straight into Beatrice once the hammer gets caught.

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#22572: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:39:47 AM

Coleberry presses a button. His mecha dons a trench coat and fake moustache and climbs onto the shoulders of Lonagan's Mecha.

Ready?

The combined mechas unleash a powerful wave of energy upon the area.

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johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#22573: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:44:48 AM

"Alright ,cheesecake, looks like we have a bigger threat to take care of, just go hide in that corner over there until we're done"

Dan charges after the mech

Edited by johannes4123 on Jul 28th 2019 at 11:45:03 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#22574: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:52:02 AM

"Yeah! You're not getting off the hook that easily!"
(Chey then runs back to Ford and Clone!Robin, who were sharing the packet of Oreos.)
"Is he doing any better?"
"Yes."
"Oh, good. Thank you so very much for staying with him, Ford. I really appreciate it."
(Chey crouches down to give Ford a kiss.)
"I love you."
"I love you too. Did you manage to get Gouda?"
"Dan and I tried our best, but right now, we got bigger fish to fry! Robin, do you feel up to helping us out?"
"Yeah.
(Chey finds the tommy gun and gives it to Clone!Robin, then she gives her extra gunstick to Ford.)
"Alright, come on, y'all! Let's smegging do this!"
(The trio then charge towards the mech and start rapidly firing at it.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 28th 2019 at 4:53:20 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere Since: Jan, 2019
[REDACTED]
#22575: Jul 28th 2019 at 2:55:49 AM

The wave blew the witch's hat off of her head, letting her hair flow freely.

But from within those waves, walked in a blue speck from the distance.

"...no...NO!" She didnt even get to move before her forehead was filled with lead.

She could take one to the head. Mutiple shots, though...

It was unrelenting. .500 S&W bullets kicked like a mule, and it was well enough to turn any body part into mush, whethwr they may be bone or muscle.

But to a witch like her, it was just enough to end her life.

"...heh." She blew the smoke off of her now empty revolver.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...

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