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"I do!" says Puma, running into the room, carrying a short, anthropomorphic raccoon in a battle... vest... thing.
"I have to get back to the set of GOTG 3! Disney will kill you for this if I don't first!"
"Oh yeah, he's already tried to bite my face off twice, though. And there's some tree chasing me."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jun 11th 2019 at 10:36:07 AM
"Hi Puma! Who's this?"
"Hi, Tropes! You said you needed a Rocket?"
"If only I could reach my gun, I swear..."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jun 11th 2019 at 10:30:20 AM
"Oh, right! Thank you."
"Oh, a rabbit! I do love rabbits..." Heather goes over to pet the raccoon, before looking to Taco.
"I have my ship! But it is only meant for one person... I am sure we can fit everyone in if we squeeze tight!"
Steph sighs after being mysteriously repaired. "Cool, a rocketship... to where?" Steph thinks of eldritch things in the meantime.
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 12th 2019 at 1:12:01 AM
“Nope, just a giant bazooka from who-knows-when.”
“What if we duck-taped the Chey Bus to Heather’s ship, and then to counter for the weight, we use Tales’ bazooka to blast us off?”
"Sounds rather innovative!" Steph says brightly, but seems to be rather distracted by her own thoughts, "Sorry, I'm still trying to repair myself after last episode..."
A screw literally comes loose and falls with a clink from Steph's left ear. "Missed a few repairs."
“Yikes. Suppose duct tape won’t fix that?”
"I would suggest using my TARDIS but it's out for repairs..."
Steph happens to be eating some Chinese styled porridge for her dinner, although she did seem to be fairly relaxed, "Alright let's start Operation 2: Get Bailey Out of the Solar System using nothing but duct-tape and a rocket-ship and an inflatable yellow raft."
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 12th 2019 at 7:26:39 PM
"Could Blue help, perhaps."
“Don’t forget the bazooka, Steph! I paid good money for that!”
Steph just smiles, "Ah, and don't forget that we have to pay Rayne the ferry-man for helping my repairs go smoothly, I still need to pay him two silver coins and a trip around the Milky Way Galaxy for that."
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 13th 2019 at 12:47:59 AM
Puma comes back in, a little scratched up. "Sorry guys, Rocket couldn't help us. And I got another restraining order."
"What about the eagles? I mean, they took us up to the clouds."
"Assuming they work like normal birds, we'd be more likely to reach space using trampolines than with eagles"
"I'll be right back."
(She went to take a shower)
“They’re pretty powerful eagles, Johannes. The only problem is that Tropes says they’re out on tour.”
"How big of a slingshot do you think we could build?"
"Oh, sorry. ...We could maybe make a giant slingshot, but we'd need a lot of duct tape."
KJ bursts into the room with cart loads of Flex Seal-brand Duct Tape.
KJ: "Did someone say duct tape?"
“Great, we have duct tape, but we need something elastic if we’re getting into space via slingshot... I guess we’ll be scrounging for rubber bands.”
“This is no time for Product Placement!” the reindeer snaps.
"Hmm...wait...of course! Its so simple, why didn't I think of it earlier?"
Tropes pulls out a remote and presses a button. There is a rumbling outside, and soon a flying red submarine appears over the horizon, crashing into the tropers' apartment, dislodging it from the rest of the building, and carrying it off into the sky. This music plays.
Edited by TropesForever on Jun 12th 2019 at 11:18:06 PM
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