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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#19426: Jun 5th 2019 at 9:49:15 PM

"David Dixon? Do you know how to co-pilot a mecha?"

thebeatles.com/careers
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19427: Jun 5th 2019 at 9:55:58 PM

The crystal shark suddenly bursts through the set screeching "I'MMA SHAAAARK!" while supersonic blasts rock the walls and a vase broke into pieces, as if an opera singer sang at high volume. Its giant beady eyes glare at the studio audience as if eying more appetisers. "Shark?" It considers, drooling on the rest of the tropers as crystal drool splatters the entire set. Its entire height stretched beyond what the camera could see as its giant toothy grin filled the screen with menacing music...

Misako eyerolls as a Brain with a Manual Control is seen in the background of the Steph mecha, "Steph, time for the automatic mode! Launch into action, everyone! The Space Shark is here!" Misako looks at the camera-feed at the size of the shark and is taken aback. "It's even bigger than I thought it was! How large is this thing?!"

Meanwhile the Shark was considering nomming the David Dixon guy as comedic music plays in the background.

A Content Warning pops up onscreen: Warning: Listening to the Shark live will make Your Head A-Splode. Don't say we didn't warn you

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 6th 2019 at 3:06:11 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#19428: Jun 5th 2019 at 10:05:10 PM

"Don't think we have a whole lot of time to teach you."

"I'll do everything for now, just jump in whenever you like."

Bob(?) charges at the shark, all four arms outstretched.

"WRYYYYYYYYY!"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#19429: Jun 5th 2019 at 10:12:30 PM

"Why of course! Mech-piloting was always my second love after bowling."

Huzzah
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19430: Jun 5th 2019 at 10:14:06 PM

Misako suddenly decides to shift Steph to giant mode in order to fight the shark, "Ford and Chey, prepare the button for Giant Mode." she orders Ford and Chey as she pushes up a yellow lever, "When I push up this lever, you two press the green and red buttons so that the magnification state will automate and then Steph will become a giant mecha approximately the size of the shark, probably 80 metres tall, but you two will be safe in the cockpit!"

Meanwhile a crazy chase happens as the Shark dodges Bob's attempt at tackling it and swims through the air rather rapidly, agilely avoiding Bob's attempt to grab hold of its body as it is a natural in space, and so is even quicker in air. Lots of items in the apartment falls on the ground, glasses, plates, bookshelves, computers and even a cuckoo-clock! Meanwhile the Shark is also disintergrating everything with a flashing red laser-beam that came from its mouth.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 6th 2019 at 3:17:04 AM

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19432: Jun 5th 2019 at 10:24:27 PM

There would immediately be a mechanical whirring sound as Steph suddenly shoots up from a short human height to being 3/4's the shark's total height! All the camera could see was Steph's short legs as the camera also trails up to see that the humanoid mecha was also primed to battle the shark, "Everyone to their cockpit, we must all act in sync so that the Shark is confused and hurts itself in confusion. It does not like routine, it thrives on chaos and unpredictability!"

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 7th 2019 at 5:20:03 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#19433: Jun 5th 2019 at 11:01:35 PM

Bob(?), not caring about collateral damage, rips a large building out of the ground and throws it at the shark.

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19434: Jun 6th 2019 at 12:09:02 AM

The Shark noms the building like it was simply a sandcastle, chunks of the brown building falling from its mouth as it simply grins widely and immediately ploughs into Bob with an overjoyed "Shaaaark!" blast as the buildings visibly collapse in the background and Bob found himself crashing into a nearby skyscraper behind him. The wide fin of the Shark helps minimise the damage to the Shark as the shark floats in mid-air, trying to gnaw on the exposed skeleton of Bob. (Sharks have 35,000 teeth)

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#19435: Jun 6th 2019 at 12:19:09 AM

Zanreo fires some beams towards the shark. "Finally found the right button!"

My favorite failed console tbh
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#19436: Jun 6th 2019 at 1:43:38 AM

(Meanwhile, Chey sees a purple button.)
"Hmmm... What does this button do?"
(Chey then presses it and a sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again.")
"Oh."
"What about this button?"
(Ford points out to a big orange button.)
"Let's press it and find out!"
(Chey and Ford then press the orange button and two missiles come out of the torso and went flying towards the shark.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19437: Jun 6th 2019 at 1:47:57 AM

The Shark whirls in mid-air and twacks the two rocket missiles out of the way with a cartoony SPROING! noise as they hit a nearby wall and causes the wall to tumble down. A little old man in a bathtub would be interrupted and blinks at the audience, "Hey! Why are you all in my house?!" says the man who was wearing a pink shower cap...

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#19438: Jun 6th 2019 at 1:56:57 AM

Avie falls in the Mega Bob. She quickly makes a stand

"Satan, you alright?? Bob, be careful with the buildings they may have citizens in them!"

Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#19439: Jun 6th 2019 at 3:03:23 AM

Galaxy is in his room playing Facade. "Hey, Jim!" "melon melon melon melon" Trip closes the door. "FBI open up." The screen fades to black.

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#19440: Jun 6th 2019 at 3:39:08 AM

West is still building a Mini-Mecha with Glitch.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#19441: Jun 6th 2019 at 3:52:32 AM

Galaxy gets a message: "Galaxy, what the hell is happening?" "It's just a giant shark thing" "Well, you can't do anything, neither can I." "Uhhhh..... sacrifice myself?" "Galaxy, No." Galaxy gets up from his computer, exits the house, flys up to the shark, and says: "HEY! STUPID SHARK! Eat Me!"

sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19442: Jun 6th 2019 at 4:29:29 AM

Unfortunately the Shark happens to be a bit Genre Savvy, so it scoffs at Galaxy and goes off to eat other building in the area, sounds of civillians screaming were overheard...

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#19443: Jun 6th 2019 at 6:01:23 AM

Arimo and Baryl finally climb into the torso of their mech, sitting at the controls. She finds out pretty quickly how to make it fly.

“Ohhhh jeez.....ohhhhh god......”

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
BORK
#19444: Jun 6th 2019 at 6:16:20 AM

KJ immediately hops onto his dragon mecha and evacuate as much civilians as possible. Thankfully, not only can the mecha carry 40-50 people safely, the mecha also contains infinite medical kits to treat their injuries.

Google Snake Game.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#19445: Jun 6th 2019 at 7:28:33 AM

(Tales fires a harpoon at the shark.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19446: Jun 6th 2019 at 7:59:43 AM

The Shark is easily confused and hits itself in the head in confusion before shaking it off easily and diving for the nearest mecha, wherever it was... "Hmph!" It made a noise that sounded like frustration but it decided that eating one of the mechas surrounding it would be much easier...

Shark's current hp: 60,000/60,000

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 7th 2019 at 1:01:56 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#19447: Jun 6th 2019 at 9:03:32 AM

Pretty much just pushing buttons on random

"Come on, at least one of these has got to be a laser-cannon"

Gets a bowl of noodles

"Close enough"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#19449: Jun 6th 2019 at 10:15:24 AM

The Shark angrily snaps at the soft-drink bottle and grabs the mecha's arm angrily as it whirls around in the air, trying to launch it by spinning rapidly!

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
BORK
#19450: Jun 6th 2019 at 10:20:06 AM

KJ begins to yell "Oh God Oh Fuck!" while being tossed around like a ragdoll inside of the cockpit. Thankfully for KJ, the shark begins to taste the awful flavor of Mountain Dew and Doritos juice that is bled from the Dragon Mecha's arm, tossing the mecha away. That, and the mecha has no form of Synchronization either, because that's an idiotic mecha design cliche'.

Edited by KJsixteen on Jun 6th 2019 at 10:20:39 AM

Google Snake Game.

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