(Clone!Robin then sits down at the judges' table while Chey and Ford start making their way backstage.)
"Don't go shaggin' each other, you two lovebirds!"
(Sonny then busts out laughing.)
"Well, I don't care at this point. Just get ready, ya dig?"
(Meanwhile backstage, Chey was applying a green mask.)
"Cheyanne, haven't you already used seven kinds of facial masks while we were still at home?"
"Yes, but it does help to put on more. I have to keep this face as nice as pie, you know."
(Chey then shows Ford the bottle of the mask she's applying.)
"This helps absorb excess oil. Afterwards, I'm using this gel mask/scrub and this peel-off mask."
"Oh, Zarquon..."
(Cue canned laughter. Meanwhile...)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on May 6th 2019 at 7:23:41 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Okay Maria, we've got only a little time to find a way to make our juggling act better than before. Any ideas?"
Maria thinks for a second, then pretends to shoot a gun.
"Nah... Lasers are Zan's thing."
Maria holds her hands up like claws.
"Maybe, but isn't there still kind of a bias against werecreatures? I don't wanna scare the audience..."
Maria thinks some more and then shrugs.
"Yeah... Maybe we could help the others, or at least see what they're doing."
Very good kitty(Sonny tells the purple-text fella whose name the writer of this post forgot...)
"Sunshine, I run this show! I decide who goes on first. And besides, we haven't even begun yet, ya catch my drift?"
(At 6:50, people start showing up at the theater.)
PATRON: "Ten Tropies for a damned ticket?!"
(One of Sonny's employees is running the ticket booth.)
EMPLOYEE 1: "I'm afraid so..."
PATRON: "If you say so..."
(The patron then utters profane words as he hands the employee ten Tropies, gets his ticket, and goes in. Meanwhile backstage...)
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! HEY, YA GROOVY CATS! GATHER 'ROUND AND LISTEN UP!"
(Chey and Ford then come out drying their faces off.)
"I can't believe you got me into doing those masks... At least my face is more soft."
(Cue canned laughter.)
"Yeah, and more kissable too!"
(Chey then kisses Ford on his cheek.)
"Alright, keep ya pants on, you two. Alright, listen up! There's only ten minutes until showtime so I got a few choice words; I'd like for ya to do your very best and do not, and I mean DO NOT screw this up! Ya catch my drift?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on May 7th 2019 at 6:34:46 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Yeah, who's gonna go up first?"
(Sonny then grabs a clipboard and looks at it.)
"Puma and Maria."
"Okay..." says Puma. "Ready, Maria?" Maria nods.
"To the dressing room real quick! See you, guys!"
Puma and Maria run to the dressing room. When they come back out, they are dressed like Pierrot and Columbine respectively from Commedia dell'Arte.
"This will make sense very soon."
Edited by DrNoPuma on May 7th 2019 at 7:54:47 AM
Very good kitty"Yeah, we believe in y'all! Ahh, heck, break a leg, everyone! Well, not literally but you know what I mean..."
(Cue canned laughter. Meanwhile in the lobby, tickets were starting to get a bit more pricey as they start getting low.)
PATRON 2: "THIRTY TROPIES!?! Are you MAD??"
EMPLOYEE 1: "We're starting to run low, I'm afraid... Seats are filling up fa-"
(The patron then starts hitting the employee.)
EMPLOYEE 1: "BACK-UP! WE NEED BACK-UP!"
(Two other employees then attempt at separating the angry patron from their co-worker. Meanwhile back on stage, Sonny peeks from the curtain and sees dozens and dozens of people in the audience, then closes it.)
"Ohhh, outta sight! Alright, is everyone ready?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on May 7th 2019 at 7:24:16 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Ahh, nevermind. I'm gonna get things started so hang tight, ya dig? Turn on the laser lights and music!"
(Another employee then turns on the lights and starts playing "You Don't Have to Be a Star
". Sonny then comes out on the stage as the audience cheers. During the opening instrumentals, He says...)
"HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL YA PRETTY THINGS! Welcome to the Sonny Sunflora Talent Showcase, proudly sponsored by Sunflora Apartments, I am your host Sonny Sunflora and we've got a far out show for ya tonight! I've rounded up some of the best talent in town to come and perform for all of ya! And best of all, they're all residents in glorious SUNFLORA APARTMENTS! Check the flyers under ya seats for more information. Anyway, let's shuddup and get this show underway, ya dig?"
(Sonny then starts singing the song and dancing around. The Tropers watch this from backstage.)
"What the smegging smeg?!"

"Oh yeah... we tried."
Very good kitty