Tropers: The Series

Taco stared at Zero.

I destroy the billboard again, and make it into a nice couch this time.

"Hey Zero..."

Thegeniusyoshi triumphantly gives Taco Badger a petri dish with an amoeba that has been injected with the landlord's genes.

"Yeah?"

My mood is greatly improved by the wanton act of destruction, and I forget about my farcical threat.

Taco takes the amoeba. "Thank you Yoshi." He places it atop the TV. "Now, Zero, uh, I have some good news and some bad news..."

"The good news is that the suspense is over, and the bad news is that it being me is an anticlimax since it was predictable, or the good news is that I'm the father and the bad news is that I'm on fire?"

I make sure I'm not on fire.

"Or is the good news that I'm not on fire?"

edited 3rd Jul '17 10:03:52 PM by ZeroL

Taco sighs. He crumples up the genetic test and eats it. "You did that Zero. You ruined everything. Now nothing will be climactic!"

edited 10th Jun '18 11:43:42 AM by TacoBadger

Fdiaperhead enters the room.

"So, heyyy..."

arcada enters.

"Эй!"

Enirboreh enters

"Erm... hi, I guess."

A small applause

A car rams into the side of the apartment, despite it being several stories up, as Random exits, holding the vacuum.

"Back! Turns out it was 54 bucks. Luckily, I just borrowed the money that Tropes borrowed from me!"

-Canned laughter-

"Oh, hi guys! This is one big apartment, am I right?"

edited 4th Jul '17 4:38:41 AM by RandomWriter413

Looks to him unimpressed.

"Not big enough, clearly. We need more room for your ego."

Flashes cheesy grin at the camera as the audience "ooh's"

edited 4th Jul '17 4:59:47 AM by Enirboreh

Did someone say ego?

As I walk in, I expect some sort of audience reaction, but there's only crickets.

Anyway, I just came from Urkel's house and he lent me his latest invention, the Evolutionary Accelerator!

I'm holding what looks like a retrofuturistic ray gun.

Any genetic engineers here need one?

edited 4th Jul '17 5:08:14 AM by sarysa

"Sure!"

Thegeniusyoshi holds up the Petri dish with the amoeba.

Here goes!

I fire the Evolutionary Accelerator gun at the petri dish, and what happens next should be described by Thegeniusyoshi

Wooooow... I am awestruck

It turns into a plant.

Now we have a visible organism with the landlord's genes! Now we can inherit the apartment!

I turn to the audience and say...

Looks like money really does grow on trees!

Again, literal crickets chirping...

"Hey, try shooting that accelerator thingy on the crickets."

Fdiap points at the crickets.'

edited 4th Jul '17 6:34:43 AM by fdiaperhead

I shot the canned laughter machine last episode, remember?

Sounds good to me, F!

I shoot the crickets, and one grows, and grows, and grows

   ya shtunggli shugg mnahn'    They speak in an Eldritch tongue

Geez, a lot of characters break the URL stuff on this site. I hate using a URL shortener but it's just a link to the Cthulhu wiki

edited 4th Jul '17 6:40:07 AM by sarysa

"Episode? Tales, we're not on some tv series about our lives and such. Then we'd have sponsors, and I'd be funnier. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to eat a Whopper, drink some delicious Mountain Dew, and find a place to park my Hyundai!"Random would say, as the car fell from the apartment.

"Also, my money is on Puma being your father, Tropes. I mean, we all know I'm not a suspect. The real question is however, who is your mom? Random would ask, pointing dramatically, X-files theme in the background.

"I'm just kidding. Seriously though, probably Puma. He'd probably have his own spinoff if this were a TV series."

Tune in next week for the premiere of Everyone loves Puma! Sponsored by Fazbear Entertainment, probably.

If Puma was my father, I would be a clown. Do I look like a clown? No.

May I please come up with the title of the next episode? Sorry for asking.

I pop up on screen with a Bon-Bon puppet.

"Hey, Bon-Bon! Say hi to our friends!"