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"How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink..." Puma mutters. He is too exhausted to get excited about making references now.
ďWhat the... what happened? Ugh, whatever.Ē
...you know, now that Victorís gone, I can re-enter the dating world. ...Whereís Mister Satan?
Taco coughs up the booze heíd begun to drink.
"Right here, madam."
"Satan, don't you d-"
Satan snaps his fingers and a metal plate wraps around Bob's mouth.
Junior trots over to Satan. I was thinking of mini-golfing later... howís your swing?
Satan grins widely.
"I don't like to brag, but... I am quite literally the best."
Second best maybe...
Satan leans forward until he is eye level with Taco Jr.
"Care to make a bet?"
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Apr 14th 2019 at 12:56:20 PM
Perhaps... me for my soul, you for all of Hell?
"We have a deal."
OKAY IíM BACK WHAT DID I MISS?!?!
Less than I do every day.
Bob attempts to answer the question, but the metal on his face muffles him.
"Yeah, there's something wrong with him, let me try to get it off..."
"A lot of stuff happened." (Chey then downs her drink and goes over to Ford. Unfortunately for her, Ford was passed out drunk.) "Ford? Oh, no, he got drunk again..."
Bob eventually pulls the metal off of his face. However, his bottom jaw comes off with it.
"Screw it, I'm getting a drink too."
Puma starts drinking a milkshake.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 14th 2019 at 6:24:02 AM
ďGood to see Fordís still a lightweight. Nerd! Right guys? Hi five!Ē Taco retreats into his alcohol.
"It looks like he drank some gargle blasters... He's gonna be regretting it tomorrow." POLKA BAND LEADER: "Hey, can we still perform?" "No. Go home. I didn't even hire y'all anyway..." (The polka band then leave the apartment angrily grumbling.) "God almighty, Tropes really needs to come back..."
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Apr 14th 2019 at 7:00:43 AM
Bob repeatedly tries and fails to removes his jaw from the metal. Eventually, he gives up and sits down on the ground.
Greed scurries into the room, and when he sees the shiny piece of metal, he grabs it and scurries away.
Bob is too tired and drunk to care.
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Apr 14th 2019 at 7:03:26 AM
One of the guests is intrigued by this. A certain, giant coconut crab watches Greed intently, with the shiny piece of metal. Eventually, he starts running after Greed.
"Well," says Puma, "Things are about to get crabby, I sea."
Greed hisses and starts climbing around on the ceiling.
Bob holds a finger up as if he's going to say something, but instead just lies down on his back.
"I haven't been legitimately tired in around fifty years..."
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Apr 14th 2019 at 8:55:38 AM
"Ooh, this fight should be interesting" Zanreo says as she looks at Greed and Tamatoa.
Uncle is holding a betting booth nearby.
"Place your bets here!"
"All in for Greed."
Junon places her money on Uncle's stand.
"G—going for, um, Tamatoa."
Marcia places her money on the table.
Greed reaches into his mouth and pulls out what appears to be a small dagger made of gold.
(Chey slams a stack of bills down.) "All for Greed!"
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