"I could make some cocktails for the party."
"Alright, but no Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. We don't want the dinner party turning into a slumber party for heavily intoxicated people!"
(Cue canned laughter.)
"Anyway, I'm gonna get started on the sugar cookies."
"I'll fix up some roast. Someone just save the pizza for one for West later.."
"Ah, absolutely delightful Avie my dear. You were always great at cooking. Is there anything I could do, perhaps?
Aveyond stiffens and rushes into the kitchen
"No no just make yourself at home, I guess.."
Edited by Aveyond on Apr 9th 2019 at 5:16:48 AM
"I always thought those roombas look like Sony Discmans. Or is it Discmen? Discmans? Discmen? Aaaahhh... Anyway, that's, like, the third or fourth sentimental electronic thing we have here now."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Yeah, Bob! There's the Bus-Driving Mechanoid..."
(Cut to the Bus-Driving Mechanoid, who is happily washing dishes.)
"There was Eddie, the annoying smart home assistant that our landlord Sonny gave us..."
(Cut to a poorly made grave saying "RIP EDDIE", then back to Chey who picks up and shows off her boombox.)
"And there's my talking boombox Avon."
AVON: "Go to hell!"
(Chey shuts him off.)
"There could be a couple more I may be missing but I don't care at this moment."
Keiron, after leaving to get his phonograph, comes back and puts Chega de Saudade
on the record player. He then explains that what he just said was German for "annoying machine". He then observes the commotion caused by Tales.
"Whoa, Tales! What happened?"
Edited by KeironCioran on Apr 8th 2019 at 2:59:06 AM
"Yeah, all we're saying... be careful around that guy" Zanreo says. "He at least used to be... kind of an ass, to put it nicely."
"As for machines, I guess there's Nyoom, who admittedly haven't had a lot of screentime yet" Zanreo says as she brings out her robot.
Edited by Zanreo on Apr 8th 2019 at 12:50:04 PM
My favorite failed console tbh

There’s pizza in the kitchen. Says West before locking herself in her room.
Sorry but gotta sleep. Bye.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison