Aveyond's little robot counterpart is being rather...dramatic
"TROPES YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO BACK TO FRANCE AND ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF!"
Meanwhile...Aveyond tries to make her way out of the dumpster
"I could probably make do by being a waitress or just sing on the street.."
Edited by Aveyond on Mar 28th 2019 at 11:41:53 PM
Bob hops out of the dumpster and pulls out a shovel.
"If any of you need me, I'll be at rest in the nearest cemetery."
Bob walks out of frame, whistling People Are Strange
.
Sol Titanion loudly plays Nothing Nears
on the stereo. Medusa Rider and Midrash cover their ears in pain.
Meanwhile...
Junon and Marcia are looking at the "Help Wanted" ads. One of them is for A Game of Gods: Frontiers the Netflix series.
" I hope they won't butcher this one."
"Don't w—worry. I, um, know the people in charge of that. I t-think They're huge fans of that MMO you're, uh, addicted to."
Edited by josh6243 on Mar 28th 2019 at 7:37:26 AM
Zanreo gets out of the dumpster. "Let's see..." She gets out her phone and looks at the "Help Wanted" ads. "So... there's the arcade, the game shop... that weird anime and manga shop where everyone's really fired up all the time... guess I could give them a try." She glares at the apartment. "But I WILL get back in there... all my stuff is in there, after all!"
My favorite failed console tbhMeanwhile, it didn't take long for Four to get instantly arrested. She put up a huge fight too, judging from the myriad of corpses that she left in her wake.
"Heeeeey, c'mon guysh! Lehme guoh and eye'll shpare ya!" She slurs out, having taken too many tranquilizers to the stomach, neck, and back.
"Tell it to the judge, ya psychopath." The pair of officers practically threw her into the cop car with no restraint.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...(Back at the apartment...)
"Where has Ford gone? Ford?"
(Cyber-Ford then returns home.)
"Hello, darling. I am home."
"Where have you been?"
"Uh, I've been out to the pub."
"Boozing as usual?"
"Yezzzzz."
"I don't believe you."
"What makes you zzzay that?"
(Quark-Chey moves forward.)
"You've been going out to the pub every day for a while now. What is going on?"
"Nothing. You just mind your own businezzzz."
"NOW, NOW, YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE!"
Meanwhile, Bob has placed a button next to his grave, along with a sign that says:
In case of emergency, press this button. In any other case, pressing it will end in your head being blown off.
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Mar 28th 2019 at 1:12:39 AM
S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!(Chey-Quark cries over Worthington)
"It should've been me instead! Ford, where are you?"
(Meanwhile, Cyber-Ford was in bed with a Auton dressed as a woman.)
"You were marvelouzzzzzzz."
(The Auton says nothing.)
"I will call you."
(Cyber-Ford then gets out of bed and leaves. Meanwhile...)
(Robo Tales is haplessly clunking into hospital setpieces, one of which is a cabinet with a bowling ball on top that is precariously positioned next to Worthington.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Suddenly, there is a loud whirring as Robot Puma is reactivated.
"Oh boy!" he says through a very loud speaker. "I ran out of power there for a minute! But now I am back! And I am ready to have fun adventures, with my wholesome friends!"
Very good kitty

The robot girl levitates into the scene. "Hi guys! Are you ready for some family friendly fun?" She asked, with no forceful tone whatsoever.
Meanwhile, outside the studio...
Four peeked out of the dumpster. "Great! now there's nothing that can stop the cops in arresting me. Can't wait to go to jail soon!"
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...