Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Sorry about that, but the rest of me is kinda running behind the car at full speed and apparently this is the only way I could get anyone's attention."
Enough death. Enough life.
Bob
"Oh, don't worry, I'll let them know. STOP THE CAR!!!"
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
Playing rams the car through a building, then hits the brakes.
"I STOPPED THE CAR!"
Playing gets out of the car.
"GET OUT OF THE CAR!''
Bob
"...I just meant stop to let Bob in."
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
"YOU MISHEARD ME! I SAID 'BOBTHEDEADGUY, GET IN THE CAR!'"
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
Bob's body doesn't stop in time and slams into the back of the car.
"What the actual fuck."
Enough death. Enough life.
"Your head, dead guy."
Bob
Puma holds up Bob's skull. "Alas, poor Bob, I knew him, Playing." Puma then puts Bob's head back on. "Sorry, I've always wanted to do that."
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 15th 2019 at 9:40:40 AM
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
(sits silently)
I wish I could leave this boring plate.
(tries to get up, but falls over, because I have no legs)
Hey! Don't make fun of me! This isn't a piece of cake!
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
"When did we get a pie? Was it yesterday?"
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Do that again and I'll be the one holding your head."
Enough death. Enough life.
"Well, I don't think anyone brought a pie in here."
Bob
Puma is about to say something about a "bad time" but decides against it.
"...Okay, sorry. At least your head's back on."
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Yes. Thank you."
Enough death. Enough life.
Playing gets in the car, and drives into the same building he drove into earlier.
"GET OUT!"
Akuma Shogun
Junon is thrown out of the car by the car crash and her phone breaks. She mourns the loss of her phone. She even went to the trouble of giving it a funeral.
"My Frontiers session! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"My skull is a single poke away from shattering, but yes, mourn your phone."
Enough death. Enough life.
Akuma Shogun
"Oh, put a sock in it. Inflict Massive Wounds."
Junon attempts to heal Bob with negative energy. On a normal human, this spell would hurt. But on an undead, it has the opposite effect. Healing, duh.
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Oh. Cool, I guess."
Enough death. Enough life.
Bob
"That's good. So, are we getting close to the milkshake... place... thing? I just wanna get there before there are any more injuries."
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
"We are in the milkshake building. Now, we need to get … script, please?"
Somebody tosses Playing a script.
"Let's see... AHA! Chips, milkshakes and pills! Did I get that right?"
Playing tosses the script back.
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Sounds like everything you need for an illegal good time."
Enough death. Enough life.
"Shut up."
Playing rushes in the store to get pills, chips, and milkshakes.
"Need anything else that's legal?"
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Since when did you have the authority to tell me to shut up?"
Enough death. Enough life.
Unfortunately, Puma is hit.
"Ow! Dangit, that's the third time I've been hit by a flying skull this week!"
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.