Puma is getting concerned. "Is it really a good idea to have alcoholic beverages here? Consuming too much alcohol is bad. Heck, consuming too much of anything is bad," says Puma, eating his fifth slice of pizza.
Very good kitty(Chey then looks around the room, goes into a corner, takes out her phone, and makes a call.
Unbeknownst to Chey, Ford Prefect happens to be at the college as well. After the events of "I Bet You Look Good on The Dancefloor", Ford went away for a week to explore the galaxy for the first time in a very long time. He went through many bars, met a lot of people, and shocked people he already knew when he rejected a Green-Skinned Space Babe's offer to sleep with him.
After the week was over, he returned home to Tropesburg and gave a lecture to a group of students at the college. Ford was aimlessly wandering around campus when his phone rang.)
"Hello?"
CHEY ON PHONE: "Ford! Oh, it's smegging great to hear your voice again... H-how have you been? I really missed you!"
"Oh, Chey, I missed you too. I've been doing fine. I came back into town this morning and when I went into the apartment, you were all gone."
CHEY ON PHONE: "Oh, we enrolled in college."
"College?"
CHEY ON PHONE: "Yeah! We've all enrolled in Tenthingsihateabout University. Everyone's got different classes. I'm in the culinary arts."
"Where are you?"
CHEY ON PHONE: "At some party in the fraternity home with the other Tropers. Where are you?"
"....You won't believe this but I'm here on campus as well."
CHEY ON PHONE: "What?"
"They offered me 1000 Tropies if I did a lecture to a group of science students on space travel and I accepted. I'm just wandering around."
CHEY ON PHONE: "Please come to the party. There's plenty of booze."
"I'm on my way."
CHEY ON PHONE: "Ahh, I knew the booze would draw you in."
"I'm not coming for the booze."
(Ford then hangs up his phone and runs as fast as he could to the frat house. Cut back to the Tropers.)
"I'm perfectly sober, thank you."
(Chey then sees Ford walk in. She stares at him for a good, long minute then she runs as fast as she can while yelling his name and hugs him tightly.)
"I missed you!"
"I missed you too."
(They then kiss.)
"So, what's going on?"
"Everyone's getting plastered."
"Ah."
"HEY, FELLAS! FORD'S HERE!"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 12th 2019 at 9:21:25 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Playing appears, wearing only lederhosen, holding a cigarette (still burning), an empty bottle of alcohol, a Frank Zappa CD, an accordion, and a folded piece of paper.
"Let's party!"
"Sure, I'll have some pizza..."
"Count me in too."
(Chey and Ford then joins Puma.)
"Hey, Playing! Shut up. By the way, I'm a alien as well! Well, half Time Lord to be precise..."
(Chey notices the newcomer.)
"Oh, hello there."
"Woooooohooooo!!" It seems that while they weren't looking, Four had drunk around 6 pints of whiskey. She belched before pulling out a metal bat. "Who wants tuh get dere skulls smashs'd?!" She slurred out.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...In a split second, Lymantria finds the same bat being thrown towards him. "Hoooooomeruuuuuun!"
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...

"Thanks! I'll drink once I finish dancing."
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