Tropers: The Series

Bob puts on an oversized catcher's mitt.

"I got it!"

Zanreo looks down. "Might as well give this a try... Aaand.... JUMP!"

Puma and Zan jump down, into the arms of Chey, Bob, and anyone else who is ready to catch them.

Scarily close to the recently caught tropers, the massive gunnery crashes down, in a large, fiery, quite concussive and effective, crashing explosion. David Dixon, who was attempting to shield several people, was blown back quite a ways. Gangrenous F, who had managed to luckily avoid explosion, shouts out, JESUS!

"Oh, thanks!" Zanreo says as she gets caught. "Whoa!" She gets thrown back a bit by the explosion.

"So... you want explosions, huh?" Zanreo says as she gets back up. "Heh... maybe I should try... some too, I still got one of THOSE left after all- hey, where did Lonagan go?"

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:20:06 PM

"Blow up the Coleberry, blow him up so high, our big explosions will make him touch the sky!" Puma sings to the tune of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws."

"Wait, Lonagan?"

"Find Mr. Lonagan, he must not escape!... uh... I'm so mad at what he's done, I might gag him with tape!"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 22nd 2019 at 11:38:15 AM

Bob pulls out a nuke.

"Is...Is this too much?"

Lonagan is slowly parachuting down, smiling at the birds.

"Let me exterminate his nose off!"

"Oh... found him!" Zanreo says, pointing at Lonagan parachuting down in the distance. "Heh... heh... got you now..." she says, running after him. "You also want an explosion... here you gooo..." She takes out another laser bomb.

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 22nd 2019 at 6:31:11 PM

"Hey ugly! Have some needles!" She threw an especially sharp pole at Lonagan, intending to pierce him, or the parachute.

(Tales tries to zap Lonagan with his ray gun. He should be more successful, because he’s less durable and is moving slowly.)

The pole passes through the parachute, and Lonagan drops fast.

Those birds are flying much faster... I'll have to ask Mr. Coleberry about tha-

He crashes into the ground, and after a few seconds stirs himself into a sitting position, dizzily staring about.

"Yes! Now just stay back a bit..." she warns the other Tropers as she throws the bomb towards Lonagan.

"I'm just gonna throw the nuke."

Lonagan spots the bomb. Ooh, What's tha-

The bomb explodes. That is all.

"Nevermind, then."

Bob jams the nuke back into his eyesocket.

A muffled explosion is heard, and massive amounts of smoke billows from Bob's eyesockets and mouth.

(Chey asks the other Tropers...)
"Are y'all alright?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 22nd 2019 at 11:47:08 AM

“Rest in spaghetti, no forgetti.”

"Yeah, I'm ok... I think."

"Alright, where's Coleberry? I'm smegging ready to smegging give him a very Family-Unfriendly Death."

Puma winces at the bomb. "Oof. Now I actually feel kinda bad for Lonagan... I guess we have bigger fish to fry, though."

"Yeah... maybe that was a bit overkill. But anyway, where the hell is Coleberry?"

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 22nd 2019 at 7:02:31 PM

"A nuke just kinda went off in my skull, so I'm probably not going to be sane for much longer. I just hope I don't lapse into German for no reas-ICH WERDE IHM DIE ARME ABREIßEN UND IHN MIT IHNEN SCHLAGEN! Oh, no. SINCE WHEN DID I KNOW GERMAN!?"

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Feb 22nd 2019 at 1:04:15 PM

Taco winces a bit at the explosion. Dixon crawls toward the tropers. Well, I'd suggest getting down there now. As I learned from my years of bowling: Never blow a spare because you didn't get a strike.