Tropers: The Series

Just before getting hit with the spaceship, Puma shouts like this.

Puma is hit and goes flying across the stage. He does not fall off, though, and gets back up. "Let's Get Dangerous!" he says to Tales before jumping at him, swinging his clown hammer.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 7th 2019 at 9:27:36 AM

Seeing how effective the grenades were, Four throws a couple of them at the other Tropers, now without the element of surprise as an advantage.

"FORE!"

Bob hits a grenade with his golf club, sending it flying at Four.

"I've always wanted an excuse to say that."

THEN JUST PLAY GOLF!

"Fu-" The grenade exploded on impact, causing her to slip far more than she'd expected. "Can't get rid of me that easily!" She gritted through her teeth, standing right at the edge of a platform.

"Fine then."

Bob tosses his golf club aside and pulls out a much larger, spike covered one.

"Maybe this'll do it."

Bob charges at Four, swinging like a madman.

"Whoops!" She simply sidesteps away from Bob's charge. If Bob was unobservant enough, he would fall off the platform as she was standing on the edge of it.

Bob is definitely unobservant enough, but Satan grabs him by the leg at the last second.

That was a terrible plan.

"NO SHIT, NOW PULL ME BACK UP!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, oh Satan..." She placed her shotgun's muzzle right behind Satan's back... "Sounds like you need to be exorcized!" ...and pulls the trigger.

Edited by 4WD on Feb 9th 2019 at 3:49:25 AM

Satan is blown into the abyss, but Bob manages to grab the edge of the stage and pull himself up.

Four's giggling started to sound evil, while she grins widely. "This is so fun~!" She stared at Bob with eyes of pure sadism. "C'mon! Get up so I can pound you to the ground again!"

"...Wait, that came out a bit wrong..." she added afterwards.

Edited by 4WD on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:42:59 PM

Zanreo then rushes towards Four and Bob before using her laser-knife-spin again.

She dashes away from Zanreo's attack, feeling jumpy than ever. "Try again, bitch!"

Puma misses Tales. He looks around. "Huh? Where'd he go?"

"...Oh well. Hey, I don't think I've tried all my specials yet."

Puma tries his Down Special. He pulls out a slice of cake and eats it.

"That's it? I didn't even regain health. What does that move even do...?"

Puma jumps back into the fight using his regular attacks.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 9:53:19 AM

(Meanwhile, Chey is deep down in the abyss, happily roasting sausages over a campfire and watching the action on some small TV. She then looks at the camera and says...)
"I only came down here because I didn't wanna keep beating up my friends."
(Chey then puts her sausage on a bun, takes the skewer out of the sausage, and puts ketchup on top of it. Cut back to the Tropers.)

(Tales’s head is knocked into orbit by the hammer.)

"How about THIS?" Zanreo shoots some beams upwards toward Four before trying her laser-spin once again, this time aiming for Puma.

Puma realizes that he has hit Tales after all. "Oh. Huh."

Puma turns around just in time to see the incoming laser spin. "OH SHI-"

Puma is hit by the laser spin and knocked back. "...shingles," he says as he gets back up.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:48:53 AM

Bob uses his dash attack, clotheslining anyone in his path.

"COMIN' THROUGH!"

Why are you suddenly such a Large Ham?

Zanreo notices the attack a bit too late, and fails at dodging. "Whoaaaaaaaaaa-" she yells as she gets blasted offscreen.

Aveyond puts a marshmallow on a stick and sits with Chey

"Oh I didn't mind it, I'm just pissed Tropes used his final attack on me'

Four was the second one to get clotheslined, causing her to fall off the platform. Not even her portals saved her as she falls into the abyss.

"Dang... That sucks. I should've given him a jolly good smacked bottom while I was still up there. Want a sausage dog?"

"Sure. And uh...maybe don't um...spank him? To put it bluntly?"

Zanreo, now on her last stock, respawns and shoots beams downwards, aiming for Bob.

"Poor Zan. Perhaps it's time to YEET this skeleton." Puma joins in attacking Bob.