"It's unbearable!"
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros."My nonexistent ears are bleeding."
Apologies.
Enough death. Enough life."WHY DID YOU DO THAT‽"
I wasn't expecting it to be so loud.
Satan yells out the window.
WOULD YOU STOP THAT!?
ARE YA COMING OUT HERE OR NOT!?
Enough death. Enough life."...I don't hear anything." She says despite her ears visibly bleeding.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Satan is still yelling out the window.
WE WILL IN A MINUTE!
WELL, HURRY THE FUCK UP!
I'M THE ONE PAYING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
Enough death. Enough life."Hey, do you guys hear anything ringing?" The sudden silence was getting to her.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time..."That seems like a bad sign."
Satan is basically screeching at this point.
Enough death. Enough life."What the hell... is that sound.." Zanreo says, covering her ears. "Who is this?"
"Leftover items still have value!"Satan sighs.
Goddammit.
"Having trouble with yet another employee?"
Don't even.
Enough death. Enough life.They could feel the room getting hotter than usual. There's some smoke coming out of another room.
"...it's the fire alarm."
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time..."Did you have anything to do with this?"
Surprisingly, no.
Enough death. Enough life."Woah, something's on fire now too?"
"Leftover items still have value!""Are you surprised?"
Aveyond screams, since the temporary hearing loss was getting to her.
Bob is unaffected, due to not having ears in the first place.
Enough death. Enough life."Okay, but what is burning?"
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros."Not sure, did anyone... set fire to something?"
"...Well, if there's a fire here, we better stop it!" Zanreo finds the fire extinguisher and opens the door to the room.
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 12th 2019 at 8:36:45 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"The room, which turned out to be a kitchen, was on fire.
It wouldnt be easy to tell if it was on purpose or not if the fire isnt extinguished.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Satan throws Bob into the fire.
"HOW IS THIS GOING TO HELP!?"
It won't, I just wanted to do that.
Enough death. Enough life."Alright..." Zanreo starts spraying fire extinguisher all over the burning room.
"Leftover items still have value!"In just a few minutes, the fire was completely extinguished.
In the far corner, they could see what seems to be the remains of a gas canister, now completely melted.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Bob stands up, now covered in scorch marks.
"You're a piece of shit, you know that?"
I do, indeed.
Enough death. Enough life."Phew, that was close... wait, what's..." Zanreo runs over to what used to be a gas canister. "...and what was THIS doing here?" she says, pointing. "Guess we found ANOTHER clue... or was this meant to distract us from the murder?"
"Oh, and... you ok?" she asks Bob.
"Leftover items still have value!""I've been better."
Enough death. Enough life.
"MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!"