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"Ah, so pretty much what we already know. ...Well, DOES anyone here have a grudge against him?" Zanreo then notices the ripped part. "Of course... the most important part is gone, and probably hidden somewhere else here if I know how these sorts of things usually go."
"I don't even know the guy and I've only been here what...3-4 months now?"
“Wait, what’s this?”
(Tales pulls a card out of Urkel’s pocket. It reads “Awful B. Bad’s Morguetuary: Our Coffins Are To Die For! And The Prices Will Slay You!”)
"Oh hey, an actual suspect!" She says from resding the card. "Let's shut down their operations for the day and see if they have any shady stuff going on!"
"Awful B. Bad?" says Puma. "Today is such a gloomy day." He smirks at the camera for several seconds.
"Hey, quit stealing my thunder!" She protested. "Making random references is my job!"
Edited by 4WD on Jan 13th 2019 at 12:23:45 AM
Playing kicks the corpse.
"Outta my way! I need space!"
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jan 12th 2019 at 9:28:29 AM
"Well, maybe we should check out this place... see what we can find..."
"I think I actually used to work there."
Does every job you've had involve death?
You're so edgy.
"Says the ruler of Hell."
"Playing, leave the corpse alone!"
"The color of the blood blinds me."
"Just don't look at the blood..."
"I can't! First of all, I just bought some mail! Second, I needed to get to the fridge!"
"Oh c'mon, it's just pepto bismol! Trust me!" She says, giving a totally (un)trustworthy grin.
"What is in Pepto Bismol, though? No one knows!
Satan shoves Bob face-first into the pool of blood(?).
Bob somehow absorbs the puddle and becomes pink.
You look much better this way.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Bob, don't absorb part of the crime scene. We need that as evidence."
(Tales wrings the pink blood out of Bob like a sponge.)
“Wait, did I just make a pun on accident?”
Satan slaps Bob on the back of the head, knocking him through the wall.
Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Jan 12th 2019 at 6:38:00 AM
"Tales, I'm so proud of you."
"Satan is here. I am confused."
"Are we gonna find out who murdered Steve Urkel or what?"
"Chey's got a point here"
Satan snaps his fingers.
After a few seconds, an incredibly loud and distorted car horn is heard outside.
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