Tropers: The Series

"Aww, poor little baby..."

"I have no soul" Hyper says flatly.

Satan changes to a form a little less terrifying, becoming a pitch black figure with no specific features except a tuxedo and red glowing eyes.

"Hello, little one."

"I'm amazed you haven't attacked the kid yet, seeing as your only experience with children is having them be sacrificed to you."

"Maybe we could surgically add one!" She suggested.

"I like that idea..." Zanreo grins. "Hey, you happen to have any souls lying around?"

Edited by Zanreo on Jan 11th 2019 at 4:31:44 PM

"What do you" want? both Tacos answer in unison.

"This still dosen't answer the question of why would you bring a child to a room with satan in it?!"

"I happen to have plenty of souls lying around."

"If you give away mine, I'm going to kill you."

"To be fair, if Satan wanted to harm her, he would've done it by now."

”So, is it true that you punched Tales?”

"Is it true that he zapped my daughter with a ray gun, without properly knowing which gun he was using?"

"Yes, it is!"
(Cue canned laughter.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 11th 2019 at 9:46:41 AM

(Tsunku whoops Taco’s rump with taekwondo. The finishing blow was a Dope Slap.)

“Doesn’t matter. No one assaults my husband and gets away with it. You’re just lucky that the full moon isn’t out.”

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jan 11th 2019 at 7:47:09 AM

Taco is lying on the ground. "I won't hit you Tsunku, but I will ask you this: What would you do if it was your kid?"

”I would stay calm, level-headed, and I wouldn’t punch your significant other so hard that they got a nosebleed and fell unconcious.”

Satan mutters to Bob.

"Do you have any idea what's happening?"

Bob mutters back.

"I'm pretty sure it happened before I showed up."

"We'll see."

"Well, that smackdown sure was exciting."
(Chey then chuckles.)

"Alright, alright, that's enough." She stood inbetween Tales and Taco. "You both need to cool down..."

(The camera zooms in on her face)

"With some ice!" She winked at the camera.

"Alright WD, what are you planning?"

"Tsunku's the one who punched me, actually. Tales was probably doing something else."

"Oh, nothing. I just wanted to make a bad pun." She does an Aside Glance.

"Oh, and I wanted to make use of the bucket of ice over there!" Her hand points to a bucket that somehow appeared on her desk.

Edited by 4WD on Jan 11th 2019 at 11:01:30 PM

“I’m playing with my adopted daughter, for your- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?”

(Tales points to blood, spilling out under the door to his room.)

"What the smeg?!"

"I didn't do that."

"Sure."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Jan 11th 2019 at 8:04:18 AM