"It's supposed to be a sitcom, Hyper, but now this show has become as weird as The Mind Robber. At least it's good to know that the Canned Laughter Machine is still working well."
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 29th 2018 at 3:29:01 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""We got involved with some metafictional Anthropomorphic Personifications and a giant crab wants to kill us. Any questions?"
thebeatles.com/careers"Good god, I hope Ford's okay, even if he doesn't remember me anymore..."
(Meanwhile back in Tropesburg, Ford was lying down in the back of the Chey Bus. He had cried himself to sleep. Ford was covered in Chey's favorite blanket while cuddled up to the Chey plushie. As for the Bus-Driving Mechanoid, He was drying his eyes with a white handkerchief. He then puts the handkerchief away and sighs. He switches on the radio and turns the volume down. Meanwhile back in the underworld...)
"Alright, fellas. Any plans on how to take down Tamatoa?"
"Maybe a Wave-Motion Gun will work."
Edited by HyperReal on Oct 29th 2018 at 2:00:18 AM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros."How about we bung a rock at him?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 29th 2018 at 3:56:17 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Death takes a knife out from his pocket, and plunges it in Hyper's chest.
After a second of shock, it is apparent that the knife had no real effect on Hyper.
Death lets his hand off the knife, staying in Hyper's chest with no effect.
You can't "die" in the Underworld. And you especially can't kill someone as powerful as Tamatoa down here. We'll have to be more creative.
Huzzah"Well, smeg. What are we going to do?"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Well, what do we know about him? He loves shiny stuff and himself, he hates us, he has some way of stealing people's powers."
Suddenly, the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it!"
I go to open the door and see a freakishly tall humanoid with no face...dressed in an electrician's uniform and with a moustache.
"Uh...hi?"
"I'm here to...fix your electricity."
"Er...it isn't broken."
He hits the wall to the side of him as hard as he can, causing the lights to go out.
"Now do you need it fixed?"
thebeatles.com/careers

“Tales, get away from that Tamatoa doll! That plan will never work any way. He’s nowhere near us right now.”
Hmm... well, the power for the Status Quo is attainable. Heck, if we could make this Status Quo alive again, he could theoretically gain his powers back to fight Tamatoa.
Huzzah