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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10551: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:06:29 PM

"Yea. Cyril, I'll give you this opportunity to get out, and if don't, then...well, I don't know, but I'll get you out somehow."

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#10552: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:08:28 PM

"Anyway, I'll be going from this strange, strange reboot. Bye!'

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#10553: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:13:22 PM

“Uh, Alright? Honestly, I don’t know if the Quo’s affecting him or if it’s just normal old Playing. It’s hard to tell with that boy.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 28th 2018 at 7:34:46 AM

Huzzah
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#10554: Oct 28th 2018 at 5:34:09 PM

"THE QUO'S NOT AFFECTING ME!"

A text box appears saying, Yes, it is.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10555: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:33:39 PM

I pull out the phone book and look for exorcists. However, each time I call one, I get their answering machine.

"I guess it makes sense that they'd all be busy on Halloween."

Eventually, after a montage, I've exhausted every exorcist in the book.

"Alright. Anyone have any other ideas?"

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10556: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:39:14 PM

Junon: We could call a fellow magician for this?

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10557: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:42:34 PM

"That could work. Anyone particular in mind?"

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10559: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:48:27 PM

Junon: Jackie Chan's uncle. Lived in San Francisco, but moved to Tropesburg with the rest of his family.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10560: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:51:26 PM

"Can you contact him?"

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10561: Oct 28th 2018 at 6:56:54 PM

Junon: Yes... (pulls out the phone book and dials Uncle.)

(cue split-screen; Uncle's holding a phone)

Uncle: Aiya! What do you guys want?

Junon: We've undergone a curse and there's no-one who can help us!

Uncle: You idiots! Magic must defeat magic! (reaches over to Junon's side and slaps her with his fingers.)

Junon: Ow!

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10562: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:03:40 PM

"So, is that a yes?"

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10563: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:07:20 PM

Uncle: That is a yes. Uncle will help you guys. Do you have any ingredients for my Chi spells?

Junon: Sort of?

Uncle: Then that's not enough. Uncle needs all of the ingredients in order to cast his chi spell. (reaches over and does another chop with his pointer and middle fingers)

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#10564: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:09:30 PM

"What kind of ingredients are those?"

My favorite failed console tbh
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10565: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:14:36 PM

Uncle: Let's see. I need a blowfish, some garlic, mung beans, coffee, a lizard, chalk and some herbs.

Junon: Why those?

Uncle: Uncle needs some of those things to live! Do you want Uncle to die of a heart attack?!

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10566: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:21:26 PM

I write down these ingredients, then put on my body armour and exit.note .

"Alright, I'll back."


I arrive at the Trope-E-Mart. By now, it's dark.

As I look around the shelves, I see a box labelled "Do-it-yourself exorcism kit".

"Hmm, this looks like it could help. I mean, just as a backup."

I buy the kit, along with most of the other things on Uncle's list, and return to where the other tropers are.

"Hey guys, look what I got!"

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 29th 2018 at 12:21:43 AM

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TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#10567: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:23:00 PM

“We still need mung beans. Oh, hey, let’s travel to Mount Shredripperjawsdeath to get them!”

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10568: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:30:25 PM

"Or we can just use this thing."

I dump the content of the box onto the ground, and pick up the instruction manual.

"Step 1: Sprinkle garlic all around the affected area. Alright."

I get up and sprinkle garlic around the building.

"Step 2: Grab the largest cooking pot you own."

I get up again, and return shortly holding an oversized cooking pot.

"Step 3: Recite this ancient spell. Okay, ahem:"

"Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner,
But he knew it couldn't last.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass
Get Back! Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!
Get Back!
Get Back!
   Get Back to where you once belonged!   "

This is followed by...absolutely nothing, as far as the tropers can see.

"...Oh. Looks like I wasted 20 bucks on a dud."

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Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#10569: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:34:54 PM

"Hey, it was worth a try... I guess."

My favorite failed console tbh
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10570: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:36:02 PM

(There's a knock at the door.)

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10571: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:37:56 PM

I go and open it.

"Hello?"

Edited by TropesForever on Oct 29th 2018 at 12:38:27 AM

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10572: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:43:36 PM

(It's Uncle!)

Uncle: Uncle knew you'd fail. (does that slapping technique on Tropes) Let the real magician do the work!

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10573: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:47:09 PM

"Sorry, Uncle."

I show Uncle inside. Suddenly, a huge, extended crashing noise is heard from the outside. I rush to open the door to see what it as. When I look outside, I'm shocked.

Cue an Establishing Shot showing that the entire building has somehow moved from Tropesburg to a...shadowy, misty, unearthly-looking place.

"...Huh. So it worked, kinda?"

Sorry if I'm seeming railroady, Josh. If you want, we can work things out with PMs.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#10574: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:49:11 PM

Nah. I'm fine with this happening.

Uncle: (looks outside) Aiya! What spell did you cast on this place?!

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#10575: Oct 28th 2018 at 7:51:23 PM

Cool.

"I'm...not sure?"

I grab the box for the Exorcism Kit and examine the fine print.

"Caution: Acme Magic Co. is not responsible for accidentally shifting your home or place of work to the realm of the Underworld. So that's where we are."

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