I pull out the phone book and look for exorcists. However, each time I call one, I get their answering machine.
"I guess it makes sense that they'd all be busy on Halloween."
Eventually, after a montage, I've exhausted every exorcist in the book.
"Alright. Anyone have any other ideas?"
thebeatles.com/careersJunon: Yes... (pulls out the phone book and dials Uncle.)
(cue split-screen; Uncle's holding a phone)
Uncle: Aiya! What do you guys want?
Junon: We've undergone a curse and there's no-one who can help us!
Uncle: You idiots! Magic must defeat magic! (reaches over to Junon's side and slaps her with his fingers.)
Junon: Ow!
I write down these ingredients, then put on my body armour and exit.note .
"Alright, I'll back."
I arrive at the Trope-E-Mart. By now, it's dark.
As I look around the shelves, I see a box labelled "Do-it-yourself exorcism kit".
"Hmm, this looks like it could help. I mean, just as a backup."
I buy the kit, along with most of the other things on Uncle's list, and return to where the other tropers are.
"Hey guys, look what I got!"
Edited by TropesForever on Oct 29th 2018 at 12:21:43 AM
thebeatles.com/careers"Or we can just use this thing."
I dump the content of the box onto the ground, and pick up the instruction manual.
"Step 1: Sprinkle garlic all around the affected area. Alright."
I get up and sprinkle garlic around the building.
"Step 2: Grab the largest cooking pot you own."
I get up again, and return shortly holding an oversized cooking pot.
"Step 3: Recite this ancient spell. Okay, ahem:"
"Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner,
But he knew it couldn't last.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass
Get Back! Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!
Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged! "
This is followed by...absolutely nothing, as far as the tropers can see.
"...Oh. Looks like I wasted 20 bucks on a dud."
thebeatles.com/careers"Sorry, Uncle."
I show Uncle inside. Suddenly, a huge, extended crashing noise is heard from the outside. I rush to open the door to see what it as. When I look outside, I'm shocked.
Cue an Establishing Shot showing that the entire building has somehow moved from Tropesburg to a...shadowy, misty, unearthly-looking place.
"...Huh. So it worked, kinda?"
Sorry if I'm seeming railroady, Josh. If you want, we can work things out with PMs.
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"Yea. Cyril, I'll give you this opportunity to get out, and if don't, then...well, I don't know, but I'll get you out somehow."
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