Zack comes in with a cup of coffee slightly pissed off. "Ok who tainted my coffee with sugar"
Taco, now with a broken back, bemoans, "Judging by the look of things, a sugar demon of some sort."
Huzzah"Hey guys, late to the plot. What's up?" I say walking in.
Long live the New Bev."Ooh, exposition! Maybe, just maybe, this will all make sense!"
edited 12th Jul '17 9:31:25 PM by TropesForever
Taco, still on the floor, dryly states, "Stevil and Bill Gates are possessing the apartment."
Huzzah"I think I spoke too soon."
Laughter
"... Stevil?" I suddenly stop.
No, it can't be... is it...
"AN ENEMY STAND?!"
no wait it can't be this isn't jojo
Long live the New Bev."I didn't even know that there was still a canned laughter machine! I thought I shot it Sean Connery-style?"
edited 12th Jul '17 9:36:54 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"The executives are always sneaking back to repair it! They say the audience won't understand a show with no laugh track!"
"Say, what happened to Gangrenous F?"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Oh, my spou... significant oth..."
What was my relation with that fella?
"That guy?"
Long live the New Bev."They tried to use a studio audience, but we weren't funny enough to get them to laugh, so they keep buying new laughter machines."
"F? He's at the coffee shop right now."
edited 12th Jul '17 9:41:42 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah"You were both at my wedding-themed birthday party and that was it."
"So like is he my boyfriend or no-"
No no, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
Long live the New Bev.Taco looked at Bev. "Did you two ever go on that date? I feel like you've only met the guy once. It's almost like you don't even know his real name or something..."
Huzzah"Maybe if we throw that nerf ball at the Annoying Dog picture, causing it to richochet and turn on the Xbox 360, which vibrates a controller into a film reel, knocking it onto a projector and playing a movie, so a guy gets some popcorn to watch the movie, and a string's attached to the popcorn that pulls the bottle of hydrochlorophoric acid onto Stevil and melts him into sludge."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Oh yeah, after the episode ended I took him up for it. It was fun, nice guy. Seemed quiet about his real name, though."
She looks over at Stevil melting. "Oh, well that's convenient."
Long live the New Bev."His real name is a little bit embarrassing. I don't blame him for hiding it."
Huzzah"So are Stevil and Bill Gates both defeated?"
"No, but Tin Steve Jobs is just outside the window."
The Bill Gates quickly pounces out the window, to its untimely death.
"Now they're both defeated."
Huzzah"So, I guess we just need a moral and we can wrap this one up-"
I've got yer moral right here!
Suddenly, a very angry man in a suit bursts through the door.
It's NEVER disobey the executives! From now on, you and all yer dumb friends are gonna do EXACTLY as I say!
"Gasp!!"
Cliffhanger ending
Episode 15: The Peril of Executive Meddling
"Enemy stand? Who else here is a stand user?"
"Ok, Gang, remember, the execs are trying to make us at least 20% more radical."
Huzzah"Ah, if it's radical you need, I got it!"
Quickly, I summon [ATTITUDE CITY] and make them get me a pair of sunglasses, which I wear.
"Eh?"
Long live the New Bev.
Taco, also broken free from the spider, falls out of the vent, onto the radiator. "OW!"
Huzzah