Abraxas begins to step forward, however, the cheese catches him mid-step, hitting his grounded leg, forcing him to fall over, onto the pile of shelves and cheese.
Oh god, this ain’t good...
He attempts to get up, only to find that the cheese has melted together somewhat, forcing him to stand up with the shelves glued to him. The added weight is unexpected, so when he stands, he soon falls back out of the door.
Ow... uh, I mean, N-NOBODY EMBARASSES THE CHEESE LORD! YOU WILL PAY!
Abraxas runs off, the shelves still fixed to his torso.
“Well that was easy.”
HuzzahELIAS: "Oh, no... Mr. Gouda, if you want some of my family's finest cheeses, You have to pay for them! Oh, dearie me..."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."(Elias gasps)
ELIAS: "So, you're looking for the legendary Schafnase Emmental wheel as well, huh?"
"Why, yes. Yes, we are."
(Cue canned laughter)
ELIAS: "Why not come into my home? I'll lock the shop."
(Elias then goes and puts up a sign on the door that says "CLOSED FOR LUNCH" and locks the door.)
"Uhhh, how are we gonna get out to go to your house?"
ELIAS: "Ahh, there's no need! My home is right through that door behind the counter."
"Huh, It's just like Arkwright's!"
ELIAS: "Arkwright's?"
"British sitcom reference..."
ELIAS: "Ahhhhhh... Anyway, come along."
(And so, The Tropers then enter Elias' family home. Elena is setting the table while Robinnote gets some cups down)
"Awww, I take it the little boy with the ginger curls is Robin?"
ELIAS: "Yes."
ELIAS: "Oh, noooo. My wife's cooking us all a good lunch! She's a good cook."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."ROBIN: "Oh, nooo. I love my Papa."
(Robin then hugs Elias.)
ELIAS: "And Papa loves you too, Robin."
"Awwwww."

Yes, that’s about where we were.
He then clears his throat, before returning to bombast.
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DINKY TROPERS KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY CHEESE!
Huzzah