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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7751: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:19:57 PM

Yes, that’s about where we were.

He then clears his throat, before returning to bombast.

I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DINKY TROPERS KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY CHEESE!

Huzzah
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#7752: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:23:25 PM

Cut to an angry TacoBadger rising up in the cheese shop.

"Let me take this baseball bat!"

Playing_with_boy swings as hard as he can at the monster.

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#7753: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:23:47 PM

"So it IS a fight... I like where this is going" Zanreo grins as her eyes glow behind her shiny glasses.

My favorite failed console tbh
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7754: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:26:10 PM

“STOP MAKING ME DO THINGS!” Taco yells.

Abraxas takes the hit, and doesn’t flinch much. Did you just call me a monster? Rude.

He then proceeds to run his bat into the cheese shelves, covering Playing with wooden shelves and antique cheeses.

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#7755: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:27:56 PM

I pick up a wheel of cheese and roll it towards Abraxas, hoping to knock him over.

Edited by TropesForever on Aug 6th 2018 at 9:27:44 PM

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7756: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:35:58 PM

Abraxas begins to step forward, however, the cheese catches him mid-step, hitting his grounded leg, forcing him to fall over, onto the pile of shelves and cheese.

Oh god, this ain’t good...

He attempts to get up, only to find that the cheese has melted together somewhat, forcing him to stand up with the shelves glued to him. The added weight is unexpected, so when he stands, he soon falls back out of the door.

Ow... uh, I mean, N-NOBODY EMBARASSES THE CHEESE LORD! YOU WILL PAY!

Abraxas runs off, the shelves still fixed to his torso.

“Well that was easy.”

Huzzah
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#7757: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:37:36 PM

"I am sorry for calling you a monster."

Then, the knife returns to my hand, the clothes reappear, the non-food which became food became non-food again. Everything was back to normal.

"It looks like it is THE END."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 6th 2018 at 4:37:30 AM

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7758: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:38:43 PM

“We didn’t even get the old cheese yet...”

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#7759: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:39:33 PM

ELIAS: "Oh, no... Mr. Gouda, if you want some of my family's finest cheeses, You have to pay for them! Oh, dearie me..."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#7760: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:41:22 PM

Playing_with_boy falls, and gets an idea. "What if we put spam in his mouth?"

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#7761: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:42:05 PM

"Curious. Anyway, Elias, do you have any Emmental?"

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7762: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:44:23 PM

“Like, really old emmental.”

Huzzah
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#7763: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:50:02 PM

"...So uh, what am I gonna do with these charged-up eye beams now?"

My favorite failed console tbh
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#7764: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:52:31 PM

(Elias gasps)
ELIAS: "So, you're looking for the legendary Schafnase Emmental wheel as well, huh?"
"Why, yes. Yes, we are."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#7765: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:55:52 PM

"I take it you don't know where it is either then?"

thebeatles.com/careers
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7766: Aug 6th 2018 at 4:57:32 PM

“Ooooh! Make some queso, Zanreo. Queso would be so good right now.”

Huzzah
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#7768: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:15:39 PM

(Cue canned laughter)
ELIAS: "Why not come into my home? I'll lock the shop."
(Elias then goes and puts up a sign on the door that says "CLOSED FOR LUNCH" and locks the door.)
"Uhhh, how are we gonna get out to go to your house?"
ELIAS: "Ahh, there's no need! My home is right through that door behind the counter."
"Huh, It's just like Arkwright's!"
ELIAS: "Arkwright's?"
"British sitcom reference..."
ELIAS: "Ahhhhhh... Anyway, come along."
(And so, The Tropers then enter Elias' family home. Elena is setting the table while Robinnote  gets some cups down)
"Awww, I take it the little boy with the ginger curls is Robin?"
ELIAS: "Yes."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#7769: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:16:13 PM

"Hey, why not, laser-melted cheese sound like it would be interesting... just gotta get the other ingredients ..."

My favorite failed console tbh
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#7770: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:25:21 PM

“Has Abraxas Gouda been defeated?”

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#7771: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:27:23 PM

ELIAS: "Oh, noooo. My wife's cooking us all a good lunch! She's a good cook."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#7772: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:27:26 PM

"Depends on your definition of "defeated", but he ran away for now at least"

My favorite failed console tbh
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7773: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:35:37 PM

Taco is still sipping from his flask. He sets it down, and looks to the little boy. “Hey, uh, little Robin, you wanna father figure?”

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#7774: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:38:47 PM

ROBIN: "Oh, nooo. I love my Papa."
(Robin then hugs Elias.)
ELIAS: "And Papa loves you too, Robin."
"Awwwww."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#7775: Aug 6th 2018 at 5:42:21 PM

“Oh, that’s your papa. Nevermind. Does Elena have a kid? I forget.”

Huzzah

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