Tropers: The Series

The officer says to revenge "Speeding is a serious offence around here. Stop before you or someone else gets hurt!"

BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "I-I guess I'll have to go out there..."
"Mr. Bus-Driver, no!"
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "I did the deed, I might as well turn myself in..."
"Ohhh, It's all my faaaaaaault! Waaaaaaaah!"
(The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then comes out with his hands in the air.)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Hello there, officers. I thought I'd let you all know I was the one who was speeding. I'm really sorry, You might as well just go ahead and arrest me, please..."

"No! Bus-Driving Mechanoid!"

I exit the bus.

"If you arrest him, you'll have to arrest me too!"

Edited by TropesForever on Aug 1st 2018 at 5:16:47 AM

Taco exits the bus. “Tropes, let it be. He’s just a machine, so he won’t serve that much hard time. They’ll probably just tinker around with his wiring, and let him free.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 31st 2018 at 2:38:18 PM

(Clone!Barry drags Tropes back in the bus. Clone!Maurice then closes the bus doors and locks them.)
CLONE!ANDY: "Well, we're stuck here..."
CLONE!BARRY: "Yeah. And Sonny and Fussenpepper are probably at that chop suey tree or whatever it's called and collecting it's syrup right now."
"Great... We practically failed."
QUARK: "Faaaaailed?"
CHUMBLEY: "Faaaaaaaaailed?"
"Yeah, we're sorry, you guys... For once, we failed."
(Then Quark and Chumbley start hugging each other and crying.)
"Shhh, shhh. It's alright..."
CLONE!BARRY: "What are we gonna do?"
(Clone!Maurice then sits down, grabs his guitar again and starts singing again.)
CLONE!MAURICE (singing): "🎵 Don't you drink with me 'cause you know that I'm a loser, And I'm proud of that fact, as you can plainly see... 🎵"
(Meanwhile at Sonny's temporary lair, some of the Ford clones return.)
FORD CLONE 3: "I'll go free the girls, you two tidy up!"
(The two Ford clones nod their heads as they start cleaning. The third Ford clone goes to the bedroom where the real Raquette and Carrie were being held at, find the suspension ray, set it to 'un-suspend', and fired it at the two girls. They gasped and took deep breaths.)
CARRIE: "EEEEEEEEEEE! It's Fordie!"
FORD CLONE 3: "No, no, no. I'm just a clone of him! A very mean guy named Sonny kidnapped you and made clones of you. "
CARRIE: "Kidnapped?!"
CARRIE: "Yeah. There's no need to panic though, We're rescuing you."
(Carrie and Raquette then hug the third Ford clone and leave the bedroom with him. At the Sahaiku Tree, The other Ford clones arrive.)
RANDOM FORD CLONE: "Remember, just like what we rehearsed! I want everyone of you circling the tree, hand in hand. When those meanies arrive, We start singing. Got it?"
ALL OTHER FORD CLONES: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"
(As for Sonny and Fussenpepper, their VW camper's transmission went out.)
"Grrrrrrrrrr, stupid heap of junk!"
(Sonny then kicks one of the tires.)
"We're done for, I tell ya! Done!"
(Back at the Chey Bus...)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 2:43:08 PM

I'm drying my eyes.

"Poor Mechanoid...does anyone else even know how to drive this bus?"

Edited by TropesForever on Aug 1st 2018 at 5:46:42 AM

CLONE!BARRY: "I'll do it."
"You?"
CLONE!BARRY: "Yes, Excuse me."
(Clone!Barry then sits in the driver's seat.)
CLONE!BARRY: "Now which way is this tree?"
"The bus has a very accurate GPS system built in. Just follow the directions. Here, you'll need this."
(Chey then gets a earpiece out of a compartment and sticks it in Clone!Barry's ear.)
CLONE!BARRY: "Alright, let's go..."
(And so, The Chey Bus drives off as the Bus-Driving Mechanoid gets inside a police car. Within minutes, they drove past Sonny and Fussenpepper.)
"THERE THEY ARE! Thank the good Lord I remembered this."
(Sonny then drives a motorcycle out of the VW camper. Afterwards, He gets his magic card back out, presses the button, turns back into Sonia, and gets on the motorcycle.)
"Hop aboard, Fussenpepper!"
(Fussenpepper then gets on the motorcycle behind Sonny.)
"What about your egg?"
"Ah, yes."
(Sonny puts the egg in his bag. He then starts the motorcycle and they drive off.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 2:55:09 PM

"Did they get the syrup?"

“Well how much do we need?”

(Clone!Robin holds up a giant glass jug.)
"Enough to fill this up."
"And to answer your question about Sonny; No, it looks like their crappy camper died out on them. But they found a alternative mode of transportation and they're almost at our tail! Go, Barry, go!"
(The Chey Bus then drives as fast as legally possible and within minutes, they finally reached the Sahaiku tree.)
CLONE!BARRY: "So, this is the tree, huh?"
"Yeah. Hey, why are all the Ford clones standing around the tree and holding hands?"
CHUMBLEY/QUARK: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
(Everyone then gets out of the Chey Bus. Chumbley and Quark run to the tree and join the other Ford clones.)
"Have we got the right stuff?"
(Clone!Robin holds a bag.)
"Yep."
"Great."
"Alright, fellas. Let's do this..."
(And so, everyone ran up to the tree as the Ford clones cheered them on. Four of them moved aside so the gang could get through. Sonny and Fussenpepper then arrive.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 3:13:28 AM

Meanwhile, Tamatoa is wandering around Tropetania having the time of his life, wrecking buildings, getting drunk on whatever the heck it is giant crabs get drunk on, and singing. Suddenly, a police officer comes up to him and places him in giant handcuffs.

"Sir, you're under arrest."

"WHAT?"

"The Driving Robot told us all about you. Public nuisance, Attempted consuming of a Betelguisian, callously leaving your cages where innocent Lithuanian tourists could wander in, and most heinous of all, hijacking of a Mormon Tabernacle Choir. You're goin away for a loooong time."

The officer takes him away.

"No! You can't do this to me!"

Oh,and don't think of trying to dig out of a maximum security cell. We got your file from the Crab Kingdom.

Cut back to the tropers.

Edited by TropesForever on Jul 31st 2018 at 6:47:09 PM

"What the?! What kind of groovy situation is this? Hey, move outta the way, We got some syrup to collect!"
BAND CONDUCTOR FORD CLONE: "Ready, fellas?"
ALL OTHER FORD CLONES: "Ready!"
(The band conductor clone then pulls a empty beer bottle and his conducting baton out. He taps on the bottle with the baton and starts conducting. Some of the Ford clones then start playing their instruments. Their song has begun.)
FORD CLONES ON THE RIGHT: "🎵 There's nowhere in the world that I would rather be than with you, my loooooooove! 🎵"
FORD CLONES ON THE LEFT: "🎵 And there's nothing in the world that I would rather see than your smile, my loooooooove. 🎵"
ALL FORD CLONES: "🎵 For united we stand, Divided we fall! And if our backs should ever be against the wall, We'll be together, Together, you and I! For united we stand, Divided we fall! And if our backs should ever be against the wall, We'll be together, Together, you and I! 🎵"
FORD CLONES ON THE RIGHT: "🎵 And if the world around you falls apart my love, Then I'll still be hereeeeeee! 🎵"
FORD CLONES ON THE LEFT: "🎵 And if the going gets too hard along the way, Just you call, I'll heaaaaaaaaaar! 🎵"
ALL FORD CLONES: "🎵 For united we stand, Divided we fall! And if our backs should ever be against the wall, We'll be together, Together, you and I! For united we stand, Divided we fall! And if our backs should ever be against the wall, We'll be together, Together, you and I! For united we stand, Divided we fall! And if our backs should ever be against the wall, We'll be together, Together, you and I! 🎵"
"AAAAAGH! My ears!! This song isn't funkadelic or wild at all! It's all lovey-dovey and mushy! It's-"
"It's a song about unity."
"A song about peace."
"A song about love."
"And a smegging good song at that! Great job, clones."
(All the Ford clones cheer and applaud. Clone!Robin then smiles as he holds and gives to Ford a entire glass jug of sparkly, blue hykon syrup.)
"LET ME AT IT! I WANT THE SYRUP!"
???: "Not so fast, Sonny."
"Eh?"
POLICE OFFICER: "You and Captain Fussenpepper are under arrest for the kidnapping of Carrie Autuum and Raquette Blake."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
POLICE OFFICER 2: "You have the right to remain silent."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 3:51:16 AM

"Yay! The good guys won!"

"Also, we're sure keeping the police busy today, aren't we?"

"Hmmmm, Hey, officers. I have a great idea."
(Cut to Sonny and Fussenpepper tied to poles.)
CARRIE: "Tomato throw! Brought to you by the Tropetania Police Department, the Tropetania branch of the Tropers: The Series Fan Club, and the Ford Prefect Estrogen Brigade! Five Tropies for ten tomatoes!"
GINGER-HAIRED WOMAN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE: "Proceeds benefit the latter two organizations mentioned!"
(Some of the Ford clones purchase some tomatoes and throws them all at Sonny.)
QUARK: "Booooooo!"
CHUMBLEY: "You're mean!"
(The third Ford Clone blows a raspberry at Sonny as he throws a tomato at him. Chey and Ford were sitting at a table with the other Tropers signing autographs for both members of the fan club and members of the Ford estrogen brigade.)

"What are we gonna do about all these clones? Hmmm..."

"You wouldn't happen to know a nice little alternate dimension where they would be able to build their own society, would you?"

"Ooh, I know just what to do!"
CARRIE: "Uhh, listen... The members of the estrogen brigade told me to read you this..."
(Carrie clears her throat and begins reading a letter..)
CARRIE : "The Ford Prefect Estrogen Brigade would like to sincerely and deeply apologize to Ford Prefect, for what we've done to you at the Brown Llama pub this afternoon. It was wrong and we should've never acted the way we did towards you. We only hope and ask for your forgiveness. Sincerely, The members of the brigade."
"...Well, I hope your pals learned something from what they've done. I forgive all of you."
(The estrogen brigade members celebrate. Some time later, Chey and Ford return the Gibb clones to their planet on E-Space.)
"See y'all later, dears!"
"Goodbye!"
CLONE!MAURICE: "Thanks for letting us tag along!"
CLONE!BARRY: "Let's do this again soon!"
CLONE!ANDY: "Tell your bus-driving mechanoid we said we think he's cool!"
"We will!"
(Chey shuts the door and de-materializes her TARDIS.)
"So, where is this planet you've gotten for all those clones of myself?"
"Right next to the Gibb clones' planet."
"Ah."
(Chey's TARDIS materializes at a nice futuristic city. Chumbley and Quark comes into the console room. Their hair had been dyed blond and black respectively and are now in different clothing.)
"Right. Out there is your new home. Everything's all set up and running, all it needs now are people."
QUARK: "Cheeeeeeeey?"
"Yeah?"
CHUMBLEY: "Thank you."
(Chumbley and Quark then hug Chey.)
QUARK: "We'll miss you."
CHUMBLEY: "Come and visit sometime!"
"We will. Rule this planet well. Remember; United we stand..."
CHUMBLEY/QUARK: "🎵 Divided we faaaaaaall, And if our backs- 🎵"
"Okay, okay... Off you go. Goodbye, Chumbley. Goodbye, Quark."
CHUMBLEY/QUARK: "Goodbye, Chey!"
(And so, Chumbley and Quark exited Chey's TARDIS. 498 of the other Ford clones join them afterwards. They were greeted with open arms by 500 beautiful women. Chey watches the Ford clones wave goodbye to her through the TARDIS scanner.)
"Thank god that's over. Now let's rejoin the others in Tropetania..."
(Chey's TARDIS de-materializes away from the new planet, materializes back at the park in Tropetania, and steps out of it. Chey then uses the Stattenheim remote control to de-materialize her TARDIS.)
"Alright, fellas.... Let's get out of here."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 4:30:57 AM

“That’s it then? All loose ends tied? Man, I thought that those things we’ve been searching for all this time would actually do something. But I guess we won.”

Taco then thinks for a second.

“Well, guys, I think I’ve gotta call someone about something.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 31st 2018 at 4:39:16 AM

"For now. Sonny and Fussenpepper may be in jail for the time being, but they'll get out soon enough. Good god, what a day..."
(The members of the T:TS fan club and the Ford estrogen brigade all start heading home. Everyone who passed by the gang said their goodbyes to them and the gang said goodbye to them back. The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then rejoins the gang.)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Hello again, everyone!"
"Mr. Bus-Driver! There you are. How did you-?"
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "After I've told the police officers everything, They only let me stay in a cell for a hour, had me pay a fine for speeding, and sent me on my way. Hey, where are all the Ford clones?"
"I gave them their own planet to live on where they can thrive and most importantly, be safe. By the way, Andy told me he and his brothers think you're cool."
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Well, I'm certainly flattered! Did you get the syrup?"
"Yes, we did. It vanished on the way back here and I got another note in it's place."

(Right, Y'all choose where we should go next. Next post I make, I will conclude the episode.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 4:47:50 AM

“Wait, it’s still happening? I-I don’t understand. We’ve already seen the police can easily overwhelm them. Why would they ever be able to take over the world? I-I-I just... I don’t understand what we’ve got to do with... well, this! We’re just Tropers, for crying out loud! This is something Revenge or G2 should be dealing with!”

"Sorry, Taco, but the Great Troper Race is still on. Right, Back to the bus, fellas..."
(Back on the Chey Bus, Tropes is enjoying a steamed ham, OOPS! I mean hamburger while watching The Muppet Show, Taco was reading 1984 and Revenge and Junon are playing some sort of video game, while in the back of the bus, Melody is sleeping and Chey and Ford are simply relaxing.)
"This day was nuts."
"I agree.... Will all those clones of myself be safe on that planet?"
"Of course. And just so they can maintain the population of the planet, I've put 500 gorgeous humanoid ladies on the planet. By the time I get around to visiting them, the population would hopefully increase to 2,000."
"The planet of the Ford Prefects... Ha!"
(Cue some music.)
"So... What did you think about those clones?"
"I thought they were very cute, to be fair. How they were going 'meep! meep! meep!' and acting child-like. I won't ever forget that, ever... Just like how I won't forget them. Man, I'm sure gonna miss them. But I know they're gonna be very happy in their own little world."
"Ah."
"....But you know something, Ford?"
"What?"
"To be perfectly honest, as much as I love those clones, Well..."
"Yes?"
"Nothing can compare to the real deal."
(Ford chuckles and smiles at Chey.)
"That's awfully kind of you to say that."
(Chey then hugs Ford tightly.)
"I love you, Ford. I-In a friendly way, though! Honest."
"I know. Zarquon, I most certainly know..."
(The Chey Bus then drives out of Tropetania and into the sunset. Cue credits set to a excerpt of Nobody Does It Better.)

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! I LOVE Y'ALL!!

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 5:21:43 AM

Season 3, Episode 19: Wilde Zeiten in Zürich^note Wild Times in Zürich

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 31st 2018 at 11:47:59 AM

"What are we looking for this episode?"

“A reason to continue, I assume,” Taco dryly responds.

"We're looking for the oldest wheel of Emmental cheese there is."

“I feel like we need to talk eventually about all this. Because I have questions.”