Tropers: The Series

"Hey guys, I'm in this show again," says Puma, coming right the heck out of nowhere.

The audience groans.

It turns out that the audience is only groaning because the episode was long, and the groan is their only way of responding to Puma’s re-entry, which all rejoiced for.

Also the audience is just a machine.

“Welcome back, my part-Cat pal!”

"Can we end this episode now?"

"If you want to. I can't wait to see what happens next!"

“We need a set-up for the next episode, and we have a post-credits scene.”

The Wendigo Hide disappears, and I get a note.

"For the next artefact, you'll need to go back to where it all began. And when!"

A Time Portal Opens Up.

"Huh? Okay, let's do this..."

I go into the portal.

"Oh boy, a mysterious portal that came out of nowhere!"

Puma jumps in next.

"Heck yeah! Time travel!"
(Chey and Ford go through the portal next.)

Taco pulls out a cigarette (in a hospital, no less), and smokes it.

“This better not be a legacy episode.”

He then steps into the portal.

- - -

Meanwhile, in an undisclosed area...

A rotund man sat in a desert, smoking some substance. He laid back on a white Jeep. The desert sands had definitely ruined his workpants. He looked down the road, and saw a small red convertible. They were coming after all.

He got up, dropping his roach. Once it hit the ground, he covered it with his shoe, snuffing it out until it was part of the desert. He coughed up some remainder of the paraphernalia from his lungs, hoping to remain professional for the meeting.

The convertible soon reached the Man, and pulled over just by him. Out of the car, two men; a tall, lean Korean man, the driver, as well as a stubby, older, white man, with a wimp leg.

The two men soon approached.

The taller man spoke first. Good News. Guess whose mugshot showed up out of the blue in the Crab Kingdom.

The rotund man grimaced. He knew that his colleagues would soon find the location. So who’s going after him?

The tall man shook his head. You wouldn’t be out here if it wasn’t you.

The rotund man sighed. He had hoped that he’d never have to find the sad sap. He always hoped that he could let his old friend live life as he wanted to.

But if this guy truly knew what they said he knew, than there was no weaseling out of it.

The stubby man spoke up. Agent. You find this guy, you’re getting promoted!

The rotund man smiled. Thanks, Director Hendricks. I can see practically see it now. “Assistant Head Agent Gangrenous F”.

The tall man chuckled. That’s the spirit.

Gangrenous F turned around and stepped into his Jeep.

Director Hendricks interjected. And, er... Mr. F. He pulled out a pistol, and handed it to the agent. If he tries to, er, resist arrest.

F smiled, and pocketed the gun, before his car stirred awake, soon enough driving off into the sunset.

The Korean man turned to the Director. Think he’d do it?

What? Kill Taco Badger? Have you seen this guy’s track record?

He’d be insane not to.

Episode 16: Tropers: The Series...Again

TropesForever walks in.

Hey, where is everyone? Turns to the camera "This wasn't supposed to be a one man show, you know!"

Canned Laughter

(Junon's watching Mashin Hero Wataru on the TV and she's singing along to the OP. It's pretty catchy if you listen to it long enough)

Edited by josh6243 on Jul 3rd 2018 at 7:18:26 AM

(Chey makes a entrance by accidentally crashing through the wall.)
"OW, SMEG! Well that's gonna bruise in the morning. Anyways, where's Ford?"

Future Taco ran into the Past Tropers set.

“Junon! You found Past Tropes. That’s good.”

He looks at Past Tropes.

“Tropes, I’m from the future!”

(A bus then pulls up at the Tropers' home (or is it apartment? condo?). A person steps out, His feet, donned in white shoes, get into the frame. Then the camera pans above his legs, waist, and torso. The camera then zooms out, revealing Ford Prefect who was bearing his brown bag and of course, his towel. He then goes into the building and inside the Tropers' home.)
"There you are, Ford. Where were you?"
"I ended up in Drewski Park when I went through the portal... Right then, what are we here for?."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 3rd 2018 at 9:24:31 AM

"What? Time travel? In this perfectly sane, non-wacky on-the-rails sitcom? I won't allow it!"

"Smegging heck! We went back in time to the first ever episode of this very series."

"First episode? You mean there'll be more than one? Also, who are you?"

Junon: Time travel? Is that a thing now a days?

(Discretely takes out an almanac and attempts to place bets without anyone noticing.)

“My god, I miss the old apartment... it was so easy to keep track of. Now we’re like the fuckin’ Justice League.”

Hearing Tropes’ description of the show, he bursts into laughter.

Present-Tropes comes in.

"Okay, so apparently this episode we're looking for—"

I stop when I see Past-Tropes.

Suddenly, dorky young Taco Badger comes out, to the applause of the audience. "Yo, what's the dealio?"

“Oh god. That young and hip schtick existed for maybe a millisecond.”

“Hey, Man, Cool it. I just wanna make an impression on this show.”

“Oh-ho-ho don’t worry. You will.”

"Dang. It's a good thing I didn't debut until near the end of the second season..."
(Cue audience laughter)

"We haven't Jumped the Shark already, have we?" groans Past-Tropes. "None of this was in the script!"

"Wait, we used to have scripts?" says Present-Tropes.

Edited by TropesForever on Jul 4th 2018 at 12:52:17 AM

"Aww, Past Me is sleeping. I really haven't changed that much, I guess."

"Hey, Ford? Wanna go away somewhere?"
"Sure."