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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6901: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:20:16 PM

Welcome to the game.
"I knew I should have checked this sub for catgirls before I bought it — er, excuse me for a second."

I go to check the navigation.

"Good lord, we're in the Sea of Holes!"

Beat

"No, wait a second — that's just this plot."

Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 12:21:09 AM

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DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#6902: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:23:39 PM

"Wait, Dusty Springfield? That song wouldn't happen to be Windmills of Your Mind, would it?"

Very good kitty
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#6903: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:23:42 PM

(Cue canned laughter)
"No, It's You Don't Have to Say You Love Me."
"What are we looking for anyway?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 29th 2018 at 9:24:03 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#6904: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:25:37 PM

"'Sub' here meaning 'submarine', right? I legitimately don't know, I haven't left this room since I became conscious a few minutes ago."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6905: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:25:52 PM

"Yep, a submarine. It was yellow before we painted it red to avoid the lawyers."

To Chey, I say "The Crab Kingdom. According to this chart, it should be right about...here."

the sub comes to a very deep trench.

"Well, brace yourselves."

I press a button and the sub starts descending the trench.

Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 12:31:11 AM

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6906: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:36:18 PM

Taco notices a cat girl. “How’d you get on the ship?”

Huzzah
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#6907: Jun 29th 2018 at 7:40:00 PM

"Of all the cockamamie things in this episode, that's the thing you're worried about?... Back off, old lady."

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#6909: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:07:03 PM

"How'd I get here, huh? Good question. I wasn't conscious ten minutes ago — or maybe I was and just don't remember it? I guess I wouldn't be able to tell the difference from here. I'm pretty sure I didn't just spontaneously start existing ex nihilo... but only pretty sure."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6910: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:09:50 PM

"Nothing scary about big black bones or danger zones or rumblings down below...no sir..."

The submarine decends deeper.

"Is it too late to go back to Sweden?"

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6911: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:09:56 PM

“Hmmm... would you classify yourself as a monster?”

Taco hears Tropes. “Probably.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jun 29th 2018 at 10:10:09 AM

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#6912: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:18:06 PM

"Ya know what? Where's the button to activate the Infinite Improbability Drive at?!"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6913: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:20:53 PM

“Back at the Sea of Monsters.”

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6914: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:24:34 PM

"This might be it."
I press a button. This causes the lights to go out and the sub to start plummeting even faster.

"SHEEEEEEEEEV!"

We interrupt this program for an important word from our sponsor.

Sponsor: We—

Thanks you. And now back to Tropers: The Series.

The sub has now crashed at the bottom of the trench and is an absolute wreck. I put on my diving suit and stumble outside.

"Guys? Are you okay?"

Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 1:31:56 AM

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6915: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:29:40 PM

Taco puts on his diving suit, and climbs out of the sub.

“This is why I hate inventions!”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jun 29th 2018 at 10:29:43 AM

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#6916: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:35:11 PM

(Chey and Ford come out of the submarine in their scuba suits. Chey then notices that not only is the submarine severely wrecked, but the Bus-Driving Mechanoid is wrecked to heck and back as well, but he is well beyond repair.)
"MR. BUS-DRIVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
(Chey then breaks down crying. Cue a montage of various clips of the Bus-Driving Mechanoid from the past few episodes that he was in set to Award Winners A. After the montage, Ford is then seen holding Chey as she sobs hard into his chest.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 29th 2018 at 10:35:43 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6917: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:38:59 PM

"At least he died doing what he loved."

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atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#6918: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:52:21 PM

Meanwhile, back on the sub...
"Look at all these buttons, half of them don't even make any sense. Montage button, laugh track, flashback... it's a sub, not a TV studio. And look at this one, it just says IID."
"Just a wild hunch, Duckie, but could that be the infinite improbability drive?"
"Let's find out, press it."
"Nope, not until everyone's back on board."
"Not until everyone's back on board," said mockingly. "You're really starting to get on my nerves, ya know that?"

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6919: Jun 29th 2018 at 8:56:09 PM

I wander around, trying to orientate myself according to the map.

"Weird...the Crab Kingdom is supposed to be right here. Maybe they moved it when they heard we were coming?"

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EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#6920: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:01:47 PM

"Uhh, we passed it. It's right there."
(Ford points at the Crab Kingdom, which is on the opposite side of where our heroes are at right now. Chey is still crying her hearts out while in Ford's arms.)\\

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#6921: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:05:48 PM

"I give those two five episodes til they're in the sack."
"I say three."
"You're on."

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6922: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:10:00 PM

Taco walks in between the duck and Agnetha.

“50 bucks that it takes the whole season.”

Huzzah
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#6923: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:13:58 PM

"When did you get back on the sub? You're supposed to be out there with those other hockey pucks."

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#6924: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:17:52 PM

“I don’t know if you’ve looked around you, but at this state, the difference between ‘sub’ and ‘out’ is getting thinner and thinner.”

Taco then steps out, back into the sea, exemplifying the state of disrepair, before re-entering.

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#6925: Jun 29th 2018 at 9:24:14 PM

"Speaking of disrepair, I wonder if we can find parts to fix this sub at the Sand Flea Markets?"

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