"Wait, Dusty Springfield? That song wouldn't happen to be Windmills of Your Mind, would it?"
Very good kitty(Cue canned laughter)
"No, It's You Don't Have to Say You Love Me."
"What are we looking for anyway?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 29th 2018 at 9:24:03 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""'Sub' here meaning 'submarine', right? I legitimately don't know, I haven't left this room since I became conscious a few minutes ago."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."Yep, a submarine. It was yellow before we painted it red to avoid the lawyers."
To Chey, I say "The Crab Kingdom. According to this chart, it should be right about...here."
the sub comes to a very deep trench.
"Well, brace yourselves."
I press a button and the sub starts descending the trench.
Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 12:31:11 AM
thebeatles.com/careersAs the sub descends towards the trench, Puma starts singing again.
"Rattle big black bones, in the danger zone, There's a rumbling grown down below..."
Very good kitty"How'd I get here, huh? Good question. I wasn't conscious ten minutes ago — or maybe I was and just don't remember it? I guess I wouldn't be able to tell the difference from here. I'm pretty sure I didn't just spontaneously start existing ex nihilo... but only pretty sure."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."Ya know what? Where's the button to activate the Infinite Improbability Drive at?!"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""This might be it."
I press a button. This causes the lights to go out and the sub to start plummeting even faster.
"SHEEEEEEEEEV!"
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The sub has now crashed at the bottom of the trench and is an absolute wreck. I put on my diving suit and stumble outside.
"Guys? Are you okay?"
Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 1:31:56 AM
thebeatles.com/careers(Chey and Ford come out of the submarine in their scuba suits. Chey then notices that not only is the submarine severely wrecked, but the Bus-Driving Mechanoid is wrecked to heck and back as well, but he is well beyond repair.)
"MR. BUS-DRIVER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
(Chey then breaks down crying. Cue a montage of various clips of the Bus-Driving Mechanoid from the past few episodes that he was in set to Award Winners A
. After the montage, Ford is then seen holding Chey as she sobs hard into his chest.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 29th 2018 at 10:35:43 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Meanwhile, back on the sub...
"Look at all these buttons, half of them don't even make any sense. Montage button, laugh track, flashback... it's a sub, not a TV studio. And look at this one, it just says IID."
"Just a wild hunch, Duckie, but could that be the infinite improbability drive?"
"Let's find out, press it."
"Nope, not until everyone's back on board."
"Not until everyone's back on board," said mockingly. "You're really starting to get on my nerves, ya know that?"
"Uhh, we passed it. It's right there."
(Ford points at the Crab Kingdom, which is on the opposite side of where our heroes are at right now. Chey is still crying her hearts out while in Ford's arms.)\\

Welcome to the game.
"I knew I should have checked this sub for catgirls before I bought it — er, excuse me for a second."
I go to check the navigation.
"Good lord, we're in the Sea of Holes!"
Beat
"No, wait a second — that's just this plot."
Edited by TropesForever on Jun 30th 2018 at 12:21:09 AM
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