Tropers: The Series

"It's a TV show, there's always unnecessary jump cuts."

If any of the Tropers listened closely, they would hear wind whooshing outside the library.

If they looked out a window, they would have seen that some poor idiot tried to fistfight Revenge (who was walking from a nearby dock to the library) while he was in the form of Saitama, and was currently flying off somewhere completely different.

Revenge enters the library, looking for the other Tropers.

“But we didn’t even jump cut...” Taco mutters,

Looking over at the large red dragon that’s been set on the floor, Taco comments, “Finally! We’ve found the jade dragon!”

“Oh, hey, guys, look! It’s Revenge, five months in the past, I think.”

edited 3rd Jun '18 11:24:50 AM by TacoBadger

"Nope, it's present me. I went to use the bathroom in Tokyo and you guys up and left me!"

Canned Laughter

"So, I assume you guys got the statue?"

Melody: I think so.

Ghost!Melody: And I diiieed. Agaaain.

Melody: Stop trying to derail the show. I know you just saw yourself get crushed by a bookcase but we need to stick to the plot.

Ghost!Melody: hmph.

"Lets take that green and blue dragon while we're at it!"

(Meanwhile, Chey is now outright cuddling Ford.)
"....You can let go, I'm okay now."
"No. Oh wait, The statue's been found?"
(Chey ceases cuddling, gets up from the floor, and helps Ford get up. They then go over to the Tropers.)

"Oh good, they're back! Could you two grab the dragons and put them in my Tardis?"

"You mean my TARDIS? Touch it again and I'll make you listen to Robin Gibb's Magnet album!^note ...Which is a album that's not as good as any of the other solo albums he has done. One of the tracks, "No Doubt", has Robin, a 53-year-old man at the time of the album's release, singing about trying to get his freak on and "popping crystal"!"
(Chey and Ford grab the other two dragon statues and take them to Chey's TARDIS)

edited 3rd Jun '18 2:58:43 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Right then, where to next, Cap'n Tales?"

"Yeah, Tales, let's get a MacGuffin, and hope that we can find it by next episode."

"Where is Tales anyway?"

"Wasn't he just telling us about that totally made-up potion that he totally couldn't have made?"

"I need a drink..."
(Ford opens his bag only to be stopped by Chey.)
"You can't drink in here! This is a children's library."

"Well, guess we'll go to our hotel room."

(You already know what happens, the note reads "You're going to have to go down under and take part in a treasure plunder.)

"Wait, we're going to......"

Season 3 Episode I Don't Hecking Know: Boomerang Effect

"AUSTRALIA?"

Junon: (turns pale) We're going to Australia? Haven't you heard about the deadly drop bear?

Episode 10, I think.

"I had a pet drop bear when I was young, you know."

"Australia? Are we going to meet Luke and Kevin?"

edited 3rd Jun '18 6:18:44 PM by DrNoPuma

"What if we meet ME?...Wait, I'm already here."

edited 3rd Jun '18 6:20:46 PM by TropesForever

"Australia? Oh, neat! That reminds me of a great song..."
(Chey pulls out her music player and starts playing "Down Under" by Men at Work)

"Australia? Ugh. I tell you, Tropes, nobody but criminals and good friends have come from Australia, and I tell ya, they've been short on sending me good friends."

"Australia's also where the Bee Gees really kicked off their career at! Heck, there's even a walkway in Redcliffe called Bee Gees Way."

"Well, isn't that a neat piece of trivia! I wonder if I'll be able to make an Indiana Jones joke while we're down here."

"Did Indiana Jones ever go to Australia?" Taco asks, legitimately confused.

See, Taco loves Indiana Jones. He loves it so much that he hid the artifact in a library last episode in a subtle reference to the Last Crusade.

"Don't think I didn't hear that exposition!"