"Alright, time to get serious up in here..."
(Chey walks up to Fussenpepper and smiles a unnerving smile at him.)
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, you stupid smeghead! How's life? Sonny out of the hospital yet?"
"Nobody move!"
Revenge just stood there, observing who was all here. If there were the right people, he could reason his way out of this.
If not, he had a plan, beyond this, but it would get a bit noodly.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"Past
Melody: What?! Are you seriously shipping us? After I almost tried to eat you?! I thought this was a Ship Tease episode for actually viable ships not random bleep! I'm confused...Now
Melody: Is there gonna be a crazy massive fight or what? Like, look around ! There's frying pans, kitchen knives, probably a few other useful things etcetera.edited 31st May '18 6:19:24 AM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long."Melody! Kill him with yo- Oh wait, That's Taco's line."
(Cue canned laughter.)
"Why are you here, Fussenpepper? Tell me."
Realizing that everyone is in danger and that Taco asked him for help, Puma decides he has no choice.
"Okay. I'll do it!"
He stands still and waits for the transformation to happen.
"...of course, now that I took that potion earlier, it's going slower now. Wonderful."
Very good kitty"Oh, screw the formality then."
"It is time for a new evolution!"
A golden light filled the area, and when it dissipated, Revenge had taken a new form: Golden Cooler.
Revenge stood at the front of the group, combat ready.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"(Fussenpepper then unleashes the Touhou girls. One by one, they all appear in front of Revenge.)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Speaking of fighting, need some help?" says a growly voice from behind Taco. Puma is standing there, having finally transformed into his werecat form. He now resembles a large, humanoid puma!
"I really do stay in control of myself! I'm so happy about this! I do wish this form was a little more muscular, but I'll take what I can get."
"Now... Let's Get Dangerous!"
edited 31st May '18 3:02:53 PM by DrNoPuma
Very good kitty"Ahh, heck. Might as well participate in the battle of the day."
(Chey pulls out her Dalek gunstick from her bag.)
"Same here."
(Ford takes the bottle of Janx Spirit back out, takes a swig out of it, puts it back, and gets his towel.)
"Hitler brainwashed the Germans! Does that mean Pearl Harbor didn't happen? Show them no mercy! Kick those little girls' asses!" Taco yells on.
edited 31st May '18 3:21:03 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah"Hey, maybe I can help!"
I reach into my bag and pull out the pie from S2 Episode 3.
thebeatles.com/careersThe camera zooms in on the pie, as this music
plays.
"Woah... the pie." says Puma, looking at it with big, starry eyes. "The ultimate power. There's no way we can lose now!"
Very good kitty

Taco clings to Puma.
"Puma! Kill him with your Cat Powers!"
Huzzah