"Really? You sure there ain't anyone else we can take their thumbs from given that uh...That guy's gonna own Rebbit now. We might not get to use our thumbs up any sooner if we dare delay its power shift."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Yes, that it does." The Harpers were somehow already here before anyone arrived, and choose this particular moment to join the conversation.
"I mean, what sort of person shortens the word 'President' to Prezzy?"
"Not somebody I'd put in charge of a bunch of armies, that's for sure."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real."ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i see now. K."
"do we ambush him from behind the stage or"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category(It's at this point when Garrett enters the scene, having followed the Harpers there, unfortunately, he had not been following the situation all that well.)
Garrett: (Quietly) Oh, hey guys. So what are we doing here? Did we find a guy whose thumbs we're gonna cut off?
Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 15th 2023 at 8:22:34 AM
Wherefore comest thou here?(Slasher Smile) "Noice."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Okay! One, two, three-"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"SHANK 'IM!"
Cassie immediately jumps onto the stage and fires his gun into the air. Like some dang terrorist.
"EVERYONE! JUST STAY STILL, OKAY? WE JUST NEED SOME IMPORTANT THINGS! I DON'T WANT ANYONE PLANNING OTHERWISE RIGHT NOW! CAPICHE!?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryCassie fires his gun at the phone.
"WHEN I SAID "DON'T PLAN OTHERWISE", YOU'RE NOT EXEMPT TOO, DINGUS!"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Yeah! Explain why you want ads on Rebbit, you greedy ba—"
" Look, the site's losing money every year. In 2019, we had $1 million in donations. In 2020, we had $2 million. 2021, 2.5 million dollars. 2022, we only had $3 million. And the figures show that in 2023— "
"You'll pay for your greed!"
Playing then grabs a knife, and removes the left thumb of Syzygy.
"Bro, i think something ass-backwards got into your brain and I'M NOT IN FOR ANOTHER ECONOMY LESSON!"
Cassie dropkicks Syzygy and casually bites so hard on his right thumb to tear it off.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Alri- PLAYING YOUR SHIP ART STASH IS FALLING OUT"
Cassie immediately tries collecting all of the fallen polaroid pictures.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"BRO, PLAYING, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHUT ME UP I CARE ABOUT YOU, ALRIGHT- aaaaaaaaaaand he's gone, fuck."
Cassie immediately ditches any remaining polaroid pics left behind to give chase to Playing.
Some random passerby can be heard yelling "OH MY GOD!? SONIC X MODEL T? I HAVE TO FIND THIS MAN! 😍" in the distance.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 17th 2023 at 7:56:17 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

Cassie drops his Slasher Smile.
"...waitwaitwait, the guy who's gonna be the one in charge of Rebbit? Playing, you fucking sure about this?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category