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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58476: Jul 15th 2023 at 2:51:10 AM

Cassie drops his Slasher Smile.

"...waitwaitwait, the guy who's gonna be the one in charge of Rebbit? Playing, you fucking sure about this?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58478: Jul 15th 2023 at 8:52:13 AM

"Really? You sure there ain't anyone else we can take their thumbs from given that uh...That guy's gonna own Rebbit now. We might not get to use our thumbs up any sooner if we dare delay its power shift."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58479: Jul 15th 2023 at 12:23:38 PM

"Good point. However, he said: "When I am prezzy, I will shove ads into Rebbit, and ban anyone who disagrees with me". Really makes one think."

aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#58480: Jul 15th 2023 at 2:53:42 PM

"Yes, that it does." The Harpers were somehow already here before anyone arrived, and choose this particular moment to join the conversation.

"I mean, what sort of person shortens the word 'President' to Prezzy?"

"Not somebody I'd put in charge of a bunch of armies, that's for sure."

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58481: Jul 15th 2023 at 5:04:30 PM

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i see now. K."

"do we ambush him from behind the stage or"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#58482: Jul 15th 2023 at 5:16:13 PM

(It's at this point when Garrett enters the scene, having followed the Harpers there, unfortunately, he had not been following the situation all that well.)

Garrett: (Quietly) Oh, hey guys. So what are we doing here? Did we find a guy whose thumbs we're gonna cut off?

Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 15th 2023 at 8:22:34 AM

Wherefore comest thou here?
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58483: Jul 15th 2023 at 6:13:58 PM

"Yeah. Let's all charge the stage at once. In twelve seconds, we'll have 2 thumbs in our pockets!"

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58485: Jul 16th 2023 at 6:48:23 PM

"Damn right. Now, Cassie, when I count to a hundred, we all storm the stage. Got it?"

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 16th 2023 at 6:49:13 AM

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58486: Jul 16th 2023 at 7:20:09 PM

"Okay! One, two, three-"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58487: Jul 16th 2023 at 8:44:57 PM

"No. I count. One, two, three, four, five, six..."

Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#58488: Jul 16th 2023 at 8:56:29 PM

Garrett: Seven… Eight… Nine… Ah, screw it, one hundred!

Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 16th 2023 at 12:23:11 PM

Wherefore comest thou here?
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#58489: Jul 17th 2023 at 12:58:47 PM

"Negative thirty-three!"

"Seventeen!"

"Saying numbers is fun!"

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Jul 17th 2023 at 2:59:06 PM

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58490: Jul 17th 2023 at 1:05:55 PM

"One hundred?"

Playing rushes up onto the stage and raises his butterknife above his head.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58491: Jul 17th 2023 at 4:21:56 PM

"SHANK 'IM!"

Cassie immediately jumps onto the stage and fires his gun into the air. Like some dang terrorist.

"EVERYONE! JUST STAY STILL, OKAY? WE JUST NEED SOME IMPORTANT THINGS! I DON'T WANT ANYONE PLANNING OTHERWISE RIGHT NOW! CAPICHE!?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58492: Jul 17th 2023 at 4:31:10 PM

"Shank? What?"

Playing gets the knife, and lowers it down on the thumb. Just before he cuts it, Syzygy quickly jumps out, and pulls out his phone.

"   Yes, cops? I would like to make a report...   "

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58493: Jul 17th 2023 at 4:46:39 PM

Cassie fires his gun at the phone.

"WHEN I SAID "DON'T PLAN OTHERWISE", YOU'RE NOT EXEMPT TOO, DINGUS!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58494: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:08:30 PM

"Yeah! Explain why you want ads on Rebbit, you greedy ba—"

"   Look, the site's losing money every year. In 2019, we had $1 million in donations. In 2020, we had $2 million. 2021, 2.5 million dollars. 2022, we only had $3 million. And the figures show that in 2023—   "

"You'll pay for your greed!"

Playing then grabs a knife, and removes the left thumb of Syzygy.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58495: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:34:07 PM

"Bro, i think something ass-backwards got into your brain and I'M NOT IN FOR ANOTHER ECONOMY LESSON!"

Cassie dropkicks Syzygy and casually bites so hard on his right thumb to tear it off.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58496: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:41:19 PM

"Good job, Cassie. Now, let's run."

Playing runs with both thumbs in his pocket. A bunch of Polaroids in Playing's pocket comes out, showing images from the Con and some ... weird images.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58497: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:43:10 PM

"Alri- PLAYING YOUR SHIP ART STASH IS FALLING OUT"

Cassie immediately tries collecting all of the fallen polaroid pictures.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58498: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:48:29 PM

"SHUT UP ABOUT MY SHIP ART! NO ONE SHOULD KNOW THAT I TOOK AN IMAGE OF MY DRAWING OF SONIC AND A MODEL T KISSING!"

A local journalist looks at Playing with concern. Playing then sprints out of the con, all eyes on him.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58499: Jul 17th 2023 at 5:52:18 PM

"BRO, PLAYING, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHUT ME UP I CARE ABOUT YOU, ALRIGHT- aaaaaaaaaaand he's gone, fuck."

Cassie immediately ditches any remaining polaroid pics left behind to give chase to Playing.

Some random passerby can be heard yelling "OH MY GOD!? SONIC X MODEL T? I HAVE TO FIND THIS MAN! 😍" in the distance.

Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 17th 2023 at 7:56:17 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58500: Jul 17th 2023 at 6:05:26 PM

Playing runs as fast as he can, for around a mile or so. He then sees a bench, and lies down on it, panting hard.

"Thank goodness nobody knew I did it!"


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