"Can't withstand us for even a single episode? Cope. Is this where your acting career's gone down? It can't, right?"
Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 14th 2022 at 8:34:23 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categorySylvi's deep-fryer dings. "Ah, the oil's nice and hot. Get in, crisp rat!"
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."Another crisp rat, eh?" Sylvi grabs the clone and starts dragging it toward the deep-fryer.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."sylvi that's the WRONG RAT- wait if they're already crisp why fry them again"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Chris Pratt! Chris Pratt!" The Chris Pratt clone gets dragged closer and closer to the fryer.
"Not gonna lie, I'd recommend against it. I don't know if these things got prion disease during the cloning process."
"Why didn't you people tell me you were cloning me?!" the original Chris Pratt yells as the bus gets rocked back and forth by Chrises.
"What, have you never had double-fried rat?" Sylvi asks, sounding incredulous. "How can you be missing out on such a delicacy?"
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."DOUBLE-FRIED!? That ain't a delicacy - that's a fucking atrocity!"
Cassie starts grabbing the Chris Pratt that was being dragged towards the fryer and tries pulling him away.
"If you're gonna double it, par-fry the thing first time around - don't full-fry it!"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryCassie grabs the deep fryer and spills out all of the hot oil on the Chris Pratt clones.
"...I know what I said. It's murder, not a tax- I mean cooking show. It'll be fine."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"The voice we DON'T. NEED!"
Cassie yeets the fryer itself at Playing out of frustration, minus the oil.
Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 15th 2022 at 1:28:07 AM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Working on it," Sylvi says, stirring a cauldron full of peanut oil over a roaring flame.
"Why'd you bring that on the bus?
"I was hungry..."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.The seals appear next to Mr. Meddling, watching the show with him. One of them is eating popcorn.
"Does this actually qualify as vore in the sexual-fetish sense?"
"I'm pretty sure vore generally involves consuming the target whole while still alive. Mr. Pratt here is undergoing culinary preparation, so it's just cannibalism."
"Popcorn?" The seal holds out the box of popcorn to Mr. Meddling.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

"...dude. You're neither a rodent or deep-fried, chill out. Unless if you're chocolate covered, if that's the case...lick noise"
Cassie no-
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