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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#58151: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:13:36 PM

"...dude. You're neither a rodent or deep-fried, chill out. Unless if you're chocolate covered, if that's the case...lick noise"

Cassie no-

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58152: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:18:54 PM

"Can I please leave."

Chris gets a message through an earpiece from Mr. Meddling. "Absolutely not! It's in the contract. One episode."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#58153: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:33:44 PM

"Can't withstand us for even a single episode? Cope. Is this where your acting career's gone down? It can't, right?"

Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 14th 2022 at 8:34:23 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#58154: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:37:30 PM

Sylvi's deep-fryer dings. "Ah, the oil's nice and hot. Get in, crisp rat!"

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58155: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:39:54 PM

Chris just gets up, to leave the bus, only to be overwhelmed by a wave of various Chris Pratt clones.

"Before anyone asks, not me. I didn't do it, and I'm totally not being paid to make Chris Pratts."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58156: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:58:43 PM

"OMG! Is that you? Famous actor Chris Pratt?"

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58157: Jul 14th 2022 at 6:59:45 PM

"Chris Pratt", says one of the clones, as it forces their way into the bus.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#58158: Jul 14th 2022 at 7:01:29 PM

"Another crisp rat, eh?" Sylvi grabs the clone and starts dragging it toward the deep-fryer.

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58159: Jul 14th 2022 at 7:02:20 PM

"sylvi that's the WRONG RAT- wait if they're already crisp why fry them again"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58160: Jul 14th 2022 at 7:03:04 PM

"Chris Pratt! Chris Pratt!" The Chris Pratt clone gets dragged closer and closer to the fryer.

"Not gonna lie, I'd recommend against it. I don't know if these things got prion disease during the cloning process."
"Why didn't you people tell me you were cloning me?!" the original Chris Pratt yells as the bus gets rocked back and forth by Chrises.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#58161: Jul 14th 2022 at 7:05:49 PM

"What, have you never had double-fried rat?" Sylvi asks, sounding incredulous. "How can you be missing out on such a delicacy?"

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#58162: Jul 14th 2022 at 7:22:57 PM

"DOUBLE-FRIED!? That ain't a delicacy - that's a fucking atrocity!"

Cassie starts grabbing the Chris Pratt that was being dragged towards the fryer and tries pulling him away.

"If you're gonna double it, par-fry the thing first time around - don't full-fry it!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#58163: Jul 14th 2022 at 8:25:15 PM

"As cool as killing people is sometimes, maybe don't do that immediately."

Maybe five seconds at most pass.

"Actually it's Chris Pratt, nevermind. Get his ass."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58164: Jul 14th 2022 at 8:44:24 PM

Cassie grabs the deep fryer and spills out all of the hot oil on the Chris Pratt clones.

"...I know what I said. It's murder, not a tax- I mean cooking show. It'll be fine."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58165: Jul 14th 2022 at 9:13:37 PM

"But it's Chris Pratt! The voice of a generation!"

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#58166: Jul 14th 2022 at 11:27:42 PM

"The voice we DON'T. NEED!"

Cassie yeets the fryer itself at Playing out of frustration, minus the oil.

Edited by SomeLibre on Jul 15th 2022 at 1:28:07 AM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58167: Jul 15th 2022 at 1:36:59 AM

The Chris Pratts begin to melt from the hot oil. "Chris Pratt! Chrisssss Pratttttt..." they moan in agony.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#58168: Jul 15th 2022 at 4:05:33 PM

"Can't believe Chris Pratt died. shaking smh my head."

Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#58169: Jul 15th 2022 at 9:22:40 PM

"Well, they're not dead yet."

...

"Someone fix that."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#58170: Jul 16th 2022 at 6:55:04 AM

"Working on it," Sylvi says, stirring a cauldron full of peanut oil over a roaring flame.

"Why'd you bring that on the bus?

"I was hungry..."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58171: Jul 16th 2022 at 1:25:13 PM

We cut to Mr. Meddling, watching on the color TV in horror.

"And here I thought we were done with this voraphilia [BLEEP]!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#58172: Jul 16th 2022 at 2:43:09 PM

The seals appear next to Mr. Meddling, watching the show with him. One of them is eating popcorn.

"Does this actually qualify as vore in the sexual-fetish sense?"

"I'm pretty sure vore generally involves consuming the target whole while still alive. Mr. Pratt here is undergoing culinary preparation, so it's just cannibalism."

"Popcorn?" The seal holds out the box of popcorn to Mr. Meddling.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58173: Jul 16th 2022 at 4:19:03 PM

Mr. Meddling begins taking popcorn. "Thank you, seals. I can trust you to not be Chris Pratt Filet."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#58174: Jul 24th 2022 at 9:58:58 AM

As Mr. Meddling says that, the Chris Pratt clones begin spontaneously melting into oil.

"...We're cutting to the next episode. Who's with me."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#58175: Jul 24th 2022 at 5:28:10 PM

The seals check a script. "Looks like we're on in a bit. Bye, Mr. Meddling!" The seals disappear from the room but do not appear on screen yet.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

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