"Ahh, let's just go find that staff."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""I don't know how this former sitcom turned into a quest for a staff, but let's do it! It's been so long since I did anything fun in this series!"
Behind Puma, a wall labelled 4 starts to crack.
"We can find staff for a sitcom! Ha ha ha ha!...I miss the canned laughter machine."
edited 1st May '18 6:24:58 PM by TropesForever
thebeatles.com/careers(cue canned laughter)
"Canned laughter machine's working fine. Anyways, We're on a quest for various random objects this season while dealing with Captain Fussenpepper and the Disco Dan son of the late Landlord Plant. Yes, the Landlord Plant died... The employees at the apartment complex back at Tropesburg didn't water him regularly. Oh, and Tales is dating a Japanese record producer while everyone thinks I'm dating Ford Prefect, but I can assure you it's not true."
"You bet. And the Landlord Plant's son is not any better. He's planning to kidnap my clone of Robin Gibb and he's already tried to kidnap Tales' girlfriend a couple times. Oh, and he and Fussenpepper tried to turn us into barbecue in the last episode but we got teleported elsewhere. And on a related note, Tales' girlfriend did beat the Plant's son in a golf tournament in England one episode."
edited 1st May '18 8:02:26 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Medusa: (spots the spear impaling Mansa Musa and changes into her battle attire
◊) Alright, Lancer! Show yourself!
(Junon enters a battle stance as she nimbly dodges a spear)
edited 1st May '18 9:26:19 PM by josh6243
(Another spear flies down and skewers Chey in the back)
"CHEY!"
(...Ford yells out as he rushes to Chey's side. Then, Chey dissolves into blue slime again as the real Chey goes to Ford.)
"Man, I'm so glad I ordered the Make-Your-Own Slime Dummy kit!"
"Slime dummy? I thought it was a clone of yourself!"
"It sort of is."
(bump)
ANNOUNCER: "We'll return to Tropers: The Seri-"
"We get it now, just cut to commercial!"
(cue commercial break)
MAN: "If you're struggling incredibly hard to get to sleep, Try Moon Fizz tablets. It's made with all-natural ingredients and comes in chamomile and vanilla flavors. Moon Fizz tablets are 100% effective and guaranteed to put you to sleep in seconds. One tablet in a glass of milk is all you need.
(The man then plops one of the Moon Fizz tablets into a glass of milk and drinks it.)
MAN: "So if you wanna put a end to restless nights, geee...."
(The man then falls to the floor and goes to sleep.)
ANNOUNCER 2: "Moon Fizz tablets, found wherever CDs of the Captain and Tennille are sold."
edited 1st May '18 11:11:47 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."ANNOUNCER: "After you laugh along with the Tropers of Tropers: The Series,"
(Chey then butts in.)
"Laugh along with the Tropers? How'd y'all expect us to laugh considering the smeg we went thr-
(Chey gets her rant cut short by a clip of a man cuddling with his wife on a couch while their preschool-aged daughter plays with dolls.)
ANNOUNCER: "Stay tuned for Love & Cheese: Afterstory"
"Love & Cheese? Are you kidding me?"
ANNOUNCER: "On tonight's episode, Mark and Sandra's autistic daughter Mandy starts school..."
SANDRA: "Oh, Mark, I hope our baby girl will be alright!"
MARK: "She's not a baby anymore, Sandy. She's growing up."
ANNOUNCER: "...Tragedy strikes for Peter and Tegan in the middle of the night..."
TEGAN: "AHHH! Peter, call the doctor, something's wrong with our baby!"
ANNOUNCER: "....Mel is betrayed..."
MEL: "Colin, how could you?! I gave you the best years of my life!"
COLIN: "I'm sorry, but I love Nicole..."
ANNOUNCER: "And Simon tries to sell Stinking Bishop cheese."
(Cue a shot of a bunch of people leaving the cheese shop gagging)
SIMON: "Come back! How about a wedge at half price?"
ANNOUNCER: "It's all happening tonight after Tropers: The Series on TropeNet!"
(cut back to the Tropers)
ANNOUNCER: "We now return to Tropers: The Series: The Great Troper Race!"
"I can see why they'd want to sell Moon Fizz tablets where Captain and Tennille albums are sold, their music sucks!"
"Watch your language."
"It really does."
"Oh, whatever. Don't we have a staff or something to find? Wait, what's that?"
There's a Humongous Mecha in the background, heading straight for the Tropers...
edited 2nd May '18 6:19:47 AM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!""Yeah, that Love & Cheese revival stunk as bad as the original. But I guess they have a bare-bones schedule, so they're stuck airing reruns of that. By the way, Mandy's first day of school went well, Mel split up with Colin, Simon sold the entire wheel of Stinking Bishop to some weird person, and Tegan miscarried and had a absolute emotional breakdown."
(A small part of the audience boos at Chey)
"What? Some of y'all probably already saw that one."
"Oh, Zarquon..."
edited 2nd May '18 1:18:36 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."(Chey then spots a bush.)
"Hey, Fordie? Wanna go behind that bush with me?"
"Alright."
(And so, Chey and Ford go behind the bush.)
(Chey sticks her head out the bush.)
"Sickos!"
(Chey then gets the jar of blue slime back out and then gets a jar of yellow slime.)
"Yellow slime? Any particular reason why you have that?"
"I ordered two different slime dummy kits; A female slime dummy kit and a male slime dummy kit."
(Chey then opens both jars, takes out some special device, presses the button, and up comes slime dummies of both Chey and Ford.)
"You made a dummy of me? But how?"
"Funny you should ask..."
(Cue a flashback of Chey taking Ford's hairbrush from the bathroom and getting whatever stray hairs were in it. End flashback.)
"I needed some DNA somehow."
"...Fair enough."
"Let's go get some pizza."
"Sounds like a plan."
(And so, they teleported somewhere, probably to Tropey's Pizza or something, thus leaving the two slime clones of Chey and Ford behind. The slime clones then start making out.)
edited 2nd May '18 7:01:27 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Heh, I haven't seen that many spears since... uh... I'll think of something later."
Very good kitty-Cue Noblewoman's Laugh from Revenge as he watches everything go down-
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"

Melody: Ofcourseitsagoodidea! IT'S CHOCOLATE!!!
-runs around the gang at hyper speed-
Ghost!Melody: I wish I could still eeeeat... But I'm just a ghoooooost...
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.