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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54126: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:37:35 PM

"oh fuck this- is the toblerone glowing- MOTHERFUCKER-"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#54127: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:37:46 PM

(Meanwhile, Chey and the others were leaving Schafnase's Käsegeschäft.)
"Thanks for having us, Elias! Hey, come visit us in Tropesburg when you can!"
(Chey then sees the crowd.)
"....uhhh, what the smeg?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#54128: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:38:50 PM

"It's a sacred landmark that should never be destroyed. Of course it glows."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Dec 30th 2021 at 2:39:19 AM

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54129: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:43:12 PM

Cassie flings his gun at Playing, which explodes later before running off to the Toblerone.

"SEE YA, SUCKA!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#54130: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:46:31 PM

Playing, unaffected by the blast, runs after Libre.

"You fool..."

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#54131: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:47:03 PM

"Stay there, y'all..."
(Chey runs through the crowd.)
"IS THAT SMEGGING CHOCOLATE?! I WANT IT!"
(Chey then jumps up, and tries to grab the Toblerone.)
"MY TOBLERONE!!!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Dec 30th 2021 at 4:47:25 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54132: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:47:42 PM

"I HAVEN'T TRIED ONE, YOU FUCKBOAT!" Cassie tackles Chey.

Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 30th 2021 at 5:48:13 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#54134: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:50:24 PM

The Toblerone falls to the ground, shattering into a million pieces. Now no one gets it.

At least the star shard is there.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 30th 2021 at 8:53:22 PM

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54135: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:52:04 PM

"..."

"..."

"..."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#54137: Dec 30th 2021 at 2:53:31 PM

Knife stares. "....I CALL DIBS ON THE GLOWY PART OF THE TOBERONE-" They say, as they lunge at the star shard.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54138: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:02:23 PM

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Cassie lunges at the star shard too.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#54139: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:05:31 PM

(Chey punches Knife and Cassie.)
"NAH, FUCK Y'ALL! MY GLOWY THING!"
(Chey reaches out for the star shard.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#54140: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:12:08 PM

Turning away from the infighting behind him, Tropes finds one of the shattered pieces of Toblerone has a tiny note inside. He reads it.

"For this final shard, we don't want no dramas
Just take a cruise to the Bahamas!"

"Ooh, that'll be fun! I think we need a getaway like tha—"

Like this?

The Nutcracker appears, looking incredibly disheveled and beaten up. He holds the final shard in the air triumphantly.

"I think you cut into the wrong line."

I can't say that bothers me. Anyway, it's over now, tropers! I have one-sixth of the star!

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#54141: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:20:44 PM

Meanwhile, in France

Annnd the tree branch broke, causing Mr. 300 BC to fall to the ground. Ah, okay, now I know how to move the swan boat. Xabby then move the swan boat across the lake while Mr. 300 BC gets up and see that second chance was a total bust. Well, that's not what I wanted. But, hey, thirds time the charm! Mr. 300 BC then heads off where Xabby and Kokichi are heading to.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54142: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:23:56 PM

"CHEY-"

"Game over? More like, GAME ON!"

Cassie flings another exploding gun at the Nutcracker.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#54143: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:27:28 PM

Playing flicks a strand of the nutcracker's hair.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#54144: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:28:57 PM

The nutcracker dodges. However, the explosion takes part of his tin arm off, and...there's a human arm underneath?

You have no idea what you've gotten yourselves into, tropers! From now on, there will never be a merry Christmas! No happy holidays, and say goodbye to season' greetings!

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#54145: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:30:15 PM

Wait, we're speedrunning in France now?

By the time Mr. 300 BC have arrive the restaurant, Xabby and Kokichi has already at the table outside. He then sonic speeds towards the roof of the restaurant and tries to reel, only for the rod to break apart. Oh come on! Why does every time I try to help only for it to- Then, an actual nun show up behind mr. 300 BC. "Excuse me, dear sister, but it's time to worship the Yule Goat." Mr. 300 BC whine as the Nun drag her away.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54146: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:33:47 PM

"Do not encourage me to cancel Valentine's Day. You know the consequences of those and the lunatics seeking to do that."

"And hey. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! I see whatcha trying there and it's not gonna work. I got one (1) Guy that'd fucking kill you REGARDLESS of your dirty tricks and if you pull that piece of shit hoping to change our minds I'll show you the most ABSOLUTE "Change My Mind" meme ever just to flip the tables and birds back at you!"

Cassie twirls another gun.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#54147: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:35:00 PM

...What on Earth is a "Change My mind Meme"?

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#54148: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:36:02 PM

"...you never actually heard of that?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#54149: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:36:38 PM

Playing shows the nutcracker a meme on his broken Blackberry. The meme's an image of a soup kitchen line during the Great Depression, the text reading WHEN YOU [linebreak] CANCEL CHRISTMAS.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#54150: Dec 30th 2021 at 3:36:49 PM

No. What is a 'meme', anyway?

The Nutcracker chuckles sensibly at Playing's meme.

Edited by TropesForever on Dec 30th 2021 at 9:37:50 PM

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