Heeko does not return the favor, as he doesn't give a shit.
"Hey, what if the one who got the goat ended up burning it because they wanted to burn their own little Gavle goat?"
"Anyway anyone wanna rip open the big present?"
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Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"You know, you're kinda-sorta addressing us as if maybe you know us, 'Heeko.'"
"Apologies if we're reading the situation wrong."
"But we don't know you."
"Exactly what do you know, 'Heeko?' Where did you come from? Which of our many backstories have you wormed your way into?"
The seals then immediately start ignoring Heeko and address the people showing interest in the Yule Goat.
"Exactly, Cassie! That's why we've got to somehow let everyone know about the Yule Goat, so nothing bad like that happens!"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real."Would anyone believe me that I was formerly eating shit? Nope. So shut up."
"...WHAT!?" Is all Cassie yells after the wrapping paper comes off.
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Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"I refuse to divulge." Heeko answers to the Harpers, conveniently omitting the fact that he was in hell when he ate shit.
...cassie w-
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Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"..."
The mysterious redhead gains the effect of Regen.
"Oh, so we do have magic in this continuity!
"If it's convenient to remember that, yes."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."Awwwwww shitballs, you all get the cool stuff!"
Cassie noticeably has the big box's lid ready already, by the way.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Well, hey, once we hit level 7 and can cast 4th-level spells, we can... wait, no, that's D&D, not Final Fantasy.
"Implying we work on a coherent magic system and not just whatever's most hilarious in the moment.
"How did you go from not knowing we had magic to complete expert in how it works in the space of ten seconds?
"Because that's what'd be funniest in this moment."
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.

"How about you fuck off, you silly seals." This one goes to the Harpers.
"Do I give as much care about the "goblins" or whatever traffic you had to face? This one goes to Chibi.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category