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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#53476: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:01:55 PM

"How about you fuck off, you silly seals." This one goes to the Harpers.

"Do I give as much care about the "goblins" or whatever traffic you had to face? This one goes to Chibi.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#53477: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:04:10 PM

"Im in."

She also flipped that guy who been rude to her.

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#53478: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:06:54 PM

Somewhere in the apartment, there is a giant Christmas present, about the size of a Christmas tree. Maybe it's always been there, maybe it only appeared just now, somehow. Who knows. Who cares.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#53479: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:07:14 PM

Heeko does not return the favor, as he doesn't give a shit.


"Hey, what if the one who got the goat ended up burning it because they wanted to burn their own little Gavle goat?"

"Anyway anyone wanna rip open the big present?"

Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 21st 2021 at 9:07:40 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#53480: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:07:58 PM

She watched this crap go down and just... gets a cup of coffee and chills it with magic in her hand. Cue her sipping coffee again.

"Huh. Ok then."

Edited by sci300768 on Dec 21st 2021 at 6:10:26 AM

aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#53481: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:10:16 PM

"You know, you're kinda-sorta addressing us as if maybe you know us, 'Heeko.'"

"Apologies if we're reading the situation wrong."

"But we don't know you."

"Exactly what do you know, 'Heeko?' Where did you come from? Which of our many backstories have you wormed your way into?"

The seals then immediately start ignoring Heeko and address the people showing interest in the Yule Goat.

"Exactly, Cassie! That's why we've got to somehow let everyone know about the Yule Goat, so nothing bad like that happens!"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
HuneyB you know, like... nya! from the Since: Dec, 2020
you know, like... nya!
#53482: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:14:29 PM

"I did it... I defeated the Krampus..."

Huney takes the wrapping paper off. "Thanks for helping Knife you can get up."

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#53483: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:14:40 PM

“Another thing” Guy yells out “if you see a helper of Santa, beat them up!”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#53484: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:15:30 PM

"Would anyone believe me that I was formerly eating shit? Nope. So shut up."


"...WHAT!?" Is all Cassie yells after the wrapping paper comes off.

Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 21st 2021 at 9:16:22 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#53485: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:16:41 PM

"I'm sorry, wait, you were eating shit?"

"That... doesn't sound healthy. Are you okay?"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#53486: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:16:54 PM

Knife looks absolutely blank. She's still alive. But no thoughts, head empty. She nods along with Huney.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
HuneyB you know, like... nya! from the Since: Dec, 2020
you know, like... nya!
#53487: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:20:31 PM

"Hey is that a Christmas present? Knife, did you get me this?"

Heather approaches the comically sized present.

"You shouldn't have!" She says, stabbing the box through with a giant knife to open it.

Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#53488: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:21:44 PM

"Anyways we gonna make a costume of the Yule Mule?" She waved her body about.

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#53489: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:25:12 PM

The present screams in pain.

Wait, it was alive?

Well, as it turns out, someone alive was in there. Inside the present is a young redheaded woman wearing glasses, jeans, runners sneakers and a purple hoodie.

And she's bleeding out from her torso.

Whoops.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#53490: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:25:30 PM

"Mental reset complete...danger mode exited...I. Present?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
HuneyB you know, like... nya! from the Since: Dec, 2020
you know, like... nya!
#53491: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:31:45 PM

"You gifted me a lady?! She's bleeding though, should probably return it."

Huney takes out bandages and wraps it around her.

"Hey what's up?"

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#53492: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:35:49 PM

Knife's eyes widen. "I gave that? ..Am I a mom? Everything's spinning..."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#53493: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:39:48 PM

"I refuse to divulge." Heeko answers to the Harpers, conveniently omitting the fact that he was in hell when he ate shit.


"MMMMMMM, YEAH, HUNEY, GOOD! STAB THE BOX OPEN! BEST WAY TO DETERMINE THE CONTENTS CUZ THE TRAFFIC GOBLINS LIKE TO TROLL?!"

...cassie w-

Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 21st 2021 at 9:41:04 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#53494: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:40:09 PM

The lady is bandaged. She's looking pretty teary-eyed.

"I-I had this whole epic intro planned..." she whines. "I didn't wanna make my debut like this!"

HuneyB you know, like... nya! from the Since: Dec, 2020
you know, like... nya!
#53495: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:41:15 PM

"Mmaaaaan, I'm really sorry..." For probably the first time in Huney's life she actually felt bad about something.

"Uhhh... look. I'll just close the box back up and we can just start again, okay? Will that work?"

wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#53496: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:41:25 PM

"..."

Sylvi uses Regen.
The mysterious redhead gains the effect of Regen.

"Oh, so we do have magic in this continuity!

"If it's convenient to remember that, yes."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#53497: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:43:10 PM

"Awwwwww shitballs, you all get the cool stuff!"

Cassie noticeably has the big box's lid ready already, by the way.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#53498: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:44:45 PM

The lady nods. She seems quite content with that compromise.

HuneyB you know, like... nya! from the Since: Dec, 2020
you know, like... nya!
#53499: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:45:24 PM

Huney closes up the box, stepping back and clearing her throat.

"Wow, did somebody bring this box in? What could it be!"

wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#53500: Dec 21st 2021 at 6:46:42 PM

"Well, hey, once we hit level 7 and can cast 4th-level spells, we can... wait, no, that's D&D, not Final Fantasy.

"Implying we work on a coherent magic system and not just whatever's most hilarious in the moment.

"How did you go from not knowing we had magic to complete expert in how it works in the space of ten seconds?

"Because that's what'd be funniest in this moment."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.

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