. . .Yeah, she is still bouncing in the mall pinball due to whatever the fuck Libre did in his situation. Great, and here I thought Briya gonna get arrested again for killing birds, but nope, it's pretty much the catch of not be able to die due to being a Demi god. KOKICHI, HELP ME! I'M FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! I mean, she didn't fall and can't stand, but she needs someone to catch her so she can stop bouncing around at the speed of sound.
“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall"...what the fuck?"
"Welp, I'm outta here, you silly idiot!"
...the green-haired guy grabs the eyeball back from Cassie's grip and runs off the mall.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryThe Gnome Landlord steps out of the hole in the wood, hands behind his miniscule back.
"Ah, a new tenant," he says. "Do you have an appointment?"
Meanwhile, at the mall, the Tropers might start to notice that more and more crows are starting to fill the place, many of them flashing police badges at the workers and customers. The mall is truly starting to feel like quite the congregation, with many of the birds stalking the customers from atop cieling perches, or conspiring with each other in shadowed corners. They seem to be looking for something.... Or someone.
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 19th 2021 at 6:54:20 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Kedves Isten, who invited the police to this place? Shouldn't they know how much of a global disruption it is to my business!?" A spherical rock being
◊ complains.
"I see.... Mistress eva," the gnome says with disdain. "We need to talk about your performance."
The gnome landlord ushers for her to follow him. Though only her head and shoulders can fit through the hole, the gnome doesn't seem to mind, and takes a seat at his desk across from the entrance.
"Now, my sources tell me the customer is deeply dissatisfied with your service here. Would you like to tell me what this is about?"
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 19th 2021 at 9:56:44 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsteras she sticks her head through the hole with no great level of comfort, amy/"eva" realises she has no fucking idea what the shit he's talking about and out of all the things she's stolen purloined today she hasn't exactly found the time to cross "patience" off the shopping list
sighhhhh
just five more minutes, what's the hurry
no rush
just yknow a stolen nuke to safely stash and not shove down the throat of this gnome
"...what customer, if i may so politely ask?"
Edited by DontJinxUs on Dec 19th 2021 at 11:02:17 PM
A group of seals weave through the crowd surrounding Playing's chip shop, carrying boxes and boxes of VHSs. The films are all titles that do not, in fact, exist, except one which is Manos: The Hands of Fate but produced by and starring completely different people. It's still No Budget, though.
"Crappy old movies from a timeline where France kept Florida and Quebec until the late 1800s!"
"Lowest prices you'll find anywhere - indeed, the only prices you'll find anywhere!"
Several people in the crowd purchase the movies. One starts to wonder why so many people want VHS tapes of all things.
Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Dec 19th 2021 at 5:39:21 AM
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real."What the fuck are these birds doing here!? ...wait, why is my voice stuck booming like this?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Does any of this sound familiar?"
The landlord turns his computer around for "eva" to see. It is open to a Yelp page, with one quite scathing review. The review reads:
"Terrible service. Utterly reprehensible. I was left waiting the entire day for Bambi on ps2. Hours before I hear any word. Run into her at the mall, selling body pillows. No respect for the craft. After another several hours, finally brings me Bambi ~Remastered~ on ps4, then burns it with a blowtorch and smashes it with a hammer right in front of me. Would be 0 stars but she kinda cute tho"
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 20th 2021 at 8:26:27 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterthe actual "eva" has no idea who the fuck this "eva" is, let alone what she's been doing under her (fake) name
and how dare this "eva" be cuter than her
"...i believe there's been a misunderstanding here. did you ask about this 'eva's' capitalisation like i told you?"
let's hope this works
"because that sounds like Eva with an uppercase E. very mischievous little shit, that one. i believe i specified my name to have a lowercase e. very easy mistake to make, it happens a lot."
she puts on the sweetest smile she can - i.e. like a step away from committing gnome genocide
"Hmmm...." the Gnome Landlord rifles theough the papers on his desk. "Where was it... Ah, here. Yes, it looks here like it is indeed spelled with a lowercase 'e'. There have been no uppercase E Evas here during the past 24 hours. Though now that I think about it... You did look a bit different last time you came here..."
One of the birds that Knife approaches looks at her with beady eyes.
"We're looking for someone," the crow says. "Wears a robe and wizard hat. Prime suspect in a murder case just this morning. Have you seen them?"
The bird flashes its police badge to prove it's legit.
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 20th 2021 at 3:59:33 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsteramy tries her best not to strangle the landlord as she continues
"...yes. exactly. the girl you've been working with is clearly an imposter trying to get a cheap buck with some good old identity fraud, i should know, i've done it better. at least they could've actually tried keeping up a good cover."
she's stuffing the nuke, which is very much not in briya's possession anymore, into her umbrella as she closes it to make a very bulgy umbrella, but a very hidden nuke
"out of curiosity, what did this... other 'Eva' look like? for comparison purposes, obviously."
"Uaugh!" the Gnome Landlord nearly jumps out of his seat when Chibi appears. "When did you get here?!"
He clears his throat, straightening his hat suit. "Ahem, regardless...."
He then gives a completely detailed description of TropesForever.
Edited by Afterwards on Dec 20th 2021 at 4:16:54 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

. . .and the passerby that Libre yeeted hit Xabby, which is good news that she was going to get run over by the golf cart and no longer has to. . . . The catch is that due to Demi gods can't fucking die due by anything, she is pretty much bouncing around in a mall like the pinball in a pinball machine. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Edited by Xabbynip09 on Dec 19th 2021 at 8:29:23 AM
“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall