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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51826: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:03:59 PM

"That's enough! I've waited for long enough!! Accept what you've been gifted and move outta the way!!!" I lunge directly at CG.


"Yeesh, that looked like a rough fall. You good?"

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:05:04 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#51827: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:06:45 PM

While After is fighting CG, the seals... wait, were the seals even here before? Who knows. Anyway, they walk up and rattle off all their information before After has a chance to object.

"Harper, Sealy, February 31 1926, Sunflora Apartments, Amatsu-Mikaboshi, shoe size 0." One seal then produces a certificate of graduation from Oxford dated 1073 and a signed note from a doctor stating that "Mx. Harper Sealy and associates must take work off today ([insert date several months prior to the seals' appearance on the show]) because they are fucking seals why are they even in my office what the hell." Also a photo of them eating cereal in the apartment to prove they live there.

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Nov 25th 2021 at 5:10:22 AM

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
DontJinxUs Since: Jun, 2016
#51828: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:08:40 PM

amy just grunts and nods in annoyance, still death glaring cg and the others, before dusting herself off and getting back up, nursing her probably bruised back

she's usually better at dodging

she whispers to ivy
"let's just go before they figure out i'm the one who stole their car."

Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 25th 2021 at 10:10:57 PM

Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51829: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:12:53 PM

CG pulls out her Colt 1911 after Anastasia gets her new ID. She fires it at After, shooting him in the shoulder.

"Next!"

Now it was Marie Antoinette's turn to get her new ID as she stood patiently to get her pic taken.

CG for short
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#51830: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:15:03 PM

"Next? Can I shoot next when he does it again!?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#51831: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:15:28 PM

"Doris, why are you a sexist who hates women and is misogynistic?"

Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51832: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:18:11 PM

I stagger backwards, my ears ringing, a nasty bloody wound at my shoulder. I hold onto my shoulder tightly as I struggle to keep my balance.

"What the hell... You... You shot me! Excuse me! Did anyone see that?! She shot me!! Police! Police!"

I knock on the Giant Robot Police Chief vehemently. "Excuse me, Officer!! She shot me, and is also cheating her way into getting two IDs!! Arrest her!!!!"


"Oh speaking of which, I have no car, so we're hotwiring this here bus."

Ivy starts climbing into the Chey Bus.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:19:39 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51833: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:19:25 PM

"Hoi! It was self defense! Also I'm just getting new IDs for them as they got the wrong pictures!"

CG yeets the mistake IDs to After.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:19:49 AM

CG for short
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51834: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:20:34 PM

"Everyone else had to take what they got! You aren't special!!!" I formchange my Keyblade into Laser Blaster form and shoot CG in the shoulder.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51835: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:22:44 PM

CG tries dodging the beam but she was too slow and got hit regardless. She held her wound.

"How dumb are you! My face isn't supposed to be on Marie Antoinette's ID! Her face is meant to be on there! Have you read the names on those cards?!"

If After looks at the cards, he'll noticed that they're the IDs for Anastasia, Marie Antoinette and her kids and such they have their info but they all have CG's face on them.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:23:39 AM

CG for short
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51836: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:27:31 PM

"Coleberry's card had a typo in his name! Nearly everyone else's ID had something weird happen to them!!! THAT'S THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!"

I scream, letting out a massive wave of pure undistilled frustration that carries enough force to blow the whole CG crew to the ground.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:28:06 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#51837: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:34:02 PM

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

...oh god Libre's just screaming along for no reason.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51838: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:34:36 PM

As CG is sent flying, she glances over to After.

"What do you mean that's a joke? What if they go to jail because my face is on their stupid IDs!?"

Meanwhile, the rest made it out but Anastasia fell on her knee and scraped it.

"Someone needs to stop him!"

Anastasia thinks for a moment before getting an idea. She scans the line and spots Briya.

"BRIYYYYAAA!" She shouts. "AFTER'S GONE CRAZY!!! CAN YOU STOP HIM!?!"

CG for short
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51839: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:35:49 PM

"Oh, come on!" I hide myself behind Giant Robot Police Chief.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:36:49 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51840: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:36:04 PM

She heard yelling? One teleport later... she sees the scene.

"Let me deal with him."

The BFG goes into her bag and her sniper rifle is now in her hands. It was on her back. She aims and fires at After, aiming for the chest.

"Done."

Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51841: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:38:03 PM

"Thanks, Briya!" Anastasia shouted from the distance.

CG fell back first on the ground, breaking a bunch of bones.

"Anastasia! Go finish Marie's kids' IDs!"

Anastasia heads to the camera thing. It's now Therese's turn..

She takes a picture and gives the new ID to Therese. Last but not least, Louis-Charles stands in line.

"Alright, say cheese!"

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:38:58 AM

CG for short
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51842: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:38:57 PM

Knife wakes up from the screaming, and heads out.

"Ugggh...seriously?! I was doing something important and you guys are fighting without me?! Unfair!"

Knife unfolds her wings in a glowing metal circle around her, and begins shooting razor sharp knives at Briya.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#51843: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:40:09 PM

"FOLKS WATCH OUT WE GOT A METAL ANGEL-"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51844: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:40:29 PM

She dodges like a mad woman, but gets hit in the leg with a knife. She falls over and yanks the knife out before healing herself.

"CG told me to shoot After! I just heard shoot someone!"

She aims her sniper rifle at Knife now, ready to fire but not shooting her.

DontJinxUs Since: Jun, 2016
#51845: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:40:51 PM

amy looks

mildly miffed at having to steal her second vehicle of the day
she looks back at the chaos behind her and decides she'd rather be outside than in

well, in for a penny

"...fine."

she climbs in with ivy and starts hotwiring the bus, like she's done this a thousand times before

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#51846: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:42:50 PM

"Pulling out the boys!? Those aren't the boys, these are the boys!"

...and Libre pulls out a fucking. Index card. No joke.

Edited by SomeLibre on Nov 25th 2021 at 6:43:23 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51847: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:43:34 PM

"Oh, no, a sniper rifle. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo scared. What're you gonna do, shoot me?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51848: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:44:48 PM

I get shot through the chest with a sniper rifle and die instantly.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:45:40 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51849: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:45:17 PM

"Hey, lets go target After. He's the one who caused trouble."

She's now aiming at After. Again.

"What? I was told After was causing trouble."

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51850: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:45:32 PM

Giant Robot Police Chief looks around. Everybody stop committing crimes.

Doris, meanwhile, asks, Can I get a date of birth, Mr. Wards?

Huzzah

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