While After is fighting CG, the seals... wait, were the seals even here before? Who knows. Anyway, they walk up and rattle off all their information before After has a chance to object.
"Harper, Sealy, February 31 1926, Sunflora Apartments, Amatsu-Mikaboshi, shoe size 0." One seal then produces a certificate of graduation from Oxford dated 1073 and a signed note from a doctor stating that "Mx. Harper Sealy and associates must take work off today ([insert date several months prior to the seals' appearance on the show]) because they are fucking seals why are they even in my office what the hell." Also a photo of them eating cereal in the apartment to prove they live there.
Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Nov 25th 2021 at 5:10:22 AM
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.amy just grunts and nods in annoyance, still death glaring cg and the others, before dusting herself off and getting back up, nursing her probably bruised back
she's usually better at dodging
she whispers to ivy
"let's just go before they figure out i'm the one who stole their car."
Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 25th 2021 at 10:10:57 PM
"Next? Can I shoot next when he does it again!?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryI stagger backwards, my ears ringing, a nasty bloody wound at my shoulder. I hold onto my shoulder tightly as I struggle to keep my balance.
"What the hell... You... You shot me! Excuse me! Did anyone see that?! She shot me!! Police! Police!"
I knock on the Giant Robot Police Chief vehemently. "Excuse me, Officer!! She shot me, and is also cheating her way into getting two IDs!! Arrest her!!!!"
"Oh speaking of which, I have no car, so we're hotwiring this here bus."
Ivy starts climbing into the Chey Bus.
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:19:39 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterCG tries dodging the beam but she was too slow and got hit regardless. She held her wound.
"How dumb are you! My face isn't supposed to be on Marie Antoinette's ID! Her face is meant to be on there! Have you read the names on those cards?!"
If After looks at the cards, he'll noticed that they're the IDs for Anastasia, Marie Antoinette and her kids and such they have their info but they all have CG's face on them.
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:23:39 AM
CG for short"Coleberry's card had a typo in his name! Nearly everyone else's ID had something weird happen to them!!! THAT'S THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!"
I scream, letting out a massive wave of pure undistilled frustration that carries enough force to blow the whole CG crew to the ground.
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:28:06 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
...oh god Libre's just screaming along for no reason.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryAs CG is sent flying, she glances over to After.
"What do you mean that's a joke? What if they go to jail because my face is on their stupid IDs!?"
Meanwhile, the rest made it out but Anastasia fell on her knee and scraped it.
"Someone needs to stop him!"
Anastasia thinks for a moment before getting an idea. She scans the line and spots Briya.
"BRIYYYYAAA!" She shouts. "AFTER'S GONE CRAZY!!! CAN YOU STOP HIM!?!"
CG for short"Thanks, Briya!" Anastasia shouted from the distance.
CG fell back first on the ground, breaking a bunch of bones.
"Anastasia! Go finish Marie's kids' IDs!"
Anastasia heads to the camera thing. It's now Therese's turn..
She takes a picture and gives the new ID to Therese. Last but not least, Louis-Charles stands in line.
"Alright, say cheese!"
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:38:58 AM
CG for shortKnife wakes up from the screaming, and heads out.
"Ugggh...seriously?! I was doing something important and you guys are fighting without me?! Unfair!"
Knife unfolds her wings in a glowing metal circle around her, and begins shooting razor sharp knives at Briya.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."FOLKS WATCH OUT WE GOT A METAL ANGEL-"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Pulling out the boys!? Those aren't the boys, these are the boys!"
...and Libre pulls out a fucking. Index card. No joke.
Edited by SomeLibre on Nov 25th 2021 at 6:43:23 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

"That's enough! I've waited for long enough!! Accept what you've been gifted and move outta the way!!!" I lunge directly at CG.
"Yeesh, that looked like a rough fall. You good?"
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:05:04 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster