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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51801: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:29:40 AM

"Wait. I seem to have stopped caring."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51802: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:31:44 AM

"Winston Smith from 1984, 1984, Libra, doublepluslarge."

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51803: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:36:02 AM

Too late, Lib just did explain. Also, who the FUCK wants to stan Junko?! People complain that Kokichi fake his death in Chapter 3 and here am I, sitting on my ass while talking to people in a danganronpa forum, just post "Yeah, but at least Kokichi didn't kill anybody to fake his death like Junko did."

...

Aaaand that's how I got ban permanently on a Danganronpa forum. The visual novel, not the actual one cause Kokichi might got bored while waiting and decided to listen to our conversation. No shit, Sherlock

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51804: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:36:40 AM

I have fallen asleep in my chair.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51805: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:39:05 AM

Cue Xabby bringing out a music box, playing dearly beloved and set it next to After. Then she put kingdom hearts theme blanket and baby mobile around After. He's been a butt monkey for three episodes now, let him be. Are you sure about that?

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51806: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:45:42 AM

Smith’s ID zeeps out. Keep it moving, next!

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51807: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:47:27 AM

Gumby approaches the desk.

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51808: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:50:21 AM

I’ll need your information, clay man.

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51809: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:51:24 AM

Which information? Same as him?

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51810: Nov 25th 2021 at 12:52:46 AM

Don’t be silly. First name, last name, date of birth, gender, address, proof of address, two documents to prove you’re you, zodiac sign, shoe size. Like everyone else.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 25th 2021 at 2:53:09 PM

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51811: Nov 25th 2021 at 1:01:50 AM

Gumby, Gumby, September 2nd 1955, clay, Sunflora Apartments, Virgo, varies.

He places his driver's license, his birth certificate, and a copy of the apartment lease on the desk.

Hermes quickly places his papers on the desk as well. All the relevant information is enclosed, in an extremely organized manner.

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 25th 2021 at 7:02:51 PM

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51812: Nov 25th 2021 at 1:06:28 AM

Without a moment, the IDs for Gumby and Hermes both zeep out.

Next.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 25th 2021 at 3:06:43 AM

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51813: Nov 25th 2021 at 1:11:21 AM

Tropes is next.

"Uh, Tropes, Forever...about two decades ago...Sunflora Apartments, male...Ovembernay...B positive."

He places a copy of a copy of the lease, an extremely aged letter comfirming his honourary knighthood from Queen Victoria, and a death warrant from North Korea with his name and face on it on the desk.

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51814: Nov 25th 2021 at 6:06:12 AM

Doris nods her head solemnly. Soon, the light does the flashing, and the ID does the zeeping, and Doris does the Next.ing.

Huzzah
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51815: Nov 25th 2021 at 11:03:49 AM

CG and the rest of her companions are next.

"Here!" She shouts. "By the way, we're a group so we're getting our IDs together!

CG for short
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51816: Nov 25th 2021 at 11:05:28 AM

Doris rolls her eyes. Of course, the DMV is famous for its group exercises. Alright, let’s get your first names, last names, dates of birth, addresses, proofs of addresses, two documents each that prove you are all who you say you are, zodiac signs, and shoe sizes, please.

Huzzah
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51817: Nov 25th 2021 at 11:19:34 AM

"Finally."

CG passes everyone's documents - which include birth certificates (which with the exception of CG's are 100% forged but still contain accurate details), shot records, her driver's license, and even printed out copies of the Wikipedia articles about the historical figures - in advance.

"Alright, lightning speed round to make things easier, starting with me! Mangalica "Cutegirl920fire" Porkchop —argh old name but have to say it for legal reasons—, 08/10/20XX, Tropersburg Apartment, Leo, and um I think an 8?"

"Next is the Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia, 6/5/1901, Tropesburg Apartment, Taurus and 6.9?"

"Then, we have Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna AKA Marie Antoinette, 11/02/1755, Tropesburg Apartment, Libria, and a 7."

"Then, there's Marie-Therese Charlotte, Madame Royal; 12/19/1778, Tropesburg Apartment, Sagittarius, and a 6 and a half."

"And lastly, Louis XVII, once known as Louis Charles, Duke of Normandy and Dauphin of France; 03/27/1785, Tropesburge Apartment, Pisces, and a 5."

By now CG is exhausted, having said all of that and in hindsight, was that really a lightning speed round?

CG for short
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51818: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:43:44 PM

Doris flashes and clacks about, five ID’s zeep out of the machine. They seem mostly accurate, other than the fact that the camera seems to have taken five pictures of CG.

Next.

Huzzah
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51819: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:45:54 PM

CG takes a look at the IDs

"Wait a minute!"

CG shows the IDs that aren't hers to Doris.

"My face is not supposed to be on them! Their faces should be shown on their IDs!"

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Nov 25th 2021 at 2:46:06 AM

CG for short
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51820: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:47:03 PM

Miss, please wait your turn in line. Next.

Huzzah
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51821: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:48:18 PM

"No goddamn it! Look Marie Antoinette's face is supposed to be her ID, not mine!"

She shoves Marie Antoinette in front of Doris.

"Please retake everyone else's!"

CG for short
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51822: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:49:11 PM

Miss, you are causing a disturbance. Next.

Huzzah
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51823: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:52:41 PM

"ENOUGH!!!" I formchange my Keyblade into Chains of Oglogoth, ensnaring CG and her crew in their grasp and dragging them to the back of the line.

Finally, I slam my arms onto the desk with the force of my whole body, seething with unbridled rage.

"I have had ENOUGH. First name After, last name Wards. Write that the FUCK down."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#51824: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:59:35 PM

"God freaking dammnit Alter!" CG runs back to the front of the line, while Anastasia drags the rest. CG grabs the camera thing that's used to make IDs.

"Alright, everyone! Stand in line as I take your pictures and give you new IDs."

Anastasia was the first to stand in a selfmade line.

CG for short
DontJinxUs Since: Jun, 2016
#51825: Nov 25th 2021 at 3:00:59 PM

them getting yote to the back of the line at hihg speeds rams them straight into amy as she tries to leave with ivy, knocking her over, her cap falling off to reveal her messy mop of hair

she just death glares the shit out of them as they run back to the front of the line before trying to redon her cap


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