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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51351: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:35:34 PM

Taco eventually ends up driving close to Briya. “Oh hey! It’s... uh... you! Uh, did you happen to know where Aeneas Pike ended up?”

————

Giant Robot Police Chief jumps forward, ending up behind the CG-mobile. He places his foot directly in its path.

————

Doris, the DMV lady, calls out Next. It’s Guy’s turn.

Huzzah
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51352: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:37:33 PM

“Ok ma’am” Guy says putting down his old ID “I am here for the new one.”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51353: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:38:11 PM

. . . . . . . . She has just enough sanity to ask Taco something.

"Taco, why did you think that the DMV... WAS A GOOD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"

The BFG is aimed at the ground right now. Which is still a bad idea, but better than being aimed at him.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51354: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:38:32 PM

Seeing Taco near, Tropes tries to blend in with the people next to him. Unfortunately, the people next to him are Ariana Grande and Gumby.

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 23rd 2021 at 9:44:30 PM

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51355: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:40:17 PM

"Hey. Kid." In line in front of Briya is a young woman with hair done in ponytails, dyed green at the tips. "Clearly you haven't been in Tropesburg very long. Listen, no one's having a good time here, alright? Stop throwing a little temper tantrum and just wait it out." She turns back around, studying her nails. "I'm sure you've got nothing better to do anyways..."

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
DontJinxUs Since: Jun, 2016
#51356: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:41:05 PM

at the calls for brutality
"weeeeell that ain't encouraging."

her reverse driving skills ain't good enough to swerve around the robot so plan b

she undoes her seatbelt, grabs her bag and cracks open the door - time to bail

she floors the gas and swerves slightly to ram the police chief's foot at an angle - throwing her out of the car with the momentum

she rolls and takes off at a full sprint towards the nearest building, pointing the thing in her free hand directly behind her at the coppers

it appears to be a contraption made from a bunch of camera flashes tied together

she pulls the trigger

"say cheese."

Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 23rd 2021 at 10:44:52 PM

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51357: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:41:52 PM

“I didn’t come up with the idea of a DMV, there’s one in every town in the United States. How else are we supposed to get people ID’s and such in a sensible manner?”

In response to the woman in green text, he says “Yeah, listen to this lady, she gets it. In fact, why don’t you move up a couple spaces in line miss...?”

————

Gonna need a first name, a last name, gender, date of birth, address, proof of address, two documents proving you are who you say you are, your zodiac sign, and your shoe size.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 23rd 2021 at 5:43:35 AM

Huzzah
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51358: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:42:49 PM

. . . She keeps her thoughts to herself. Mainly... swearing.

"I am barely holding myself together here and I'm one step away from giving a certain someone a world of pain. The only reason I have not is because I would be in the blast radius. Now let me grumble, at least it distracts me from blowing something up. Again."

She groans and waits in line, BFG pointed at the ground.

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51359: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:47:29 PM

Knife sighs, and just flies to the DMV themself. Man, the fucking audacity of some people, she thinks.


The cop doesn't stop at the flashes, and just...keeps running. Even whilst blinded. Right through the building and out.

" I WILL catch you, you uh...you illegal activity doer! Yeah!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51360: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:48:43 PM

"Why thank you, kind sir!" The girl in green says in mock politeness. She winks at Briya and flashes a forked-tongue smile at her as she moves up in line.


"Oh Chev look, it's Ariana and Gumby!" the man in pink sunglasses waves at the two. "Let's see if they'll let us cut in line."

The man struts over to Ariana and calls out excitedly, "Ariana! How have you been, girl? I haven't seen you since... Oh, was it the bowling match?"

The large man nods silently at Gumby.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51361: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:53:46 PM

Ariana smiles.

"Mike!! It's been WAY too long. I thought you'd skipped town after Ricky demolished you in the match."

She looks somber for a second, remembering Ricky.

Meanwhile, the green girl's moving up in the line has brought Tropes face-to-face with Taco. He desperately tries to look inconspicous.

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This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51362: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:57:28 PM

“Ummm well” Guy gulp before biting the bullet “Guy no last name given, November the eight of 1997, 3917” Guy moves his hand into his jacket and takes out a credit card with his name and then pulling out two papers one is of a birth certificate with the Guy the last name ripped off and the other paper is a law sue of Guy with the same name last removed “my symbol is a scorpio and my shoe sizes is eight”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51363: Nov 23rd 2021 at 3:59:09 PM

“Oh, hey Tropes! What are you doing at the DMV?”

————

...No last name given, that’s all one word, or several, hyphenated?

————

Giant Robot Police Chief, in response to the lights, staggers around, accidentally knocking a few buildings down, to the danger of the people below.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 23rd 2021 at 6:00:41 AM

Huzzah
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51364: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:00:53 PM

"Hey, Taco!"

"..."

"Weaccidentallykilledpikeduringthepeacesummitsomeoneputbombsinourroastandheateitandblewup!"

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51365: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:02:46 PM

The cop, Bowie, begins to snap out of it. "Wait. WAIT, where did the driver go-oh no."

She looks at Giant Robot Police Chief knocking down buildings, and sighs. "Not again." She begins climbing up the chief, attempting to subdue him...continently losing track of Homie's character.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:02:56 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
DontJinxUs Since: Jun, 2016
#51366: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:03:49 PM

realising the literal blade-runner is blinded and relentless, the girl just slows and quietly veers to the thin alley to the side instead, letting her run past... and just keep on running through the building

yeah good luck with that buddy

guess their protocols on public property damage aren't as strict as she thought

and looks like the big guy's having a ton of trouble - which conveniently distracted bowie too, that'll buy a few seconds

that... was way easier than it usually is, the girl thinks as she slips away down the thin alley out of sight

Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 23rd 2021 at 11:15:03 PM

Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51367: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:06:27 PM

Mike Uchi does the sign of the cross over his chest as he hears Ricky's name. "Oh, no, we met up later and I demolished him in the golf tournament, my the Lord rest his soul." He pauses for a second to honor Ricky. "Anyways, do you think we could cut behind you? I've GOT to catch you up on what Beyonce told me the other day..."


Suddenly, "La Cucaracha" plays on a megaphone as a large bus speeds into the DMV parking lot. The sides of the bus are painted with images of dripping blood and spiderwebs and all sorts of creepy things, with the logo of Torgo Towers right in the center. The driver, a horrifying clown, pulls the bus to a stop, before opening the doors as a number of strange people file out.

"If you ask me, I think eldritch monstrosities shouldn't need state-issued IDs," says Helen Richardson, still in her concierge outfit.

"Oh, come off it, Helen," says Frankenstein's monster, head deep in a thick book. "I'm sure there's a good reason for this new law."

"This better be quick," says Dr. Victor Frankenstein, walking hunched over, his lab coat trailing behind him. "I need to get back to my ungodly experiments!"

Behind them follows a tall, thin man in a black suit and tie, with legs that seem to sink into the ground instead of having feet. He is so tall in fact that his face is obscured from the camera, and he says nothing, merely adjusting his tie as he follows the others.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:07:58 AM

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51368: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:06:38 PM

“Yeah yeah yeah, that’s great Tropes. You think that chick in green was into me? Be honest, I can take it.”

Huzzah
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51369: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:09:09 PM

“I just have no last name”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#51370: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:09:15 PM

Amidst all the chaos and car crashes, Kokichi managed to run to the DMV on foot. "Hey, guys! Uh... Two questions: one, is this where I need to go to get my Tropesburg ID and two, why are there police everywhere?!"

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51371: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:10:46 PM

"I didn't see any...I mean, yeah! Of course, any sane woman would be into you!"

"Be my guest! I LIVE for Beyonce tea."

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 23rd 2021 at 10:11:12 PM

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51372: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:11:13 PM

...You want one?, Doris flatly asks.

————

“No need to fluff my ego, Tropes, I do that plenty myself. You know, I’ve been thinking of venturing back out into the dating world, now that I’ve got such a handle on being a Mayor.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 23rd 2021 at 6:13:39 AM

Huzzah
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51373: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:15:49 PM

"So get this," Mike half covers his mouth and speaks in a low voice. Most of his words are obscured over the crowd, but snippets can be heard.

"So she was all like..."

"And then I was all like..."

"And then she was like no way, and I was like yes way..."

"And I said, how dare you say that about my aunt's cousin's upstairs neighbor's best friend's third cousin-in-law twice removed...."

"And she said, don't you ever come near me or my uncle's brother's downstairs neighbor's worst enemy's second cousin-in-law three times removed again."

He finishes with a roll of his eyes. "Can you believe her?"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51374: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:17:50 PM

Ariana's mouth is agape.

"The NERVE of that woman! Did I ever tell you about the time she..."

More hushed whispers.


"Yeah! That could be great for you. Behind every great man — wait, sorry, no ego fluffing — behind every man is a woman!"

"Except for men who aren't into women, of course."

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 23rd 2021 at 10:20:34 PM

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51375: Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:21:45 PM

Mike's eyes widen with every word. "She did NOT!" he gasps.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

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