"Hey. Kid." In line in front of Briya is a young woman with hair done in ponytails, dyed green at the tips. "Clearly you haven't been in Tropesburg very long. Listen, no one's having a good time here, alright? Stop throwing a little temper tantrum and just wait it out." She turns back around, studying her nails. "I'm sure you've got nothing better to do anyways..."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterat the calls for brutality
"weeeeell that ain't encouraging."
her reverse driving skills ain't good enough to swerve around the robot so plan b
she undoes her seatbelt, grabs her bag and cracks open the door - time to bail
she floors the gas and swerves slightly to ram the police chief's foot at an angle - throwing her out of the car with the momentum
she rolls and takes off at a full sprint towards the nearest building, pointing the thing in her free hand directly behind her at the coppers
it appears to be a contraption made from a bunch of camera flashes tied together
she pulls the trigger
"say cheese."
Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 23rd 2021 at 10:44:52 PM
“I didn’t come up with the idea of a DMV, there’s one in every town in the United States. How else are we supposed to get people ID’s and such in a sensible manner?”
In response to the woman in green text, he says “Yeah, listen to this lady, she gets it. In fact, why don’t you move up a couple spaces in line miss...?”
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Gonna need a first name, a last name, gender, date of birth, address, proof of address, two documents proving you are who you say you are, your zodiac sign, and your shoe size.
Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 23rd 2021 at 5:43:35 AM
Huzzah. . . She keeps her thoughts to herself. Mainly... swearing.
"I am barely holding myself together here and I'm one step away from giving a certain someone a world of pain. The only reason I have not is because I would be in the blast radius. Now let me grumble, at least it distracts me from blowing something up. Again."
She groans and waits in line, BFG pointed at the ground.
Knife sighs, and just flies to the DMV themself. Man, the fucking audacity of some people, she thinks.
The cop doesn't stop at the flashes, and just...keeps running. Even whilst blinded. Right through the building and out.
" I WILL catch you, you uh...you illegal activity doer! Yeah!"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."Why thank you, kind sir!" The girl in green says in mock politeness. She winks at Briya and flashes a forked-tongue smile at her as she moves up in line.
"Oh Chev look, it's Ariana and Gumby!" the man in pink sunglasses waves at the two. "Let's see if they'll let us cut in line."
The man struts over to Ariana and calls out excitedly, "Ariana! How have you been, girl? I haven't seen you since... Oh, was it the bowling match?"
The large man nods silently at Gumby.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterAriana smiles.
"Mike!! It's been WAY too long. I thought you'd skipped town after Ricky demolished you in the match."
She looks somber for a second, remembering Ricky.
Meanwhile, the green girl's moving up in the line has brought Tropes face-to-face with Taco. He desperately tries to look inconspicous.
thebeatles.com/careers“Ummm well” Guy gulp before biting the bullet “Guy no last name given, November the eight of 1997, 3917” Guy moves his hand into his jacket and takes out a credit card with his name and then pulling out two papers one is of a birth certificate with the Guy the last name ripped off and the other paper is a law sue of Guy with the same name last removed “my symbol is a scorpio and my shoe sizes is eight”
"It's Thane! Whack him!"“Oh, hey Tropes! What are you doing at the DMV?”
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...No last name given, that’s all one word, or several, hyphenated?
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Giant Robot Police Chief, in response to the lights, staggers around, accidentally knocking a few buildings down, to the danger of the people below.
Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 23rd 2021 at 6:00:41 AM
HuzzahThe cop, Bowie, begins to snap out of it. "Wait. WAIT, where did the driver go-oh no."
She looks at Giant Robot Police Chief knocking down buildings, and sighs. "Not again." She begins climbing up the chief, attempting to subdue him...continently losing track of Homie's character.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:02:56 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.realising the literal blade-runner is blinded and relentless, the girl just slows and quietly veers to the thin alley to the side instead, letting her run past... and just keep on running through the building
yeah good luck with that buddy
guess their protocols on public property damage aren't as strict as she thought
and looks like the big guy's having a ton of trouble - which conveniently distracted bowie too, that'll buy a few seconds
that... was way easier than it usually is, the girl thinks as she slips away down the thin alley out of sight
Edited by DontJinxUs on Nov 23rd 2021 at 11:15:03 PM
Mike Uchi does the sign of the cross over his chest as he hears Ricky's name. "Oh, no, we met up later and I demolished him in the golf tournament, my the Lord rest his soul." He pauses for a second to honor Ricky. "Anyways, do you think we could cut behind you? I've GOT to catch you up on what Beyonce told me the other day..."
Suddenly, "La Cucaracha" plays on a megaphone as a large bus speeds into the DMV parking lot. The sides of the bus are painted with images of dripping blood and spiderwebs and all sorts of creepy things, with the logo of Torgo Towers right in the center. The driver, a horrifying clown, pulls the bus to a stop, before opening the doors as a number of strange people file out.
"If you ask me, I think eldritch monstrosities shouldn't need state-issued IDs," says Helen Richardson, still in her concierge outfit.
"Oh, come off it, Helen," says Frankenstein's monster, head deep in a thick book. "I'm sure there's a good reason for this new law."
"This better be quick," says Dr. Victor Frankenstein, walking hunched over, his lab coat trailing behind him. "I need to get back to my ungodly experiments!"
Behind them follows a tall, thin man in a black suit and tie, with legs that seem to sink into the ground instead of having feet. He is so tall in fact that his face is obscured from the camera, and he says nothing, merely adjusting his tie as he follows the others.
Edited by Afterwards on Nov 23rd 2021 at 4:07:58 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterAmidst all the chaos and car crashes, Kokichi managed to run to the DMV on foot. "Hey, guys! Uh... Two questions: one, is this where I need to go to get my Tropesburg ID and two, why are there police everywhere?!"
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat"So get this," Mike half covers his mouth and speaks in a low voice. Most of his words are obscured over the crowd, but snippets can be heard.
"So she was all like..."
"And then I was all like..."
"And then she was like no way, and I was like yes way..."
"And I said, how dare you say that about my aunt's cousin's upstairs neighbor's best friend's third cousin-in-law twice removed...."
"And she said, don't you ever come near me or my uncle's brother's downstairs neighbor's worst enemy's second cousin-in-law three times removed again."
He finishes with a roll of his eyes. "Can you believe her?"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monsterAriana's mouth is agape.
"The NERVE of that woman! Did I ever tell you about the time she..."
More hushed whispers.
"Yeah! That could be great for you. Behind every great man — wait, sorry, no ego fluffing — behind every man is a woman!"
"Except for men who aren't into women, of course."
Edited by TropesForever on Nov 23rd 2021 at 10:20:34 PM
thebeatles.com/careers

Taco eventually ends up driving close to Briya. “Oh hey! It’s... uh... you! Uh, did you happen to know where Aeneas Pike ended up?”
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Giant Robot Police Chief jumps forward, ending up behind the CG-mobile. He places his foot directly in its path.
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Doris, the DMV lady, calls out Next. It’s Guy’s turn.
Huzzah