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This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51101: Nov 19th 2021 at 7:05:40 AM

"Oh" Guy says leaving the room.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51102: Nov 19th 2021 at 7:23:57 AM

"Way to explain the obvious-hey. Hey, A.B.? Talk about something else. Tell me the history of this fucking table-not the history of my mom-"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#51103: Nov 19th 2021 at 7:49:37 AM

"Oh... Hey, Xabby." Kokichi was wary of speaking around her. After the event in Torgo Towers, he worried that she would be mad at him for hesitating to commit arson like he'd promised. Xabby's demi-god form was extremely powerful. He couldn't stop worrying about what she could do to him if she were to get angry in that form...

Kokichi sighed. "Look, I'm sorry about that whole arson fiasco from a few days ago. Please don't kill me."

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51104: Nov 19th 2021 at 8:12:54 AM

Wait wait, why are you two acting fishier than salmon? First, you two ate a meal together, waltz to Xigbar's theme, and now you two are acting awkward like this is some Romantic Comedy. What happen here? Mr. 300 is very confused on causes them to be like that. Sure, she was there during the incident with After, but that doesn't mean she knows what cause them to act like this. Xabby, being Xabby, ignores Mr. 300 BC question and just focused on Kokichi apology. It's fine if you didn't want to commit arson on After. I'm not going to kill you for that as that sounds petty to do. Anyway, I bet you're wondering who made the brownies cause I made them. She then puts out the brownie from her lunch box to have Kokichi taste the brownie to see if it's really good. Wait, what if he thinks I poison the brownie?! If that's the case, I'm a goner! She thought to herself. Don't worry, it's not infected by poison as that goes against the whole thing about the summit and putting the mayor to a positive light. She then gives Kokichi the brownie to see if he likes it.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51105: Nov 19th 2021 at 8:22:19 AM

"So are we still doing this event thing?" Guy asked.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51106: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:05:01 AM

Briya meanwhile is waiting for the roast to be done cooking. She is also looking at a big crate of wine bottles and stowing away the unsafe ones. Right now? Trying to tell if the bottles left are actually safe enough to drink by normal standards. None of these have big warning labels or give off a lot of magic... but that's by her standards.

"Aged for... 10 years? Right time spell logic aged that batch. Nah, no idea how it changed after that long. Hm only a few months but noted to have an intense magic boost aftereffect. No. That's for a wizard."

She takes that bottle and stores it in her bag.

"Looks like the rest of these are good!"

Smug Local Pathstrider from Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Local Pathstrider
#51107: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:14:57 AM

Smug hovers over and slightly behind Briya's shoulder "I suppose we're leaving?"

Hoping for a nat 20
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51108: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:20:47 AM

"I will handle the cooking. The crate of wine needs more sorting, and that's my task. In terms of identifying what types of wine are in there! Go and see how you can help the others keep order at least visually."

Smug Local Pathstrider from Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Local Pathstrider
#51109: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:25:29 AM

"I don't know shit about wine. I doubt I can help."

Hoping for a nat 20
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51110: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:32:09 AM

"Then go check on the others and ensure our guests don't see the chaos."

Smug Local Pathstrider from Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Local Pathstrider
#51111: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:34:49 AM

Smug "nods" "Of course." and he's off

Hoping for a nat 20
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51112: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:36:59 AM

By now, A.B. Man has mercifully rambled onto an entirely unlrelated subject.

"...Which is why aglets were banned until 1996. I say, Knife, this is a cracking good party!"

thebeatles.com/careers
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51113: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:38:37 AM

"Wh-Thanks. Yes. Yes, it is. I just cannot wait until our esteemed guests arrive."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Smug Local Pathstrider from Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Local Pathstrider
#51114: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:41:10 AM

Smug floats over to the conversation "Greetings" says that Midwestern voice in your head

Hoping for a nat 20
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51115: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:47:40 AM

"Salutations! I'm esteemed historian A.B. Man, who are you?"

thebeatles.com/careers
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51116: Nov 19th 2021 at 11:50:58 AM

Guy runs in and says "Why hello my good man, my name is Guy no last name given" Guy takes a bow.

Edited by This on Nov 19th 2021 at 12:02:13 PM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#51117: Nov 19th 2021 at 3:42:55 PM

Three seals make their usual abrupt non-entrance, suddenly being present in the scene. One is wearing a tie with a tie-clip that does not serve to attach it to anything, another is wearing a stovepipe hat, and the third is wearing a suit-jacket, the sleeves of which dangle down onto the floor.

"Alright, we heard there were some peace talks or some-such going on?"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Smug Local Pathstrider from Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Local Pathstrider
#51118: Nov 19th 2021 at 3:48:43 PM

"Resident telepathic telekinetic floating skull. Call me Smug." A slight bob, almost as if bowing his head for a second.

Edited by Smug on Nov 19th 2021 at 5:48:58 AM

Hoping for a nat 20
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#51119: Nov 19th 2021 at 3:55:14 PM

"Oh wait, we're doing introductions?" The seals float over to A.B. Man.

"Name's Harper, and these are my associates Harper and Harper. We're friends of the mayor. Nice to meet you!"

"So sorry we didn't introduce ourselves earlier, we only just started being in this room."

"We also refuse to cede our claim to the governorship of planet Shiny-5. You can record that if you like."

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Nov 19th 2021 at 5:56:21 AM

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51120: Nov 19th 2021 at 4:29:54 PM

"Pleasure to meet you all! I'll be certain to include mention of your ownership of Shiny-5, just as soon as I've cleared with the mayor that it doesn't make him look bad."

thebeatles.com/careers
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51121: Nov 19th 2021 at 4:41:14 PM

“And what is this Shiny-5 you speak of?”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51122: Nov 19th 2021 at 5:20:30 PM

"It is a planet. The official story is that we disposed of a tyrannical, benevolent kind ruler and replaced them with someone who we like. Either a crab or the seals, doesn't matter."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#51123: Nov 19th 2021 at 5:48:01 PM

“I don’t think I was there when that happen…” Guy whispered.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#51124: Nov 19th 2021 at 6:14:23 PM

Bee teleports in abruptly, in an outfit something like this.

"Sorry I'm late! Getting dressed all fancy-like takes unusually long for me, for some reason."

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51125: Nov 19th 2021 at 6:38:22 PM

"About time-hey. Can someone call After?! He's taking forever to make that meal. It's not like any of them are dying or anything. Shouldn't take them that long."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

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