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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51001: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:08:21 PM

I gasp. "Knife! Don't bring him over here!!!"

I desperately look around for a place to hide, only to stop, realizing it's too late.

"Ahaha... Alright.... Great...."

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 18th 2021 at 10:08:52 AM

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sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51002: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:13:37 PM

Briya considers just... giving Pullman the worst migraine of his life but changes her mind on that. She just goes to the kitchen and proceeds to open the kitchen window. She casts a muffle spell on herself before getting her sniper rifle out and pointing it out of said window. After aiming... she shoots. Cue a friggin wild boar teleporting into the kitchen right onto where she has a station prepped to butcher it.

After reloading her gun, it's now on her back again as she makes it invisible and proceeds to butcher the boar for a roast.

"Huh who knew that there was a delivery service that sent these?"

Edited by sci300768 on Nov 18th 2021 at 10:13:50 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51003: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:15:42 PM

Knife just glares at Briya for summoning a boar. She pulls out a razor-sharp glowing red knife, and throws it close enough to just miss her head. She then turns to A. B. Man.

"...The boar's a gift. For political purposes. It's traditional."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51004: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:17:30 PM

"Goodness, just when I think I already know all this town's traditions..."

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sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51005: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:19:31 PM

Yes the boar is dead, with a shot in the chest to prove it. Briya noticed the knife and shrugged. Then resumes butchering the Boar to get a lovely roast out of it.

"I mean, this is the better solution than asking the seals."

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51006: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:20:14 PM

"Oh, it's not a Tropesburg tradition, don't worry, it's a tradition on the Weast Coast region."

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51007: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:20:20 PM

I'm back from the soup store! He says while he enter Xabby's room. Xabby tilted her head upon hearing that. Why are you buying clothes at a soup store? she ask.

No, really, the soup store is actually a clothing store and I got you a fancy dress! Now, get dressed while I help you out on making desserts and wine plus homemade booze! With that said, Xabby goes to her changing room in her bedroom while Mr. 300 BC did the finishing touches on the Cake while keeping an eye on the oven that is baking Chocolate cake.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51008: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:21:01 PM

"Oh yeah. Someone tell the seals where we went, I suspect we'll need their skills on the road."

I pick up the keys to the Chey Bus and start heading out the door.

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 18th 2021 at 10:21:48 AM

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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51009: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:23:32 PM

"Really? Well I'm from Weast Korea and I've never seen a boar be used as a political gift."

Tropes follows after After, losing his balance every so often.

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51010: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:25:26 PM

Okay! We will! Mr. 300 BC responds to After. Xabby then got her dress on. The dress looks pink with a dash glitter on them. Oh, and she decided to put her hair into a ponytail. Was this really necessary for a fancy dinner party?

Well, yeah, it's for the summit.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51011: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:25:27 PM

"You alright Tropes? Do you need some help getting on the bus?" I ask as I climb in.

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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51012: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:27:12 PM

"Thank you, After. I don't know what's wrong with me. Something I ate maybe?"

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51013: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:28:13 PM

"Well, you wouldn't. It's a Weast Vietnam tradition. Spent some time in that region myself. In theory, me and all of my blood relatives are exiled from there."

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51014: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:28:20 PM

Pullman, overhearing this, rolls his eyes, before entering the Chey Bus.

Huzzah
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51015: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:33:53 PM

"Hm, well, I hope you feel better soon."

Once everyone's on the bus, I take a seat at the driver's seat and start up the bus, driving off toward DcMonalds. I try to ignore Pullman's presence, but cannot, and so I simply drive in silence.

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51016: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:35:30 PM

Tropes, you know, I must ask with the rubble fiasco- does lying come natural to most tropers? Or do some of you simply specialize in it?

Huzzah
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God forbid women do anything
#51017: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:37:13 PM

"Well...I never think of it as lying, so much as...er..."

He goes silent.

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Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51018: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:37:27 PM

Okay, the homemade wine is done. I'll be serving it to our guest, so don't do anything irrational.

You and I know both know that's not going to work.

With that, Xabby then walks to A. B. Man. Hello, and thank you for coming here for the summit, Mr. A.B. Man. What would you like to drink? We have; homemade wine, juices, Panta Grape, and homemade booze. The last part on homemade booze sounds like a bit of a annoyance, but A.B. Man couldn't tell by her tone as she sounds very formal.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#51019: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:37:52 PM

My face goes deep red as I try to bury myself in my seat and look as invisible as possible.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#51020: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:39:03 PM

"I'll take the booze." Knife grabs the homemade booze and gulps it down like it's a shot.

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TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#51021: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:39:34 PM

"Ooh, you're rather spoiling me! Hmm...I could swear I smelled Chardonnay on the air earlier, could I have some of that, please?"

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 19th 2021 at 4:39:44 AM

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#51022: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:41:54 PM

Briya has a internal freakout. Where did they keep that... oh why not summon one? Wait there's a bottle of that in her bag. It's probably not safe for-

She gets the wine bottle out of her bag and places it on the counter AWAY from the boar butchering and there's a big warning label on the bottle. And she ensures that it is out of sight visually.

Bottle label: HIGHLY FLAMMABLE! DO NOT EXPOSE TO OPEN FLAMES!

Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51023: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:42:30 PM

Sure thing! Just give me a moment. She then heads to her room to make homemade Chardonnay. See, even Knife likes booze as well. I'm going to ignore that statement..

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#51024: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:43:42 PM

She then walks into where Briya is at. Hey, Briya, do you ha- what are you holding?!

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#51025: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:44:41 PM

"I'm butchering a Boar."

The bottle is still in Xabby's view and it is nearly impossible to miss the warning label on it.

"I'm sure someone else knows how to cook boar properly!"


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