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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#50976: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:31:23 PM

I cover my mouth to stifle a gasp, trying to slowly back away without alerting Pullman.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#50977: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:35:47 PM

"Your descendents will judge you for your close-mindedness, Pullman. I'm on the right side of history."

As he says this, Tropes starts to feel slightly ill, but he brushes it off.


A.B. Man takes a seat.

Ooh, I love the waxwork of Mayor Badger. Reminds me of Tropesburg's first waxwork mayor, Tussaud Riley, inaugurated in 1878...

He drones on.

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sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#50978: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:36:34 PM

Briya noticed the statue. But chooses to say nothing about it. She's watching to see if she has to cast any spells but is otherwise waiting.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#50979: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:38:04 PM

Pullman grimaces.

Mm… history and wine don’t mix… He proceeds to tip his cup at the plant, dousing After in Chardonnay.

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#50980: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:39:18 PM

"...No offers, eh? Well, to smeg with y'all, after I get out of this get-up, I'm gonna do one smeg of a menu. Hang on a minute."
(Chey then goes back to her room to change back into her normal clothes.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#50981: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:39:50 PM

Xabby is waiting til the brownies is done in her room until she heard a ding. Okay, the fudge brownies are done. She saids as she pulls the brownies out of the oven. She then crosses her arms. Hmm, I'll save some of them for me and Kokichi to eat as a snack later. She puts some of the brownies into her lunchbox and the other half into the Mr. 300 BC's Fridge that may or may not get those brownies get the guests high. Hmm, what should I do next for deserts. If I were Kiel from Rune Factory 4, I would make Cake..or maybe even Chocolate Cake. She ponder to herself.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#50982: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:39:57 PM

I sit deathly still as the Chardonnay soaks my hair and drips from my head. This is not turning out to be my night.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50983: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:40:02 PM

"Yes. Uh-huh. Uh-huh..."

Knife is very clearly playing a video game on their smart watch as he talks.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#50984: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:42:03 PM

"...After which no one would buy whole milk again for almost seventy years. Some of those alive today who remember those times still insist on skim."

A.B. Man looks up at Knife, annoyed.

"Are you listening?"

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 19th 2021 at 3:42:21 AM

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sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#50985: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:42:29 PM

Briya discreetly goes over to check on where After is hiding and just sprays him with magically created water. It looks like she was watering the plan. Then she whispers this to After.

"Go find a place to dry off, the wine stains should be gone now."

Then she goes back to the kitchen to watch the others.

Edited by sci300768 on Nov 18th 2021 at 9:42:38 AM

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50986: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:43:47 PM

Knife gets up. "Wh-I mean. Yes. Yes, I love that story about...Ultimate Milk. Anyways, I am so glad you enjoy the statue. Mayor Badger-and I, of course-pulled all the stops for this great event. We even have a...incredibly done roast prepared! One of a kind. You will love it. That is not a request."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#50987: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:49:03 PM

(Chey opens a window to let the smoke out, then dumps the big pot of macaroni noodles into the biggest colander in the apartment, puts the pot back on the stove, and shakes the colander around to get all the excess water out.)
"Hey, Ford, can you help me with with the mac and cheese? And bring Delilah back too."
(Ford then comes back with Delilah and puts her back in her high chair.)
"Right, what do you want?"
"I need you to toss the pasta in butter while I make the egg custard mixture."
(Ford then goes over to the stove while Chey takes some stuff over to the table.)
"Hey, Delilah! How's our little munchkin doing?"
(Delilah babbles at Chey.)
"Can you say 'mama' for Mama?"
(Chey smiles at Delilah, who just slowly babbles at her.)
"Ahh, we'll get there."
(Chey then gets right to work.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#50988: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:49:06 PM

"An overcooked roast, eh? That recalls another story..."

He smiles slightly.

"Have you heard of the legendary Egyptian pharoh Stah'tehtz'K'uo?"

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50989: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:49:42 PM

"...Yes."

Knife has never heard of this man in their life.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#50990: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:50:08 PM

"Me, I have!" I pipe up, having gotten away from the potted plant and now drying my hair with a hand towlette. "Tell me about this interesting history, Mr. A. B. Man!"

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#50991: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:53:09 PM

Nah, keep talking about the milk! The milk carton chips in.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 18th 2021 at 11:53:17 AM

Huzzah
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50992: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:57:25 PM

Knife grabs the milk carton. "Man, I'm parched."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#50993: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:58:35 PM

Xabby decided to bake not only Cake, but also Chocolate Cake cause she can. She is adding icing to the cake while she keeps an eye on the chocolate cake that is baking in the oven. Plus, the cake does smell good as if it could lure Xabby's friends wondering what is that yummy smell is. Man, I wish Mr. 300 BC is back by now.. She said to herself.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#50994: Nov 18th 2021 at 9:59:26 PM

The girl on the side of the milk carton looks up at Knife. Man, the milk in here’s so expired, but be my guest, I guess.

Huzzah
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50995: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:00:47 PM

"Expired milk? My favorite." Knife chugs the whole thing down in a few gulps.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#50996: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:02:40 PM

"Ooh, sorry milk carton. Two against three!"

"Now, where was I. Ah yes, Stah'tehtz'K'uo was a beloved and powerful old ruler. But few people know the story of how he became so powerful in the first place. This is likely because I've copyrighted the historical events and am the only person who can legally publish them...anyway, it is said that as a young man, K'uo once burnt a peasant woman's roast while a guest in her house during a war. The sly K'uo realised he could salvage the situation by purchasing fast food and disguising it as his own cooking, a plan which was of course completely successful!"

"Unfortunately, he forgot to put out the fire that the roast was cooking on, leading to it burning down the entire house. I suppose the moral of this story is that you shouldn't burn your roast, because shortly after this the planet Earth was stolen by a cosmic Planet Collector and K'uo was forced to participate in a series of battles against the inhabitants of other worlds. No direct link between these two events has been proven, but I find the timing extremely suspicious."

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#50997: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:04:55 PM

"That's PERFECT!!!" I shout, jumping up and slamming my fist on the table. "What if we purchase fast food and disguise it as our own cooking?!? Delightfully devillish, Mr. A. B. Man!"

"I'm going DcMonalds," I shout, heading towards the door. "Who's coming with?"

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 18th 2021 at 10:05:07 AM

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#50998: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:07:13 PM

"I'm obligated to make sure this event goes flawlessly, After! So no. Also I prefer Knuckles Drive-Thru. Hey. Pullman. Get fast food for us."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#50999: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:07:40 PM

"Oooh! I'll come!" Tropes says, staggering towards the door and nearly falling over.

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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#51000: Nov 18th 2021 at 10:08:20 PM

Pullman’s attention is drawn to the center of the room. He sees After, but after a moment of contemplation, opts not to comment.

A Dickey Me’s run? I suppose it’s better than nothing.

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 18th 2021 at 12:48:31 PM

Huzzah

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