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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#48476: Sep 16th 2021 at 6:50:48 AM

Playing's in, now adding gold chains on chains on chains, Rolexes, and golden Lambos. Somehow.

"I got a water gun."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Sep 18th 2021 at 7:45:08 AM

Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48477: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:08:54 AM

CG nods after being given her gun back and turns to Anchor.

"Who are you? And no cyanide grenades! We're only killing Rasputin!"

Then she turns to Playing.

"If you can kill him with it, go with it."

Anyway, she sneaks towards Rasputin and literally stabs him in the back. She ran away before anyone noticed.

Rasputin himself didn't noticed he got stabbed. In fact he already drank some wine and got somewhat drunk.

"*hic* I'll love to fuck a dozen ladies here. *hic*:

CG for short
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#48478: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:31:12 AM

"This is why, fuck alcohol." Libre remarks seeing Rasputin being too drunk to realise he got stabbed.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
AnchorNNW The Oathkeeper from The Vale of Arryn Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
The Oathkeeper
#48479: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:34:31 AM

"Cyanide is quite useful", Anchor tells CG, "I could kill you and no one could track me down."

By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#48480: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:34:48 AM

"Well that's done. Great! This was a fun adventure. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to my bedroom to do something unusual and funny like I do at the start of every epis-"

"You can't we're still in Russia."

"...oh yeah."

So instead Fuzzy quietly resorts to drawing the scene with the title "RASPUTIN IS SO SO DEAD".

Well I guess I'm back.
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48481: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:40:48 AM

"You got a cyanide-filled bullet?" CG asked Anchor. "Then no. No is no."

Then CG sees that Rasputin hasn't noticed he got stabbed.

"Must be the alcohol." She muttered as she raises her gun towards Rasputin. She fires it and rolls under a table.

The bullet enters Rasputin's head and the peasants start panicking upon seeing him get shot.

Yet he's fine and the bullet exits his head somehow. He's still drunk though.

"Oi! What's with the panicking?" He hasn't noticed the bullet nor the blood that came out of his now healed bullet wound.

CG for short
AnchorNNW The Oathkeeper from The Vale of Arryn Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
The Oathkeeper
#48482: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:42:50 AM

Anchor: You wanna talk useful, this man can't seem to die, and cyanide will kill 'em. Just put it some of his cakes, tell him it's almond. Pow, he's gone.

By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48483: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:48:11 AM

"You got any cyanide cake lying around?" CG just saw Rasputin survive the gunshot.

CG for short
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#48484: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:48:39 AM

She's already at her sniper post, one of many she has scouted out and has several backup ones as well. Wearing her cloak to hide her sniper rifle, she watches with binoculars, waiting for her target to be in range. Despite her... uh very obvious color in this weather she is well hidden. He's drunk... and in range. And survived a stab to the back! A shot to the head... lets see if multiple attempts add up.

So she gets her sniper rifle into her hands, enhances the shot with arcane lightning and steam. Aims... and fires. Oh this is going to be not subtle, but oh well.

All things considered, a normal man would have died from a shot in the chest aimed for where the hit would have been lethal. Also, yea broken window. Kinda inevitable.

Edited by sci300768 on Sep 16th 2021 at 7:52:03 AM

AnchorNNW The Oathkeeper from The Vale of Arryn Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
The Oathkeeper
#48485: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:50:24 AM

Anchor pulls a partially green cake from his overcoat. Anchor: Already locked and loaded with cyanide.

By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48486: Sep 16th 2021 at 7:55:13 AM

"Thanks!" CG delivers the cake to Rasputin.

"You must be Rasputin, right?"

Rasputin looked up and saw CG.

"*hic* Can I fuck you? *hic*"

"I dunno what that means." CG lied. "But I wanna give you this cake as a gift for helping out Russia."

CG places the cake in front of hin.

"Sure."

CG runs away as Rasputin digs into the cake. He didn't even use a fork! However despite it being filled with cyanide, Rasputin is completely fine when he finished it.

Then CG turns to Anchor.

"How long will till the cyanide takes effect?"

Also Rasputin didn't noticed he got shot again. That bullet exited his body too.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Sep 16th 2021 at 7:57:34 AM

CG for short
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#48487: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:01:02 AM

"What in the fuck? He's actually like this!???"

Libre gets his small knife back, and proceeds to impale and eviscerate Rasputin's groin with it.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48488: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:02:48 AM

Rasputin was drinking some more wine when he was unwillingly circumcised. When Libre was finished, the Mad Monk's dick regenerated from the damage and even gained a few inches and the latter was none of the wiser.

CG for short
AnchorNNW The Oathkeeper from The Vale of Arryn Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
The Oathkeeper
#48489: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:04:35 AM

Anchor: They shouldn't take over thirty minutes, but if he's not dead in fifteen, we should give him another.

By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#48490: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:07:01 AM

(sigh) "I knew there'd be a catch to trying to kill this guy."

Fuzzy makes his attempt by flicking to a new page and scribbling in his notebook. Suddenly, a sword, a bomb, a mace, a lightning cloud, a rubber duck and all kinds of other dumb weapons are showered on Rasputin.

Well I guess I'm back.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#48491: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:09:19 AM

"...lemme at the fucker."

Libre straight up walks up to Rasputin, then...

   "YOUR PENIS, BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!!!"   

...geez that's a fucking destructive scream that'll alert the entire crowd, alright.

Edited by SomeLibre on Sep 16th 2021 at 10:10:36 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#48492: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:11:31 AM

After shapeshifting into the grim reaper, I shout «Game over!» and swing my scythe into the wall unintentionaly.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48493: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:12:45 AM

Rasputin was hit by all of the things Fuzzy threw at him. Sure the part of the table he was sitting at got destroyed as a result but he's still alive. Then he looks up at Libre.

"Sure does," Rasputin replied. "Wanna try it?" He mistook Libre as a girl.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Sep 16th 2021 at 8:13:05 AM

CG for short
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#48494: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:14:22 AM

She takes advantage of the chaos to shoot Rasputin again, using a poisoned bullet. The poison by the way is quite potent and the shot hits her target in the chest. Surely this will at least chip away at his health...

And she used the same window she already broke to do so.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#48495: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:15:49 AM

Agitated but sickened at the same time, Libre just dropkicks Rasputin.

"You fucking anomalous entity..."

Edited by SomeLibre on Sep 16th 2021 at 10:16:10 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#48496: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:22:27 AM

"And now your turn."

"What?"

"Go on man, kill Rasputin."

"But I... how do I... the wh.... we..."

Fuzzy takes a bag of sugar out of his backpack and... more or less forcefeeds Peppy. And we should probably know what happens when Peppy gets sugar high.

"Rasputin's the baddie. He sucks. A lot. Now go."

   "I HAVE AN ABSOLUTE OBLIGATION TO ATTACK THE AFOREMENTIONED INDIVIDUAL DUE TO HIM BEING THE CONVENTIONAL BAD GUY IN THIS CURRENT SITUATION."   

Peppy, barely recognisable in his electric form, thrusts himself at Rasputin.

Well I guess I'm back.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#48497: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:42:06 AM

"OH, SMEG, ACTION TIME!"
(Chey then takes out her gunstick and shoots at Rasputin's head.)
"C'mooooon, let's see some fatal brain damage!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Sep 16th 2021 at 10:42:36 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#48498: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:48:04 AM

Briya's bullet left Rasputin once he recovered while Peppy and Libre kicked him at the same time, sending him to a wall. When Chey fired at his head, it was blown off but regenerated instantly. That managed to sober him up.

"Ah, I see! You're killing me now! I may have gotten drunk but I know everything else!"

He stood up, grinning and laughing.

CG for short
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#48499: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:50:37 AM

Libre proceeds to-

"Granted, I wouldn't act on my most competent behavior if I had to deal with the working conditions that gig workers employed under services such as Uber. Being paid two dollars per delivery on a normal day, a delivery that usually is expected to take half an hour at the least, and being expected to risk their lives in extreme weather such as flooding in order just to make a living wage. Did you know that you can pay a worker below minimum wage as long as they obtain tips. Companies throw off the responsibility of providing for their "valued" employees and play it off as work ethic. It is a miracle your Uber Eats driver even bothers to treat you with the bare minimum of respect. That is more than our capitalist society gives them."

...what in the FUCK is he even doing? Is he just spilling a big wall of text!?

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
sci300768 Since: Aug, 2021
#48500: Sep 16th 2021 at 8:51:59 AM

Grrr. He's still not dying. Fine time to use that cheese I made! She loads in one bullet and imbues it with the grease spell. That does not sound so bad... if the cheese in the bullet was ALSO greasy as frick. So it's bad. She aimed and shot the area NEXT TO Rasputin. End result? A splash of grease... that is now on fire including Rasputin himself. Yes a grease fire. It will be limited to the puddle of grease due to the magic thankfully! But it won't burn out on it's own. Someone has to put the fire out. And it's a grease fire...

After this she changes her sniping spot.

Edited by sci300768 on Sep 16th 2021 at 8:53:45 AM


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