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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#46626: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:06:23 PM

"Don't worry, she'll grow into it. Think of it like her first car, but for her 1st birthday instead of 16th. Better early than never!"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46627: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:08:45 PM

I don't think yelling would work as one in the number of human population yell at the sky that have some kind of god that cursed them to deal the problems they deal with. said Xabby. However, when Libre spoke up about a phone, she lower her left eyebrow. What the hell is a phone? she asks.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#46628: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:09:24 PM

"This sucks, I hate kids, I'm going wherever they went."

Bob leaves.

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46629: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:11:11 PM

"...seriously? You don't know what a phone is?" Knife pulls our her flip phone, and presses a button, unfolding out a bunch of devices from within it. It's like a swiss army knife of phones. Literally: there's a knife. "This simple thing. Ring a bell?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46630: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:15:06 PM

"No, no no, it's this." Libre shows his ordinary-in-comparison phone to Xabby.

"Also, do you not know how loud I can yell!?" He tells Xabby.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#46631: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:19:18 PM

"Smart." [Cutbug grins.] "Now, we're gonna need to make it colorful, yeah? I'll see if I can find something we can use to base the colors off of! Then you can find some paint and we can get to coloring! Catch you in a bit!" [They dart off into the sky with their umbrella, taking extra precautions to not fly above the tank—can't risk some of their acid dripping down and destroying it, y'know.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46632: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:23:25 PM

Xabby looks hard at Knife's phone that felt like a few minutes and looks at them to say, "I've been staring at this all day, I still don't get it." She then looks at Libre's phone and nods as if she understand what a phone is. In her defense, she doesn't understand why knife's phone has multiple of knives on there while she kind of understand Libre's phone as it doesn't have too many knives. Yes, I can tell you can get loud on the top of you're lungs.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#46633: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:24:20 PM

(Meanwhile, Delilah was crawling around the living room when she noticed her dad struggling with the banner.)
"Aaaagh, curse these things..."
(Delilah babbles.)
"Hello, Delilah! What's the birthday girl up to, huh."
(Delilah stands up, grabs the banner from Ford's hands, and slowly but surely unfolds it as much as she can before giving it back to him.)
"Oh! Uhh, thank you, Delilah."
(Delilah then crawls off. Meanwhile, Chey was bringing out another pinata, this time, it was in the shape of a princess.)
"Hey, y'all, would this pinata be better than the Sunflora one or should we just have both?"

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46634: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:25:14 PM

"Alright, then. Call your parents or your roommates or whatever "demigod" thing you have, and tell them to pick you up. You do know their number, right?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#46635: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:26:12 PM

Bob eventually runs up to the tank.

"Okay, this already seems more interesting."

He looks over at Custard.

"So... I wasn't really paying attention, but I see a tank, what's happening here exactly?"

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46636: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:28:34 PM

"Use my phone. It's easier to understand."

Libre quickly turns it on and goes to the phone app on it to make phone calls.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46637: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:30:18 PM

I don't have the phone item besides my hacking gun. Besides, we don't have items like a phone in the Tropesburg observer committee the last time I check. She has a point about that. Besides her hacking gun, she doesn't have anything else besides books and manga to do in her free time.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#46638: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:30:58 PM

"We're getting Delilah her own tank! Just need to get it out of here an customize it and we're set! Perfect for any age!"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46639: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:32:29 PM

"So, you got a gun but no phone...do you know where this committee is? Like, an address? I'll drive you."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#46640: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:32:55 PM

The two seals in the living room look over at Ford. "Yes! Two big ol' papier mache entities for us to beat up! Great idea."

Meanwhile in some other room of the house, another seal is looking through a box.

"Ah, finally, wrapping paper!" They unfurl a roll of paper. It starts singing "Lose Yourself " by Eminem.

"Never mind, that's rapping paper."

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Bobthedeadguy Not a guy anymore, ignore the name from IN YOUR COMPUTER!!! Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
#46641: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:34:59 PM

"I can't begin to explain how wrong that is, but I still wholeheartedly approve."

S-O-N-I-C, THAT'S ME!!!
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#46642: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:35:17 PM

Tropes approaches the apartment exterior. He eyes Xabby, Knife, Garfunkel and Libre confusedly, half-overhearing their conversation, before going up them.

"Whoa, you're with the Tropesburg Observer? Nice to meet you! What story are you doing?"

thebeatles.com/careers
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46643: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:36:27 PM

Well, the only way to get there if you died and never make a deal with a...certain leader from hell of all places. She seems to pause at when she mention about never making a deal with someone and just call it leader.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#46644: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:37:27 PM

[Cutbug soon comes back holding a small, multicolored plastic tank toy in their claw and a destroyed anti-shoplifting tag impaled on one of their teeth. They land on the ground next to Custard and Bob and spit out the tag on the ground nearby.] "There we go! We can use this as a base. Just make the colors match this little thing and we'll be good to go!"

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46645: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:38:50 PM

Knife thinks about it...and then gets an idea.

"Ah. So...the only way to get you there is for us to kill you?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#46646: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:44:18 PM

"Knife! What kind of press would that get us?"

thebeatles.com/careers
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#46647: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:44:43 PM

"Sweet! White's a boring color anyway. Now.... where the hell do we get enough paint to cover a real-ass goddamn tank?"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46648: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:45:02 PM

No, I'm already dead, so there's no point doing that when you're staring at a demi-god. Then. she notices Tropes who just happen to walk in. Well, I was teleported out of my will and ended up arriving at the roof of the apartment. Basically, I'm trying to contact the officials about this as someone must've did it. However, I don't have a thing called a phone besides a hacking gun as we don't have phones nor phone numbers in the Tropesburg observer committee.

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46649: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:46:01 PM

"...hacking gun? Wait, can't we just hack a phone with that to send signals to where you came from instead?" Libre asks.

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 17th 2021 at 6:46:18 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Xabbynip09 Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys from America Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: I know
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
#46650: Aug 17th 2021 at 4:47:20 PM

Signals? she asks while she tilted her head to the left. What's that?

“You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall

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