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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46376: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:39:45 AM

The guards take out their own katanas and begin swordfighting Fuzzy as well. He manages to take out the two in front of him as the others begin to surround him.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46377: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:48:35 AM

". .hey, uh. You want some help over there?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#46378: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:50:27 AM

Fuzzy's getting kinda worried.

(nervous laughter) "Yeah... maybe."

Well I guess I'm back.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46379: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:50:30 AM

"I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE CRYSTALS WENT AFTER I JUMPED OFF THE LIMO FOR THE STRAY CANS, SHEESH! WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THE JUICEBALLS!?" Libre yells to Knife, as he fires a massive, charged blast at the pulley's wheels, and blasts a massively damaging shot at the tank.

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 7:51:13 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46380: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:55:45 AM

"Aight."

Tory slowly approaches one of the guards, trying to slap them with their (possibly burning???) paintbrush.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#46381: Aug 16th 2021 at 6:05:01 AM

(sigh) "Thanks so much." Fuzzy says while fighting the guards.

"Okay, Peppy, focus on getting the sodas back. I think I've got an idea. You-"

"Got it!"

And Peppy's gone.

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46382: Aug 16th 2021 at 6:21:54 AM

Knife is still in a swordfight duel with the blue haired woman. "Try all you want! You clearly don't give a shit about anything!"

Libre shoots...and the soda cans fall right into the shark tank. Good job. Least the sharks haven't noticed.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46383: Aug 16th 2021 at 6:33:19 AM

"REALLY!?"

Libre fires a bolt, aimed at the woman Knife's fighting.

He then notices the cans falling into the shark tank.

   "SHIT! FUZZY! PEPPY! TORY! NEED HELP!"   

Noticing the sharks not noticing yet, he quickly fires bolts and charged blasts down upon the tank, aiming at all the sharks as he shifts to the edge of the tank.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#46384: Aug 16th 2021 at 6:41:56 AM

"Oh sh- COMING!"

Fuzzy sneaks past the guards to help Libre. Meanwhile, Peppy's using his speed to be in multiple places at once. Long story short, there's loads of Peppies hoarding soda all over the place.

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

"Sorry we've got our hands full!"

You get the idea.

Well I guess I'm back.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#46385: Aug 16th 2021 at 7:43:53 AM

Speaking of the guards, a bunch of seals barrel into them at full speed. If any are still standing, the seals then engage in combat with them, using as their weapons such things as toasters, desk chairs, and plungers. While doing this, the seals start talking to the blue-haired woman.

"Hey, Knife's Mom! Nice to meet you!"

"Y'know, I've been wondering. Why'd you pick Stephen Hawking of all people to clone?"

"I mean, you could have gone with someone who was good at business, like Machiavelli, or at combat, like Napoleon. But no, you went with the theoretical physicist. What's up with that?"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46386: Aug 16th 2021 at 8:39:07 AM

The woman deflects Libre's blast, revealing her to have a metal arm. Meanwhile, the guards all fall down like bowling pins.

"Why Steven Hawking? I mean for one, he is one of the most intelligent people known to man. Plus I gave this one muscles to fight people. Besides, cloning's easy. Cloned myself a few times. Not that much of a waste. Now...draining one of my companies of profits?! Now THAT'S a was-"

She's interrupted by Knife punching her in the face.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 16th 2021 at 8:39:31 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#46387: Aug 16th 2021 at 8:51:52 AM

The seals, having knocked over the guards, dive into the water and start grabbing up soda cans. Every time one of them gets their hands, er, flippers full, they fly out and dump it next to the elevator.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46388: Aug 16th 2021 at 9:00:49 AM

"OH I'M DOING THAT, BITCH! I HATE JUICEBALLS FOR FUCKING UP THE HARMLESS PRIVELEGE OF OBTAINING CARBONATED DRINKS AT ANY TIME!"

Libre indiscriminately fires madly at the floor, seeking to bring down the whole building by doing it.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#46389: Aug 16th 2021 at 9:25:56 AM

(Cheynote  rides into the room, jumps off her scooter and high up into the air and whips out two of her gunsticks.)
"WHAT THE SMEGGING SMEG IS UP, Y'ALL?!"
(Chey cackles as she starts shooting at some of the guards.)

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#46390: Aug 16th 2021 at 9:27:47 AM

"Hey, quick question, Knife's Mom And Also Evil Captain Of Juice People. Does your company sell bone-hurting juice?"

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46391: Aug 16th 2021 at 12:36:40 PM

The guards are all down. Holy shit, they are all down. Only the woman remains. Also, it's a fucking skyscraper with 69 floors, shooting the floor does nothing.

"The name's Madame, first of all. Pretty good name, gave all my clone-kids it. Second of all, yes, we have bome hurting juice. Right...here." She throws an orb of bone hurting juice right at the Tempests.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#46392: Aug 16th 2021 at 12:45:52 PM

With a "HONK", Sylvi bats the orb back with its wings.

oh yeah they're still in goose form did we forget to mention that

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46393: Aug 16th 2021 at 12:56:30 PM

Sylvi manages to bat the orb right into the shark tank, where the sharks all beep out a robotic "ow oh shit my bones".

"Wh-how. I didn't even give them bones."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#46394: Aug 16th 2021 at 1:49:08 PM

Luckily, the sharks' bone-hurting-ness coincides with the Harpers retrieving the last of the soda. They then turn to face the blue-haired woman.

"Alright, Madame..."

"You're going down."

The seals all start wielding random objects again and charge.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46396: Aug 16th 2021 at 4:05:22 PM

"Wh-yeah, she's my mom, can we now focus on beating her ass and getting the soda?!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#46397: Aug 16th 2021 at 4:07:55 PM

"You know Knife, of all the things I expected to do with your mom, beating her to a pulp was not one of them."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46398: Aug 16th 2021 at 4:08:23 PM

...but then Libre goes off to the elevator.

   "I'M GOING DOWN, AND THIS WHOLE COMPANY'S GONNA GO DOWN, WITH ME!"   

Wait, you intend to annihilate the company itself!?

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 6:08:45 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46399: Aug 16th 2021 at 4:41:40 PM

"...I'll admit, that little kid with the robo voice you have waving around a little blaster is hilarious. Anyways...it's about time I deal with you myself." The woman takes off her blazer, revealing her metal arms and nanomachines under her skin. "Nanomachines, son! I mean, daughter. And daughter's weird friends...yeah, I wasn't really expecting you to be the kid to crash this whole thing. Sorry."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46400: Aug 16th 2021 at 5:02:29 PM

Baited by the sight of what makes the woman hard to damage, Libre focuses all of his firepower at the woman instead.

"EAT LASERS AND BOLTS, BITCH!"

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 7:05:18 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

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