"I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE CRYSTALS WENT AFTER I JUMPED OFF THE LIMO FOR THE STRAY CANS, SHEESH! WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THE JUICEBALLS!?" Libre yells to Knife, as he fires a massive, charged blast at the pulley's wheels, and blasts a massively damaging shot at the tank.
Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 7:51:13 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category(sigh) "Thanks so much." Fuzzy says while fighting the guards.
"Okay, Peppy, focus on getting the sodas back. I think I've got an idea. You-"
"Got it!"
And Peppy's gone.
Well I guess I'm back.Knife is still in a swordfight duel with the blue haired woman. "Try all you want! You clearly don't give a shit about anything!"
Libre shoots...and the soda cans fall right into the shark tank. Good job. Least the sharks haven't noticed.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."REALLY!?"
Libre fires a bolt, aimed at the woman Knife's fighting.
He then notices the cans falling into the shark tank.
"SHIT! FUZZY! PEPPY! TORY! NEED HELP!"
Noticing the sharks not noticing yet, he quickly fires bolts and charged blasts down upon the tank, aiming at all the sharks as he shifts to the edge of the tank.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Oh sh- COMING!"
Fuzzy sneaks past the guards to help Libre. Meanwhile, Peppy's using his speed to be in multiple places at once. Long story short, there's loads of Peppies hoarding soda all over the place.
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
"Sorry we've got our hands full!"
You get the idea.
Well I guess I'm back.Speaking of the guards, a bunch of seals barrel into them at full speed. If any are still standing, the seals then engage in combat with them, using as their weapons such things as toasters, desk chairs, and plungers. While doing this, the seals start talking to the blue-haired woman.
"Hey, Knife's Mom! Nice to meet you!"
"Y'know, I've been wondering. Why'd you pick Stephen Hawking of all people to clone?"
"I mean, you could have gone with someone who was good at business, like Machiavelli, or at combat, like Napoleon. But no, you went with the theoretical physicist. What's up with that?"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.The woman deflects Libre's blast, revealing her to have a metal arm. Meanwhile, the guards all fall down like bowling pins.
"Why Steven Hawking? I mean for one, he is one of the most intelligent people known to man. Plus I gave this one muscles to fight people. Besides, cloning's easy. Cloned myself a few times. Not that much of a waste. Now...draining one of my companies of profits?! Now THAT'S a was-"
She's interrupted by Knife punching her in the face.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 16th 2021 at 8:39:31 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."OH I'M DOING THAT, BITCH! I HATE JUICEBALLS FOR FUCKING UP THE HARMLESS PRIVELEGE OF OBTAINING CARBONATED DRINKS AT ANY TIME!"
Libre indiscriminately fires madly at the floor, seeking to bring down the whole building by doing it.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category(Cheynote rides into the room, jumps off her scooter and high up into the air and whips out two of her gunsticks.)
"WHAT THE SMEGGING SMEG IS UP, Y'ALL?!"
(Chey cackles as she starts shooting at some of the guards.)
"Hey, quick question, Knife's Mom And Also Evil Captain Of Juice People. Does your company sell bone-hurting juice?"
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.The guards are all down. Holy shit, they are all down. Only the woman remains. Also, it's a fucking skyscraper with 69 floors, shooting the floor does nothing.
"The name's Madame, first of all. Pretty good name, gave all my clone-kids it. Second of all, yes, we have bome hurting juice. Right...here." She throws an orb of bone hurting juice right at the Tempests.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.With a "HONK", Sylvi bats the orb back with its wings.
oh yeah they're still in goose form did we forget to mention that
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it."Wait a moment, what's this I hear about this chick being Knife's mom?"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""You know Knife, of all the things I expected to do with your mom, beating her to a pulp was not one of them."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside...but then Libre goes off to the elevator.
"I'M GOING DOWN, AND THIS WHOLE COMPANY'S GONNA GO DOWN, WITH ME!"
Wait, you intend to annihilate the company itself!?
Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 6:08:45 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"...I'll admit, that little kid with the robo voice you have waving around a little blaster is hilarious. Anyways...it's about time I deal with you myself." The woman takes off her blazer, revealing her metal arms and nanomachines under her skin. "Nanomachines, son! I mean, daughter. And daughter's weird friends...yeah, I wasn't really expecting you to be the kid to crash this whole thing. Sorry."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Baited by the sight of what makes the woman hard to damage, Libre focuses all of his firepower at the woman instead.
"EAT LASERS AND BOLTS, BITCH!"
Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 16th 2021 at 7:05:18 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

The guards take out their own katanas and begin swordfighting Fuzzy as well. He manages to take out the two in front of him as the others begin to surround him.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.