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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46076: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:15:30 AM

Pfft. I could take down a dumb little kaiju any day single handedly. Try me.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46077: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:18:31 AM

"How about one that survived a over 40 megatons nuclear explosion?"

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46078: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:19:30 AM

". .what if I try and become that one guy in the SCP Foundation tales that's ridden the equivalent of Godzilla there?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#46079: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:20:43 AM

"How much is a megaton? I don't speak Imperial Measurements."

thebeatles.com/careers
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46080: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:22:11 AM

Of course I could take that one down. Kinda felt it was implied? And Tropes, it's nuclear stuff, don't worry. You don't need to think about that after the Clayton Park incident.

You can hear a car drive away, presumably the one of the Ball Squad

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46081: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:23:05 AM

"Can I have a taste of the crystal finites?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#46082: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:23:34 AM

"Ah, always good to narrow the field of things I can think about."

thebeatles.com/careers
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46083: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:24:15 AM

No. Knife purposefully holds up a can right out of Libre's reach. Man, I heard they banned this stuff nationally back in the 80s. Wonder what that was about.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46084: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:24:29 AM

"Megaton isn't imperial though? Am I missing some weird joke?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46085: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:30:43 AM

"Let's just get going..."

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46086: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:33:29 AM

"AGHSHSISJSHSHAHS I WANNA TRY, BITCH!"

Libre proceeds to fire at the can, attempting to knock it off of Knife's hand.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46087: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:34:40 AM

The can is knocked back...but Knife does not let go. They basically just glide back, before putting the can back in their bag. We gotta find a place to sell these, you know?

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46088: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:35:42 AM

"I know an experienced scammer. Should we call xyr?"

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46090: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:37:33 AM

...Alright. Where are they?

As Knife says this, a can of Crystal Pepsi Finite falls out of their bag.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 12th 2021 at 5:37:54 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46091: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:38:37 AM

". .why would we call a scammer at a time like this."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46092: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:39:12 AM

-Takes up phone and tries to call-

Edited by Delibirda on Aug 12th 2021 at 2:39:26 PM

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46093: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:39:46 AM

Scammers know people. Besides... we can scam them back. Get them to buy our product.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46094: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:40:08 AM

...aaaand Libre's running to the can, quickly picking it up out of Knife's sight, hoping that he can get a taste of it.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46095: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:41:32 AM

Libre takes a sip of the can...and he is immediately greeted with colorful hallucinations, turning the world into a crystal wonderland in his eyes. And just as soon as it appears, it's gone.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46096: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:41:44 AM

"Hello? - But it's due to my anxiety! - It's not like I want to get haunted by it! I just want to...hello?"

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46097: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:42:47 AM

...now he has mixed feelings about keeping the drink.

"Hey, uh, Knife, sorry to take a taste, didn't think it'd be Like That flavor-wise."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#46098: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:43:25 AM

Like...Libre. Did you steal my fucking soda?

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#46099: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:43:36 AM

"We ain't gettin' help."

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#46100: Aug 12th 2021 at 5:44:17 AM

"Aww, Libre. That's a bit of a low blow, is it not? I know these are valuable sodas, but stealing isn't good."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

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