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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45726: Jul 29th 2021 at 6:35:42 PM

   "Kid, I've fought a bird before, trust me, I can handle it!"    Gun aims at Peppy and shoots, the resulting shot flying right over Peppy's head.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45728: Jul 30th 2021 at 3:18:23 AM

Peppy jerks his head to face the direction of the bullet.

"No, Peppy. Stop. You know you can control this. So DON'T GO CRAZY!"

   "Oh, so just because I'm not perfect like the rest of you I'm crazy?!"   

"no that's not what i-"

And with that Peppy thrusts himself at the others in a massive ball of electricity.

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45729: Jul 30th 2021 at 3:50:39 AM

Gun side steps the ball of electricity, right into...a Red Bee with a stupid necklace, eating a burger.

Hey, I'm eating, asshole.
   Shut up, whoever you are, I'm trying to take down a dumb fucking bird!   
Huh. I'm down.

Peppy gets a well timed burger right to the head.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 30th 2021 at 3:50:52 AM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45730: Jul 30th 2021 at 8:39:32 PM

After messily monching off a bunch of sushi, Libre zaps Peppy just because, timing it perfectly with the burger strike.

"Bird..."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45731: Jul 31st 2021 at 5:48:26 AM

When Peppy wakes up after being briefly knocked out by the attack, his eyes glow blue. The first thing he does is taste the burger.

   "I frickin hate ketchup."   

Fuzzy runs over and grabs Peppy by the face. The glow in his eyes vanishes.

"Look, you idiotic flying rat. I didn't come all the way to space for you to go crazy because you can't control the power YOU are always complaining about. Now you go back to Earth, you stay in my room and think about what you've done."

   "I'm-"    "I'm sorry, I.."

Peppy sits there with Puppy-Dog Eyes for a few seconds. Fuzzy promptly reacts by just about yeeting him back to Earth.

[sigh] "Now that that's done..."

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45732: Jul 31st 2021 at 5:53:34 AM

Gun curses under his breath.    Dammit! Kid, you should've given the bird to me! I could have shot it back to Earth for you!   

The Bee nods. Well, now that's done...I'm outta here. Heading to the bank, screw you guys. Gun vaguely waves the guy off, before coming to a realization.

   See ya-wait! That's the fuck that owes me money! Get back here you-    And he's off.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45733: Jul 31st 2021 at 6:15:30 AM

"What a wack pet. But I guess that's a given from parrots and the like." Libre says to Fuzzy, drinking a vanilla milkshake.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45734: Jul 31st 2021 at 6:22:34 AM

"Yeah, that's totally normal imaginary-friend-accidentally-brought-to-life-with-messed-up-electricity-powers-parrot behaviour."

Well I guess I'm back.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45735: Jul 31st 2021 at 6:24:20 AM

"...ya telling me this ain't a parrot or are you lying?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45736: Jul 31st 2021 at 8:26:14 AM

Guy moves his newspaper away from his face and says “have your heard some guy’s dog can make coffee”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45737: Jul 31st 2021 at 9:12:45 AM

"?????????????????????"

...Did he just actually vocalised that!?

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45738: Jul 31st 2021 at 12:26:34 PM

"Pff, that's nothing. I can make coffee, and I haven't even got legs."

"Well, scientifically speaking, it's coffee."

"You wouldn't exactly know from looking at it."

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#45739: Jul 31st 2021 at 3:59:47 PM

"Can a dog fetch me a b... Coke?"

K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45740: Aug 1st 2021 at 9:45:07 AM

"Can a dog pirate movies for me? also yes Peppy technically isn't a real parrot"

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45741: Aug 2nd 2021 at 5:11:38 AM

As Fuzzy says this, the red Bee gets thrown onto the table by Gun. Oh, pirate? I can get you any movie from across the galaxy, trust me. Just pay me the quick fee of $20. Right now. Please.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45742: Aug 2nd 2021 at 5:15:09 AM

"Dude, the whole point of piracy is that you're not spending any money on it, so yeah, I'll pass. So what else can dogs do?"

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45743: Aug 2nd 2021 at 5:40:20 AM

Dude, I'm begging you, I need that-

Gun's voice can be heard across the food court, as he begins loading french fries into his arm whilst on top of a statue of a red and yellow Bee in a chef's hat.    "You dipshit! Hand me that $20 or I'm gonna uh...uhhhhhhhh...I'LL THINK OF A GOOD THREAT LATER!    He begins shooting the french fries randomly around the food court.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45744: Aug 2nd 2021 at 6:18:00 AM

"NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE GODDAMN FRENCH FRIES!"

Libre starts trying to catch all the fries Gun shot, badly failing every single time.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45745: Aug 2nd 2021 at 6:24:29 AM

A fry nails Libre right in the forehead as he does so.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45746: Aug 2nd 2021 at 6:48:56 AM

"Oh my- that's inconvenient."

Fuzzy tries for a moment to show concern, but fails and decides to open his backpack and catch a rather ridiculous amount of french fries in it.

Well I guess I'm back.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45747: Aug 2nd 2021 at 6:55:21 AM

[PAINFUL STRIKE]

   "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"   

Oh shit he's screaming now.

   "GUUUUUUUUN!"    He wails hazardously at Gun, his voice at a damagingly loud volume.

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 2nd 2021 at 8:55:37 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#45748: Aug 2nd 2021 at 7:20:36 AM

"You seriously don't even have twenty bucks on you?" Sylvi says to the bee, sounding incredulous.

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45749: Aug 2nd 2021 at 9:43:57 AM

No! I used them for my secret ingredient...

Meanwhile, Gun looks at Libre, unfazed.    IS THIS A SCREAM OFF?!!! BECAUSE I CAN SCREAM!!   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
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#45750: Aug 2nd 2021 at 9:45:03 AM

Libre proceeds to violently yeet his zapper at Gun. Why he didn't go for his small knife is unknown.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

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