Peppy jerks his head to face the direction of the bullet.
"No, Peppy. Stop. You know you can control this. So DON'T GO CRAZY!"
"Oh, so just because I'm not perfect like the rest of you I'm crazy?!"
"no that's not what i-"
And with that Peppy thrusts himself at the others in a massive ball of electricity.
Well I guess I'm back.Gun side steps the ball of electricity, right into...a Red Bee with a stupid necklace, eating a burger.
Hey, I'm eating, asshole.
Shut up, whoever you are, I'm trying to take down a dumb fucking bird!
Huh. I'm down.
Peppy gets a well timed burger right to the head.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 30th 2021 at 3:50:52 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.After messily monching off a bunch of sushi, Libre zaps Peppy just because, timing it perfectly with the burger strike.
"Bird..."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryWhen Peppy wakes up after being briefly knocked out by the attack, his eyes glow blue. The first thing he does is taste the burger.
"I frickin hate ketchup."
Fuzzy runs over and grabs Peppy by the face. The glow in his eyes vanishes.
"Look, you idiotic flying rat. I didn't come all the way to space for you to go crazy because you can't control the power YOU are always complaining about. Now you go back to Earth, you stay in my room and think about what you've done."
"I'm-" "I'm sorry, I.."
Peppy sits there with Puppy-Dog Eyes for a few seconds. Fuzzy promptly reacts by just about yeeting him back to Earth.
[sigh] "Now that that's done..."
Well I guess I'm back.Gun curses under his breath. Dammit! Kid, you should've given the bird to me! I could have shot it back to Earth for you!
The Bee nods. Well, now that's done...I'm outta here. Heading to the bank, screw you guys. Gun vaguely waves the guy off, before coming to a realization.
See ya-wait! That's the fuck that owes me money! Get back here you- And he's off.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."What a wack pet. But I guess that's a given from parrots and the like." Libre says to Fuzzy, drinking a vanilla milkshake.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Yeah, that's totally normal imaginary-friend-accidentally-brought-to-life-with-messed-up-electricity-powers-parrot behaviour."
Well I guess I'm back."...ya telling me this ain't a parrot or are you lying?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"?????????????????????"
...Did he just actually vocalised that!?
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Can a dog pirate movies for me? also yes Peppy technically isn't a real parrot"
Well I guess I'm back."Dude, the whole point of piracy is that you're not spending any money on it, so yeah, I'll pass. So what else can dogs do?"
Well I guess I'm back.Dude, I'm begging you, I need that-
Gun's voice can be heard across the food court, as he begins loading french fries into his arm whilst on top of a statue of a red and yellow Bee in a chef's hat. "You dipshit! Hand me that $20 or I'm gonna uh...uhhhhhhhh...I'LL THINK OF A GOOD THREAT LATER! He begins shooting the french fries randomly around the food court.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised."NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE GODDAMN FRENCH FRIES!"
Libre starts trying to catch all the fries Gun shot, badly failing every single time.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Oh my- that's inconvenient."
Fuzzy tries for a moment to show concern, but fails and decides to open his backpack and catch a rather ridiculous amount of french fries in it.
Well I guess I'm back.[PAINFUL STRIKE]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Oh shit he's screaming now.
"GUUUUUUUUN!" He wails hazardously at Gun, his voice at a damagingly loud volume.
Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 2nd 2021 at 8:55:37 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"You seriously don't even have twenty bucks on you?" Sylvi says to the bee, sounding incredulous.
Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.Libre proceeds to violently yeet his zapper at Gun. Why he didn't go for his small knife is unknown.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

"Kid, I've fought a bird before, trust me, I can handle it!" Gun aims at Peppy and shoots, the resulting shot flying right over Peppy's head.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.