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This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45701: Jul 19th 2021 at 5:11:59 PM

Guy just watching from a far “Sorry guys I spaced out again, so what happen?”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45702: Jul 20th 2021 at 10:17:16 AM

"Umm... absolutely nothing, so far as I can tell."

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Delibirda from Splatsville Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
#45703: Jul 20th 2021 at 10:47:18 AM

After a quick shapeshift, I check out the food supply. I grab a bag of sweets put 'em in a bowl, and procede to try some chocolate. "Bleurgh!", I say, before spitting it out and trying to get the taste out. Then I go to the couch with the sweets and start reading Lucky Luke

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45704: Jul 20th 2021 at 7:08:46 PM

"Um, guys, two things. One, where are we, and two, where is the building with the thing we're supposed to fix in it?"

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45705: Jul 20th 2021 at 7:59:17 PM

"Still in the food court, right?"

Libre, get off Harper.

"The second i dunno."

GET OFF HARPER WILL YOU!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#45706: Jul 22nd 2021 at 12:32:39 AM

The Tempests are eating a vegetarian taco that they got from the food court.

"Honestly, we could just hang out here while y'all go off and do your whatevers. Or we could not do that. Deciding things is hard."

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45707: Jul 22nd 2021 at 1:58:41 AM

Libre gets out of the Harpers again...and zaps a big buffet of fajitas.

"Augh fuck! Forgot that I don't have my hook gun anymore..."

He just goes to where the buffet is and picks up what remains of the fajitas on a plate, looking regretful of his actions whilst eating it.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45708: Jul 22nd 2021 at 8:48:50 PM

Guy takes out from newspaper from his jacket and begins to read it.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45710: Jul 26th 2021 at 9:33:30 AM

"Do you know what would be great right now?"

"Oh! I know this one! Is it food?"

"Precisely."

The Harpers wander around, looking for food. Finally, they spot a bunch of large, unfamiliar fish on one of those rotating thingies, you know, where they put sausages and suchlike. For some reason, the rotating thingy is really long, and the fish are up on the back of it.

"What're those?"

"Only one way to find out..."

They attempt to climb up onto the rotating thing. They eventually make it up there, but find themselves unable to make any progress, as the rotatingness of the thing keeps pushing them back, so they have to run bounce furiously just to stay in one place.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45711: Jul 26th 2021 at 2:36:02 PM

Meanwhile, Fuzzy is trying to get some food the normal way.

"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'What kind of fascinating creature is this?' Well, I'm Fuzzy, and I'm this really weird thing called a human. And this is my interesting parrot, Pe-"

"Actually, my friend, I'm not a real parrot. I was his imaginary friend a really really long time ago, then he built this really crazy machine thingy that brought me to life, and then we-"

At this point the dinnerlady has gotten quite impatient.

"Sir, I only asked if you wanted a drink with your meal."

Well I guess I'm back.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45712: Jul 26th 2021 at 4:15:31 PM

"...HARPER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE BUFFET CONVEYOR BELT!?"

Libre quickly runs up to the buffet conveyor and tries to pull the Harpers out of it.

"GOD DAMMIT GET OFF THE FUCKING CONVEYOR I WANT THE SUSHI!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Lymantria Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph from Toronto Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Tyrannoraptoran Reptiliomorph
#45713: Jul 26th 2021 at 4:36:35 PM

Lymantria: “If you want sushi, I have some right here”.

Join the Five-Man Band cleanup project!
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45714: Jul 26th 2021 at 6:49:01 PM

The Harpers struggle to remain on the conveyor belt as Libre tries to pull them off.

"Gotta... get... that... fish..."

"Say, who's the other person?"

"Never seen them before."

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45715: Jul 26th 2021 at 7:29:39 PM

Libre grabs some sushi from Lymantria before pointing his small knife at the Harpers.

"No one wants seal fat, do they!? You Harpers better fuck off this belt or there'll be tons of it!"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45716: Jul 26th 2021 at 7:40:53 PM

With a collective sigh, the Harpers stop struggling and allow themselves to slide off the conveyor belt.

"But... that fish tho..."

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45717: Jul 26th 2021 at 7:43:42 PM

Libre gives the sushi he got from Lymantria to the Harpers.

"You should ask first, lest the others don't like you messing with the food."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45718: Jul 26th 2021 at 7:54:17 PM

"Thanks for the fish, Libre." Harper takes a bite of the sushi.

"We'll be sure to keep your advice in mind."

Edited by aPod-ofSeals on Jul 26th 2021 at 9:55:22 AM

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SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45719: Jul 26th 2021 at 8:10:04 PM

...aaaaaand Libre snatches a sushi from the belt himself, haphazardly.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#45720: Jul 26th 2021 at 8:37:34 PM

Sylvi is joyfully nomming a sashimi. Even though nobody can recall it actually grabbing the thing.

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45721: Jul 27th 2021 at 5:18:57 AM

Fuzzy's at a table now.

"Okay, so that's chicken noodles/ramen/whatever for me, and you're having a..."

Peppy has a huge dragon-shaped sugar sculpture on his plate.

"PEPPY IF YOU TOUCH THAT THING I SWEAR I WILL-"

Suddenly the sculpture is gone and Peppy has a mouthful of sugar.

"I feel..."

"Sick? Guilty? Stupid?"

   "POWERFUL."   

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45722: Jul 28th 2021 at 12:06:01 PM

Gun, from a distance, is chowing down on some shish kebabs. He points to Peppy.    Hey, what's up with your multicolored cock over there?! Looks like he's gone insane! You need me to deal with that shit?   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45723: Jul 28th 2021 at 1:06:18 PM

"Eh, that just happens when he eats sugar. Just wait for him to wear himself out. It's totally normal."

A rather large blue bolt flies past in the background, followed by an explosion.

   "BOW DOWN TO ME MERE MORTALS."   

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45724: Jul 28th 2021 at 1:43:59 PM

   You sure you don't need me to shoot him?    Gun's arm shifts into a blaster:    Cause I can do that!   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45725: Jul 29th 2021 at 3:15:40 AM

"On one hand, he totally deserves it, on the other hand, it would seriously piss him off and when he gets pissed off he tends to... do things. Very destructive things."

Well I guess I'm back.

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