"No, Harper, a wallaby does not help! That belongs in a museum!"
Harper looks at Harper quizzically while holding a live wallaby. "A zoo, I'd think. Or released into the wild. Certainly not a museum. There's no food allowed in there, it wouldn't be able to eat."
"Quiet, we need to pay for this cereal bar." The third Harper turns back towards the blue-vested teenager. "Excuse me, do you accept wallabies as currency?"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real."Oh thanks Playing!"
Bobbit worm: [yeets a milk box]
"Bob, what the fuck are you doing."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Bob, what the fuck do we need milk for!?"
Bobbit worm:...[bites Libre in infuriation]
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Bobbit worm: There's small milk boxes over there!
"I SAID, WHAT DO WE NEED MILK FOR?"
Bobbit worm: FOR FUCKING TACO JR. DAMMIT!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"...al-the-fucking-right." Libre picks up a large set of milk boxes. The ones that have a place where you can stick a straw in them.
"Taco's daughter. Us Tropers got here...to get her milk for breakfast."
Bobbit worm: Fucking FINALLY!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL GET THE MILK!"
Suddenly Fuzzy whizzes past them in the weird makeshift vehicle he was working on, leaving a trail of steam, cardboard and stickers.
"Where's the dairy aisle again?" he asks a store employee.
"Uh, it's to the-"
"Thanks!"
Fuzzy is completely unaware that the others already have the milk.
Well I guess I'm back.Libre notices Fuzzy going to the dairy aisle after hauling a massive amount of milk boxes with his bobbit worm.
"Fuzzy, bruh, just take the cheese I got all the milk we wanted!"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category(Meanwhile, Chey was now trying to find Ford.)
"Ford? Ford, where are you?"
(Delilah babbles at Chey.)
"Daddy may have gotten himself lost in the store again, Delilah."
(Delilah frowns.)
"Don't worry, either we'll find him or he'll find us. Whichever comes first."
(Meanwhile at another part of the store, Ford was at the meat section when he encounters a woman in front of a stand surrounded by tinned meat and small paper plates with small chunks of pink meat on it.)
"Good day, sir!"
"Good day."
"Would you like to try a free sample of an exciting new canned meat product called Splunk?"
"What's Splunk?"
"Splunk is like Spam, but we use other parts of the pig that others wouldn't dare to use but it's just as nutritious! Splunk is a excellent source of iron, protein, and vitamin B12."
"Ah, alright. Guess I'll try a sample."
(Ford then gets a sample, takes a small bite, and grimaces a bit.)
"This tastes a bit like pennies."
"That must be the liver you're tasting."
"L-LIVER?!"
"Yeah! Splunk uses the liver, brains, kidneys, tongue, hearts, and feet of the pig. It's just as nourishing as, say, a pork chop or a ham."
(Ford gags.)
"...uhh, thank you for the sample, ma'am, I-I gotta go. I need to find my wife and daughter."
"You sure you don't want another sample? Give Splunk a chance!"
(Ford spits his Splunk into a napkin, throws it away in the trash, and makes a run for it.)
"Wait, come back! I'll give you a coupon! A recipe book full of exciting ways to enjoy Splunk!"
(The Splunk lady then loads a hand basket with cans of Splunk, promotional material, and Splunk samples and starts going after Ford. Meanwhile...)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 17th 2021 at 2:18:59 PM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Fuzzy, on the other hand, is racing to the dairy aisle with his contraption (appropriately called the Get-Milk-Mobile-Inator-or-something). He hadn't heard Libre as he was too blinded by his desire for milk.
He starts mashing buttons in the GMMIOS and about five mechanical arms grab a heck of a lot of milk and put it in the back of the vehicle for storage.
"Milk, milk milk, choccy milk, milk, strawberry milk, milk, milk, soya milk, milk, almond milk, milk, milk, hippopotamus milk."
Well I guess I'm back."...okay, good, we got the milk, but why the hippo milk too?"
Libre yanks a trolley from another customer and dumps off all of their shopped stuff, putting all of his milk in the process.
"WHAT!?"
"Sorry mate!"
He heads off to get the (Friday Night Funkin') cheeses.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category(Meanwhile, Ford was screaming as he was being chased by the Splunk lady.)
"C'MON, SIR! TRY SOME NUTRITIOUS SPLUNK!"
"NO!!!"
"FULL OF VITAMINS AND MINERALS! A WHOLESOME, HEALTHY TASTE TREAT THAT'LL GET YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR WALLET SMILING!"
"STICK IT UP YOUR ZARKING NOSE, WOMAN!"
"THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO A LADY LIKE THAT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE HEARD THAT?"
"SHE'D SAY THE SAME!"
"EAT SPLUNK!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Bee overhears the Splunk antics
"What's all this about Spelunky?"
Edited by AyyBee121 on Jun 18th 2021 at 1:03:25 AM
"Just take 500 and that!"
"Okay, okay, okay, just keep the big fucking spear gun off of me!"
"Great!"
"GUYS, WE GOT ALL THE MILK AND CHEESE WE NEED, RIGHT? LETS GO BACK!"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryAn empty bus randomly stops by the store.
"There's the bus!-What the hell is a Splunk?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryMeanwhile at the dairy aisle:
"Okay, I've got the milk, now I have 2 options. I could quietly follow the others like the sensible kid everyone perceives to to be, or I could go on a mad shopping spree and do a lot of questionable things."
Beat.
Cut to Fuzzy driving all over the store in the GMMIOS, with the storage box piled up with random nonsense.
Well I guess I'm back.

"...something messy happened with the Harpers."
Bobbit worm: THE MILK BOXES! [grabs one of them]
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category