".siht od nac I .nam a ma I .yakO"
Fuzzy reverses into a stack of cardboard boxes, glue and coloured paper.
"This isn't working. I'm gonna need more power. I need-"
As his head pokes out of the pile of stuff, he finds out he has stumbled into the
"Eu-frickin-reka."
Well I guess I'm back.Fuzzy is busy constructing what looks like an indescribable mound of cardboard, glue and coloured paper with wheels.
"Nothing really, thanks. Whatever the heck this is will make sense... later."
Well I guess I'm back.Guy walks to another blue vest person and says “Sir please tell us there’s other milk that is cheaper” The blue vest worker turns to Guy and says ”I am very much sorry to say kiddo but that is the most cheapest milk we have, we only have milk from the richly rich area of the store.”
Edited by This on Jun 5th 2021 at 10:03:51 AM
"It's Thane! Whack him!""No no no no no no, we gotta negotiate." Libre says to Billy, cocking his harpoon gun and aiming it at the blue-vested worker.
"Can we like, get it at 400 or something?"
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryMeanwhile, the seals dart through the store, following the Fish Bites Cereal Bar as it is kicked around the building.
At some point, the bar slides right into an apparently open and (per Tropesburg building laws) impractically large air vent.
"Well, diving time, I suppose." With a physically impossible flip, the seal dives into the vent, followed by the other two.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.Meanwhile, in the air vents, the Harpers are about to reach the cereal bar...
When it is grabbed by a rat. As the rat scurries along, dragging the bar that's almost as big as it, three incredibly out-of-place seals thud after it.
"Hey, you! Rat! Come back here! Haven't you got to release a superhero by running across a keyboard or something?"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.Libre fires at the phone the worker's holding.
"Please...can we negotiate a bit?"
Bobbit worm: Pls Stop!
"Shush Bob, shush."
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Alright, fuck." He drops the harpoon gun.
Bobbit worm: Oy what about those small boxes of milk over there?
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryBilly then tries to check a small box of the milk from the pile that the Bobbit Worm pointed out normally, attempting to carefully inspect the expiry date and price tag. He thinks, "I hope this isn't another bizarre thing."
Edited by Billy5545 on Jun 7th 2021 at 8:01:34 PM
Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.Meanwhile in the vents, Harper, Harper, and Harper are having some trouble catching up to the rodent.
"I have a plan." One of the Harpers pulls a jetpack from nowhere and activates it. "This'll speed me uuuuUUUUuuu—"
Harper goes flying, erratically slamming into the sides of the vent and leaving large dents whilst jetting forward at immense speeds. As they speed by the rat, they shout, "Give me that!" as they manage to snag the Fish Bites Cereal Bar.
As they do so, though, they slam into a vent opening, knocking the grill off and flying upwards into the store, right into the checkout line where the other Tropers are. They continue to fly up until they hit the ceiling and crash back down. The seal looks up, dazed.
"oh... hey guys... igadda fishbur." Waving the cereal bar in the air, Harper collapses.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real."...Shit. Harper? Are you okay!?" Libre yells whilst smacking the blubber of the seals.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Oh, good, you're okay."
Bobbit worm: Yeah, like there aren't any small milk boxes around here! [points to a section with many small milk boxes with his body]
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category"Wait, you guys are still hung up on the milk from... what was it, Albania? Yeah, Albania."
"You do know there's a bunch of milk boxes over there that probably aren't from the Balkan Peninsula, right?"
"Anyhow, we have to purchase a cereal bar." One seal bounces up to the blue-vested teen, then pauses. "Wait, who's got the wallet?"
"I've got a wallaby, if that helps."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.Fuzzy is quite frantically running between the Weaponry Aisle, the Motor Aisle, the Stupid Invention Aisle, and the Stuff Fuzzy Would Need Aisle.
"These guys need milk, I'm gonna give them a- OH MY GOSH THERE'S A RETRO GAMING AISLE."
Fuzzy is currently occupied as of now.
Well I guess I'm back.

Harper continues jumping for a bit, then it occurs to them that there were definitely three seals when they first appeared in this episode, right? With a whistle, the other two seals show up from wherever they've been hiding.
They then try to reach the cereal bar by standing on top of one another. This is hampered somewhat by the fact that seals, being round, are not naturally very stackable. They keep falling off one another.
"This isn't working. Let's try something else." Putting their flippers on a lower shelf, the seals try to pull themselves up.
This probably would have worked, were it not for the fact that all three seals tried this at once. As it turns out, their combined weight is enough to tip the shelf over.
Good news? The bar is now on the ground where they can reach it. Bad news? It's been swept up by someone's feet and is now being kicked around the store. The seals get up and head after it.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.