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K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45001: May 27th 2021 at 11:42:48 PM

"Hippopotamus milk is pink." Fuzzy says with a mouthful of popcorn.

"I don't know why I felt the need to say that."

Well I guess I'm back.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45002: May 28th 2021 at 5:20:25 AM

"Wack," Knife says. "Personally, I think it should be violet. How about we just mutate a hippo to have purple milk?"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45003: May 28th 2021 at 5:30:12 AM

"MILK!" Libre fires his hook gun at a random store, not really paying attention to whether it was the Dipper Bell, but it didn't matter as he immediately hit the bus wall, losing the hook gun in the process.

"Aww no!"

Bobbit worm: :p

Wait how can a worm do that-

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#45004: May 28th 2021 at 7:16:12 AM

"Where are we getting this milk from?" Hiro asks, rubbing the back of his head. "Kroger? Meijer? Walmart? Wait a sec, why do we need milk, anyway?"

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
DookieIdiotNimrod Back by Unpopular Demand from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Back by Unpopular Demand
#45005: May 28th 2021 at 7:56:18 AM

"Do not question why we need milk. We will go to The Dipper Bell and get the finest milk. Can we get strawberry milk?"

K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45006: May 28th 2021 at 8:02:20 AM

"Now that you mention it... AWW MAN I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK SO BAD!"

Well I guess I'm back.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45007: May 28th 2021 at 12:47:25 PM

"The... Dipper Bell?" Harper cocked their head in confusion. "So is it... a cross between the Big Dipper and a bell? Or perhaps a Taco Bell run by a twelve-year-old paranormal investigator with a pine-tree hat? That sells milk for some reason?"

"Ooh, maybe it's like the Liberty Bell, but dipped in chocolate!"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45008: May 28th 2021 at 1:32:34 PM

Guy wakes up somewhere, his jacket is gone, he has handcuff's on his hand, and there's a lot of beer and pill bottles, he begins to get up and looks around before saying, "W-What just happened?"

Edited by This on May 28th 2021 at 2:20:52 AM

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45009: May 28th 2021 at 3:11:38 PM

"Out for milk, bastard."

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#45010: May 29th 2021 at 7:18:21 AM

"You blacked out, Guy. We had to drag your ass on the bus. You're real heavy, bro."

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45011: May 29th 2021 at 8:00:27 AM

“Where’s my jacket, why is there so many pills and bottles, can you tell me what just happened?”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45012: May 29th 2021 at 8:09:41 AM

   "WE'RE OUT FOR MILK, I SAID."   

Whoa hey that's fucking excessive.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45013: May 29th 2021 at 8:10:26 AM

“Ok so we are getting milk now, I see”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45014: May 29th 2021 at 8:11:35 AM

"Well, in my experience, when people wake up with pills on their person and no memory of recent events, they've been doing drugs."

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45015: May 29th 2021 at 8:25:52 AM

“I guess that explains the handcuffs.”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45016: May 29th 2021 at 8:52:02 AM

[sigh] "Please don't tell me there's a chance a police car's behind us."

Well I guess I'm back.
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45017: May 29th 2021 at 8:55:59 AM

“Let me look” I begin to stumble my way to the back and says “I don’t see any red or blue lights.”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#45018: May 29th 2021 at 9:23:23 AM

"...does this have to do with that big fucking building or whatever we briefly went towards last episode?"

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#45019: May 29th 2021 at 9:30:09 AM

“My mind is just a blur, the last I remember is me getting out of a car.”

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
K-Fuzzy-A obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as) from a luscious 16-bit environment Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
#45020: May 29th 2021 at 10:15:55 AM

"Come to think of it, I have a weird distant memory of being thrown in public. Also something about preparing to feel something."

Well I guess I'm back.
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45021: May 29th 2021 at 10:44:38 AM

"I remember... something about moss?"

"I think someone rode around on my back."

"And stabbing, lots of stabbing." Beat "Oh crap did we all do drugs?"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#45022: May 29th 2021 at 12:50:49 PM

The camera cuts to Knife, doing cocaine, smoking weed, and swallowing down ecstasy tabs with a gulp of vodka with all at once.

"...Nah, I don't think we did drugs. We're not the kind of people to do that."

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#45023: May 29th 2021 at 2:48:30 PM

"I remember that one time I fell onto a car in Sweden. Fun times, fun times."

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#45025: May 29th 2021 at 5:15:44 PM

"Wait, Tedd died?" Harper is taken aback. "When? How?"

"Nope, different Ted."

"Oh, good." Beat "I mean, not good, obviously, but... okay, you know what I meant."

"Anyhow, did we just pass Dipper Bell?"

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.

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